A dilemma for you.
Here is a comment from a previous post about my one true love, Bob Ellis .
Whatever, since you were too star struck to ask for an autograph ...
I respect someone who starts a comment with a personal slight. They're speaking my language.
Lets do a deal missy,
And then to act as though they're my parent negotiating pocket money for room cleaning? I love it.
I will arrange for Bob Ellis to autograph a nice photo of himself using,at least,the phrase "to ms fits"
You hear that? At least . Which means, the words: 'Marry me, you silly cow' or 'I am naught but a tiny insignificant peanut when it comes to the roaring torrent that is your intellect' could be tacked on.
And how will this be 'arranged'? Gun to head? B.Ellis in boot of car? Butane torch held under testicles? The mind, frankly, boggles.
And then you must post it.
I'd have to remove it from where I'd excitedly staplegunned it to my head, but okay.
If you do not want this please say so.
This is not even worth commenting over. Only low moment in an otherwise perfect post.
To prove his autograph is genuine you can then ask the man himself.
This implies that Bob and I will be meeting again . And also that I will once again make an idiot of myself by waving an autographed photo in front of him and saying: 'BOB, DID YOU SIGN THIS? WAS IT REALLY REALLY REALLY TRULY YOU??? REALLY? REALLY? REALLY? REALLY?
.....NO, REALLY?'
Assume this will take at least 14 days to organise. Butane torch. Has to be butane torch.
And for those readers who presume this is an inside job.. here is the deal..I wonder what ms fits owes us for such a wonderful gift.Your best response will be the prize for my effort.
Audience participation! Best bribe evs.
Please tell me what I owe the lovely Leslie McQueen for this incredibly kind offer. Above the waist only, please.
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you've got to set up a blind date bewteen leslie and glenny g.
its a win-win situation.
everyone comes out on top, including glenny g, if he makes it to third base
Perhaps a kidney? No, you'll need both of yours at the rate you drink. Maybe some cute boy band from Triple RRR radio can give her a foot, hand and back massage.
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This is depressing! Is no one going to mention anything about Ms Fits' norgs??
I mean, this is our golden opportunity, people! Ms Fits is impressively built! I'm talking seriously stacked! As in, large breasts, of the female mammory variety!
Oh, sorry, I forgot the bold and italics...
As in, large breasts, of the female mammory variety! So my vote for what you have to do, Ms Fits?
Out do me with your use of bold and italics!
(Or show us your tits. Ladies' choice.)
I agree with the previous two posts! :)
My, what a terribly attractive offer. Show my bosoms to the readers of my blog in order to get a signed photograph of Bob Ellis.
Anyone who knows me well has seen them at least once. And I can assure you they're not as exciting after you've copped an eyeful for about the fifth time.
Try again, Bevis.
Well, games on I suppose, although I'm hoping for more constructive responses than a wet t-shirt contest. If none eventuate I will think of one myself.
Unfortunately looking at October for delivery since I'm going on holiday for September.
Till then....
How about you read a short piece of writing from each of the people who submit one to this blog on the air. And it can be about anything. Even if its just shout outs.
Fair enough, good points. (Boom-boom)I'm fresh out of ideas, then.
I suggest that Leslie would know best what Leslie might want - maybe she should name her terms?
Or you could just be her slave for a week (no, this time I'm not being dirty).
I like Nu Ju's suggestion, but only because she's adorable. The youthful enthusiasm just oozes of her. In a good way.
Fits! You could ask the callers on your radio show or have McQueen give us some options to choose from. Slave for a week sounds extreeeem for a personally autographed photo of anybody except maybe Bobby Fisher, Amelia Earhart, Krankiboy or Nick Drake.
You're all geniuses. Keep suggesting and I'll post the 'best ofs' in a day or so. Hopefully before McQueen splits on holiday.
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I've further refined my idea and i realise that shout outs would be boring as. So it just has to be an extreme piece of writing that will scare and offend people.
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