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Ms Fits is an irritatingly smug 32 year-old television writer who yearns to be Bob Ellis but will settle for Bob Hart. At least he gets free meals. Pompous nobjockey.

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MON26MAY

A farewell to arms.





I started this blog on June 3rd, 2004. I was 28 years old.




Today is my birthday and I am turning 32 and I have decided after no small amount of soul-searching that it's time to graciously step aside and take an indefinite rest from the site.



There's no one particular thing that has led me to this decision. RYWHM has evolved over the years from anonymous rantings by a wild-eyed moron read by pretty much nobody to rather public dissertations by a wild-eyed moron commented upon by a not uninteresting variety of faceless onlookers, and it's been a fairly interesting ride. Though I'm not unhappy with the depth and breadth of current passerby I feel that the present model has probably run its course and it's time for me to focus my writing elsewhere. I have other blog projects at whispering stage and wish to spend the second half of the year reading, sleeping, drinking wine, taking trips in my van, and hopefully knocking together some sort of junkyard novel. It is my sneaking suspicion that perhaps reducing the amount of mind-numbing political photo based ring-rings and scouring the newspapers for vacuous crap to tear apart each day may lead to some more productive work, though this is of course all speculative at this stage.



I could come off like a slightly hysterical Oscar winner here and thank myriad helpful-type folks who have pitched in and made life easier for a technological retard like myself over the years, but I'd undoubtedly forget someone and have a drink thrown over me in a fit of pique at the next blogger drinks. If you held my hand in some way since RYWHM's inception, I am deeply grateful. Thank you.



Throughout my time poking about the blogosphere I have come across more than a few bad apples and experienced a handful of hair-raisingly vicious shoot-outs, but to be honest in the long run they're not the incidents or people I'll remember. It's the new and exciting friendships with fascinating, creative marvels, the warm, witty and engaging anonymous commenters leading me to endless hours of link-following procrastination, the soul-baring confessors, the as-yet undiscovered writers, the breathlessly entertaining minds. How lucky I feel to have met you, even if just through your words.



Most of all I thank you for reading. I may have infuriated you, puzzled you, called you names, forced you to throw things at your computer and generally made a nuisance of myself but I do hope that at some point over the past four years I have managed to entertain you. It has been entirely my pleasure and I am richer for the challenge.




I remain, humbly yours,




Marieke Josephine Hardy.

383 comments.

Comments

26May07:29
Jobe said...
See ya fits. Have fun, etc. Thanks for the laffs/tears/moistness.

What does one say in this situation? Keep on truckin!

Hmmm maybe not that last bit.
26May07:37
Rusty said...
You've been great! So many laughs, both with you and at you. Cheers!
26May07:41
daiskmeliadorn said...
i'll miss the 'mind-numbing political photo based ring-rings' among other things, but second jobe's good luck, have fun, look forward to whatever you do next :)
26May07:42
Mad Cat Lady said...
Oh no!
Without you and your fine commenters to distract me of a morning, I will probably remember to brush my hair and start work on time and people will think I am terribly efficient and professional and give me more work which I will then proceed to stuff up because without your blog to click on half a thousand times a day I will go back to net stalking the awfully pretty Justin in Seattle and get distracted at some vitally important moment and through some momentary lapse of concentration bring about the end of the world!!!!!
Did you think of that?! Huh? Huh?
I will miss you.
Do you want a kitten?
26May07:46
richwell said...
Ms.Fits as a lurker since the beginning and a sometime commenter let me say it was a grand ride.
All the best with the writing.
So long and thanks for all the fish.
26May07:46
Zoe said...
At least we will be able to read your novel in the bath, which has always been my chief criticism of this site.

xx
26May07:55
Zoe said...
Oh, and happy birthday!
26May08:11
the man in the hat said...
....and thus it became Reasons You Will Hate Marxstubatory. Ciao Fits.
26May08:13
elaine said...
much love, as always dear lady.

Happy Birthday, may your coming year be surrounded by joy, words, food, wine, music, love and the whiskery slobbers of a small furry creature (that's Bob Ellis(canine), you dirty stop-out... but what you and the ginge get up to behind closed doors is nobody's business except the RSPCA)

x
26May08:26
Troy said...
I cam very late to the party, but enjoyed everything I read...Thanks and luck with the junkyard novel...
26May08:27
Perseus said...
This is like when Dennis Lillee retired.
(Please don't do Carpet Call ads).
Good luck
xx
26May08:28
Jess said...
Happy birthday, Clooney. Enjoy your rest from the dorkosphere, continue hatching your new plans for world domination, and thanks for the hearty chuckles over the past four years. Also, FOUR YEARS? It seems like yesterday...

Oh, and thank YOU, RYWHM, for hooking a bitch - well, two bitches - up.

(salutes)

xx
26May08:29
larson_b said...
thanks for the most productive procrastination teh interwebs could offer. remember to take spare underwear with you, you'll need them away from the computer.

cheerio!

26May08:30
Tex said...
Good. Bye.
26May08:33
meg said...
Fits, I got detentions at my Christian school between grade 10 and 12 because of your blog. It would make me lawl conspicuously during personal development-type classes where I would invariably be browsing the shit out of it. You may have actually ruined my life/student transcript/possible job options, but you're strictly golden nonetheless.

The internet sucks a little bit now.

Cheerio then.
26May08:34
Clem said...
BYEEEE! Meeting/finding you and select others largely through RYWHM was the highlight of my short but pointless blogging career.

May your productivity levels skyrocket.

xx
26May08:42
lionelhutz said...
Happy Birthday Marieke. Best of luck out there! I hope your fecundity springs to life somewhere less vitriolic so we may all enjoy it in peace.
26May08:53
Dan said...
I'm all the richer for having discovered your little blog back in the day. It's been a swell ride.

And happy birthday!

Dx
26May08:55
An Anonymous Coward said...
Thanks Ms Fits, for advice, giggles, annoyances and massive lawls.

Enjoy your annual trip round the sun day and best of luck with the writting of prose. I'll miss this site and the far wittier people who left comments.

AAC
26May09:02
Anthony said...
Long time reader first time commenter. I got much giggles from your blog and commenters over the years as well as stolen many a phrase from the words written here. Where will I go now for pilfered wit? Be sure to enjoy your non-internets life.
26May09:03
Bron K said...
Aww.. so sad. I'll be keeping an eye on the blog-o-sphere for your rantings. Happy Birthday Beautiful. Best wishes for the future.
BK xx00
26May09:06
disGRACEful said...
Marieke, having only recently discovered your particular brand of thought/laugh provoking writing im saddened to hear i can no longer find comfort in it during late night procrastination sessions.

However your gracious decision to quit while ahead has served to remind me that life is change and fleeting moments of happiness must never be taken for granted.

Happy birthday, good luck with everything and thankyou for the chuckles you sassy vixen
xo
26May09:11
strawbs said...
Thanks for the wonderful ride that has been RYWHM. Have a great birthday at least we can still hear u on the j's.
strawbs.
26May09:12
surlysimon said...
MsFits
Good luck and I guess we will all just have to be satisfied with reading your other writtings.

Thanks for the fun

surly
26May09:14
Donkey said...
Thanks Marieke for all the entertainment - i've thoroughly enjoyed it. I wish you all the best, and look forward to your novel. Happy Birthday.
26May09:15
daz said...
oooh, you're gonna be up with some withdrawal symptoms. *keeps an eye out for suspicious new alias'*ali-i'
gl
26May09:17
Alda said...
Don't know if I've ever commented before, but I've been lurking from afar, enjoying your excellent writing and wit, and will be sorry to see you go. Your reasons for quitting sound like stuff I say to myself on a regular basis, and I do applaud you for actually going for it. Best of luck - and here's to a ms fits novel in the not so distant future.
26May09:19
Lala said...
Oh Monday is even worse now...

Thanks so much for the laughs, and I hope your new projects (paid and unpaid, on and off the interweb) bring you much joy.

And Happy Birthday to you!

My chickens and I salute you.

xoL
26May09:19
fingers said...
This morning, in response to my question 'WTF is MsFits', Steph called you 'only the best female blogger that ever graced the internest!!! ', so I rushed over here, apparently just in time to see you close.
Thanks for the memories...
26May09:24
Anon said...
Damn! I only just started reading and this has become my new favourite blog... ah well I look forward to reading your writings elsewhere in the future.
26May09:26
Elmo said...
It has been grand, indeed.
May I be so bold as to say, I think you have a future?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
xx
26May09:26
Jessamy said...
Marieke, internet life without you is going to be a little like a cupcake with no icing from now on. As a lurker and a sometimes commenter, I'm going to miss your political rants, even the ring ring ones! Have a lovely rest of the birthday, although I don't really know what can top Hamish, present-wise. Good luck, and thank you
-Jessamy
26May09:40
tex martini said...
Thanks very much for entertaining me heartily over the last 3 years I've had a internet connection at work. Happy birthday, and best of luck with the new stuff.
26May09:48
squib said...
Oh dear, whenever I find something really cool it disappears. Like sands through the hourglass... sigh. This is even worse than when the ice skating rink closed down and my dreams of becoming the next Torvill were forever crushed... more sighs

Well salud, here's to your birthday Marieke (I've always pronounced it correctly BTW) and exciting things to come! And thanks
26May09:50
mskp said...
what a lovely goodbye.

be well,

and we'll see you around, toots...x

26May09:56
chelle said...
there you are in the age... then you started on the j's... then i was given a frankie subscription and you were there too... then i started reading this blog and now you're not here.

i guess a bit of diversity in my life won't hurt.
have a good birthday
xox
26May10:03
Mel said...
Sorry to see you go, but of course you'll be back soon doing something else and getting the same love you get here. Happy birthday, I hope you have a lovely day.
26May10:08
thomasr said...
Well played ma'am. Going out at the top of your game is both clever and noble.

I'm sure you will pop up again. for all to enjoy- in the meantime we can haz some Facebook blogging?

Oh and get La Nads to blog again. We need the likes of her back on deck- what with her being underemployed and so on.

regards
Thomasr
26May10:35
Ross said...
I'm proud to say that I've been reading this blog since 2004, but can't believe I didn't know that you had such a hot middle name.

Meow!
26May10:38
Mr. Marmaduke said...
Well, it's been some fun Ms. Fits. We, the faceless masses hope you come back to this occasionally, if just to throw a well rounded and underbaked insult at whoever you see first. But thank you all the same.

We love you, we really do.
26May10:40
Bros said...
Thank you linesmen, thank you ball boys.

you made us laugh you made us cry - and for a lot of us - made the working day go just a bit quicker.

*mixes finest G & T in the known universe*

Heres looking at you kid......
26May10:42
We thank you.
We miss you.
26May10:43
Ms Fifikins said...
Sigh! O well. So many platitudes one could add, but I will refrain.

I was one of the dumb blondes who took forever to realise this cool chick I was listening to in the mornings was the same one whose blog I had been reading for a couple of years.

Anyway, good luck with the future and I hope the hula slinky helps the constipation caused from reading these comments.

Oh and many happy returns yadda, yadda, yadda!
26May10:47
snappyappellation said...
Dear Ms Fits,

What will I do at work all day now?!
Thanks so much, I have enjoyed your work ENORMOUSLY *spreads arms v. wide*
26May10:53
Marmalade said...
Okay, everyone, let's put our arms around each other's shoulders and start swaying. Look into the camera and a-one, and a-two...

Close your eyes and I'll kiss you,
Tomorrow I'll miss you;
Remember I'll always be true.
And then while I'm away,
I'll write home ev'ry day,
And I'll send all my loving to you.

I'll pretend that I'm kissing
the lips I am missing
And hope that my dreams will come true.
And then while I'm away,
I'll write home ev'ry day,
And I'll send all my loving to you.

All my loving I will send to you.
All my loving, darling I'll be true.

Nothing creepy about Johnny Young. Nope, nothing at all. And with that, au revoir Fitstastic. It's been fun.
26May10:59
Wendy said...
Thanks for sharing RYWHM with us Ms. Fits. You will be missed, but all the best - and at least we can still listen to you on the J's.
26May11:00
Desci said...
You'll be missed. Thanks for four years of blogging, and happy birthday.
26May11:08
Andy Pants said...
I loves you Fitsy!

*tear*
26May11:11
Omitting the ID fields increases your risk of being mistaken for spam. said...
I came for the tits when a mate emailed a link with the comment, "Henderson Kids Tits!!!1", and stayed for the writing.

All the best with your growing up and steadily increasing notoriety fits. You're a top chick.

My one relatively topical criticism is that you now look like a fucking donkey for being such a Rudd fangirl. If his comments about those nude photographs are not fucking it up then what the hell is? Banning art indeed. What a pea-brained Christian swine you have advocated.
26May11:11
mex said...
wow. and today i finished reading Confederacy of Dunces... who knew that two good things would come to end at the same time. i read that book becasue you recommended it and for that i say thank you.
26May11:15
marxstubatory said...
Nice time to bail out, now that Kevin is looking so '07 all of a sudden...

Good luck with everything...
26May11:33
The Last Scientician said...
They do warn that all good things must come to an end.

And yet, so has this.

Goodbye, Farewell, and Amen.
26May11:35
Andrew said...
Well that's a pity, but growth is all change. Best of luck, and happy birthday :)
26May11:39
bopgirl said...
happy birthday fits, and thanks for the many years of fine postings. i wish you every success.

but it has to be asked - where does a girl go looking for her marmalade hit now? he sparkles even in his goodbye to you (apparently the first thing i learnt to do after walking was turn on the telly to watch young talent time - how did you know?).
26May11:41
Rr said...
Thanks ever so much for the blog Ms Fits.

I now know what tea bagging is, I have a joke about Samuel Beckett that makes litty people laugh, and loved that in almost the same post you suggested to some punker parents that they name their cub Wendy O.

Much love to you, and
good luck with what you do
26May11:43
misslight said...
bon anniversaire
x love + thanks
x always x
26May11:59
Michael said...
I'm afraid I cannot be so gracious.

How am I supposed to go on without my dose of M.J.H! (good middle name, I have three, three terrible terrible middle names). First of all, I never remember that its the first tuesday of the month and so cannot enjoy you on FTBC and even when I do remember and watch it and then decide i'll read whatever you'll be reviewing next month you choose Tim 'I'm a cool hippie surfer who charges $45 dollars for my new book' Winton.

Even worse, as a crappy freeloading student i'm never awake early enough to hear you on J.

Who now do I turn to when I need proof that the whole world hasn't become Andrew Bolt?

Who now do I turn to when Doc Nelson's hilarity is too much for me and I need SOMETHING that says it just so?

A tragic day...This is how the world ends and all that.
26May12:01
devoted reader - first time poster said...
oh well. i'm a little saddened its over, but i guess you have to move on some time.

hope you can have as much fun and affect so many people with the time that you would have otherwise devoted to your little blog
26May12:02
happy birthday fits said...
will just have to read your stuff in the age and frankie etc from now on..

thank you for being most entertaining!

*sob*
26May12:03
Dave said...
Happy birthday/oh no!/you'll be missed - I couldn't figure which one to start with. Well hopefully we'll be sitting together on the bookshelves one day. Is your novel about an evil genius monkey who uses soap powder to rule the planet too? It's amazing how often that plot comes up. Farewell Ms F, the net will never be the same again. x
26May12:04
Andyderz said...
*sniffle*

love your works Ms Fits! Keep on rockin', it's been great!
26May12:09
Mike said...
Your words have brightened my days. I guess birthday's do make us all look at what is important to us. Your blog will be missed. Enjoy the wine and write the novel. I look forward to the future and thank you for the past.
26May12:30
lionelhutz said...
Anyone else have a little hollow feeling in their tummies?
26May12:41
Jezzy said...
Dammit - *now* what am I sposed to read when I'm bored at work?!

Ah well, all the best. Blogs do run their course.
26May12:44
Xander said...
I'm lost for words. Your silence will leave a massive void in my heart...
26May12:44
mik efford said...
hey i just turned off my blog the other day too... must be something in the water.
i'll always remember that time you called me a spunk. fairwell fitsy!
26May12:46
Fanny Farquhar said...
Happy Birthday. I've long enjoyed your blog and never commented ... until now. Will miss this hilarious space, Ms. Fits.
26May12:46
SpasmodicMoronic said...
Bugger! - you can't do this to me I only just started blog-commenting....

oh well - round like a rissole - all the best!

*cry in to soup*
26May12:49
James said...
Damn. This is not a happy day. Not to worry, we can just shift your rather large audience over to my new blog instead.

Oh, and happy birthday.
26May12:57
brodie said...
they said it best...


happy birthday, i look forward to your novel/other shit.
26May12:57
Yowie said...
All the best Ms Fits! Thank you for providing years of procrastination materials over the years. Will miss reading RYWHM for sure...


26May13:00
Dr Nic said...
Best of British to you Fitzy. Thanks for the fun
26May13:06
richard_watts said...
Ending your blog? NOW I have a reason I will hate you! Thanks for the ride Fits - it's been a blast. xx
26May13:09
epon_anon said...
Fine. Whatever. See if I care anyway.

p.s. Happy Birthday.
26May13:11
Mikeed1313 said...
'What progress we are making! In the middle ages they would have burned me!'
Sigmund Freud, psychiatrist, corpse.


Happy birthday Ms Fits. Thanks for having been there. You are one of a kind. Long may you run.
26May13:22
Skyeness said...
Happy birthday, Ms Fits. I do hope it is in all ways glorious. And definitely full of debauchery.

Your blog has brought much fun and laughter to me over the last two years – I tuned in late, but spent the last couple of months at my previous job trawling through the archives until I’d read every last post. Time well spent indeed. It was preferable to actually working.

Best of luck with your future endeavours. You served me at the charity day at Polyester records a wee while ago whilst I was buying Cherry Rock tickets and some Dirtbombs, and my girl-crush only intensified. How could one not adore a lovely lady with her mind in the gutter and awesome taste in music? Crazy talk.

You shall be missed. So on, and so it goes xx
26May13:23
thickestskin said...
Dammit. If only I'd started reading years ago!
26May13:30
J said...
Hi Fits,

Thanks for all the inspiring rants. Will miss your perspectives and somewhat humorous takes on life in general.

I know why you are moving on, because the blog is getting too damned popular and it is not worth your creative energies spent on something which is much easier to perform with an audience of lesser number.

Best of luck in the future and I am sure that we will all hear from you soon in some medium.

Cheers,

J
26May13:37
zoot said...
Can't add anything to the above comments. You'll be missed, all the best, and happy birthday!
26May13:43
oh, louisa! said...
Really, must you go? Must I content myself with trawling through the archives until I'm fresh out of fits gems? I'm a bit sad...

Thankyou so much for your lovely funniness, somewhat crazy level of personal detail-sharing, and perfect synergy of highbrow vocabularising and guttersnipe cheek. I'll miss you. Best of best wishes to you and a very happy birthday,

- Louise
26May13:44
Far East said...
Mlle Hardy

(i) it is we, who should be doing the thanking... so thank you
(ii) given your other exploits, writing in the Fairfax papers, the First Tuesday Book Club, the J's brekkie show, and countless other pursuits (a fine example includes: Messrs Julian from The Presets and Hamish Blake) amongst them, I was starting to think how you were handling such a hectic lifestyle.
(iii) its pretty shite timing that such a day is shared with a boofhead like Paul Lennon who quit today

So it goes, eh Ms Fits?

Until our next encounter with you...
26May13:45
Chuggle said...
*sob* *sob* *sob* *uncontollable crying* *stifled sob* *sob* *sob* *hiccup*

Can you get the powers that be to make FTBC a two-hour show and give you a double-page spread in the Green Guide each week?

How else am I going to get my Ms Fits Fix?
26May13:53
Friction said...
APRIL FOOLS DAY!!!
Lol I wish. Oh well, all good things come to an end.

Thanks for all the laughs Marieke!!! I'm sure there will be tonnes more from the radio, and your future novel that I'm now hanging out for...
26May13:54
marmaduke said...
if you're looking for somewhere to go in your van, I can highly recommend driving through the desert with a scheduled stop to watch the sun set over Uluru, glass of pinot (or gin if you must) in one hand, good friend by your side.

could be just the place to start that junkyard novel. If you're not looking for ideas, happily ignore the above :)

and thanks, Ms Fits.

Happy Birthday
26May13:55
Caitlin said...
Please...don't go...
26May13:57
helen hellbound said...
oh dear Fits...I feel a bit heavy in my heart but can't wait to see what you do next. I was so happy to find this blog & although it's changed quite a bit I would still compulsively check in to see what yr up to. Hope the future blog whisperings aren't too quiet & I can track you down. I going to miss you Fitsy.
26May13:58
melba said...
i'm torn between being happy for you, and happy birthday too, and thinking you are doing the right thing, and being selfishly pouty and sad. but it has been a great ride, it's been wild and funny and moving and real and titillating and bookish and delicious (your ham soup recipe, mmm) and voyeuristic.

thank you and all the best.

all my future wedding anniversaries are now going to be tinged with a little whimsical sadness.

but happiest of days to you, marieke.
26May13:59
Alice said...
It was an awesome four years to be reading - I started in year 12 and am now almost finished my degree at uni... feels kind of fitting that this chapter too, is over.
Best of luck with everything (not that you need it, I think you're a raving success already).
And can't wait for the book.
Happy Birthday!
With l-o-v-e, love
Alice.
26May14:04
Nads said...
My workday lunch hour for the past four years:
1. Head to RYWHM and
1a. wish you installed an RSS feed
1b. wish I could write half a well as you

2. Head to the Bold and the Beautiful website to read the latest US episode update (at least you came first)

3. Play an online Sudoku puzzle (yes it takes me that long!)

I have never written a comment on anyone's blogs before (despite being a big fan of several). But since you will be leaving a gaping hole in my lunch hour, I wanted to say thanks for the laughs and diversions, you have been and will continue to be, my hero.
26May14:04
Booky said...
And so it goes, and goes, and goes.

xo
26May14:09
Sadness said...
I have never written a post on a blog before, but felt compelled to. Am so sad RYWHM is over, I only discovered your fabulous blog a few months ago, and it often gets me through the day in my mind-numbing admin job!

Anyway, I well understand the need to move into another phase and wish you a wonderful time of writing what I'm certain will be a tremendous book, and thank you profusely for giving me many a quiet chuckle in amongst typing tedious reports and the like.

Have a lovely Birthday!
26May14:14
Jeremy said...
Congrats on four excellent years of entertaining writing, Fits.

And thank god we'll get to continue reading your work in newspapers and elsewhere.

Nicely done. And happy birthday.
26May14:15
Fenz said...
Thanks for always being a great way to pass time and procrastinate. I hope that maybe some day I see you in the street and I will pause and think about coming to say Hi, but will no doubt be too shy. It's been a pleasure having a little peek into your life.

Have a wonderful birthday, 32 is such a good age, nearly as good as 33 ;)
26May14:22
alf said...
It has been nice not to know you so intimately.

Happy Birthday!
26May14:31
What they said ...
Every time I visit Cavallero I'll think of you. It's been a great read and I'll really miss my regular dose of Fits-illiness. We still have the Green Guide to look forward to ...
Good bye and good luck in all you do.
26May14:39
Marty said...
Thank you Ms Fits.

A gracious exit. A proud legacy.

Bon voyage!
26May14:40
BEVIS said...
A little piece of me just died.

Happy birthday, of course, and I know this must be the best decision for you, but still ...

My heart is very sad.
26May14:46
Rustique said...
A little piece of me just died too, but then again that's why they invented Viagra (BA-BOOM).

Thanks for all the free entertainment, I will now rely solely on The Onion for procrastination at work purposes.

God Bless Ms Fits and all who sail her.
26May14:48
May as well be Tim Rogers said...
"What the hell do you do when the lights you've been following trail off to nowhere? do you just give up and fall in? I don't know."

Well, not nowhere, but anyway...

Lookin' forward to seeing your pretty face around town, darlin'.
26May14:57
BEVIS said...
Of course, the first clue was when Fits didn't ask us to leave our questions in the comments to Friday's Q&A post ...

Shoulda seen this one coming.
26May15:21
myrealnameissarah said...
Good on you!

How you survived this last four years of slings and arrows is a mystery. I just worry that the most vitriolic among RYWHM readers will NOW TAKE IT TO THE STREETS.

Good luck and happy birthday.
26May15:24
Thank you. It's been wonderful. Good luck.
26May15:29
earthworm said...
So the legacy has ended... for now. I reckon you'll be back, somewhere, sometime. We'll just have to find you eh?!

26May15:46
audrey said...
What a wonderful closing post you sweet blossom, you.

So long and thanks for the all the fish.
Best to you dear lady xo
26May15:48
Tim said...
Dammit, and I just started reading. It's been great, what we had together. Really great.

Good luck Marieke, let us know where you end up on the internut next.
26May15:53
VanillaBaron said...
Read you for along time, now, but never commented. I never needed to - your writing always said it all.

Thank you so much for every post, you don't know how many times a terrible day has been completely saved by just one of your witticisms.

Love you and love your work, Marieke. Thank you.
26May16:03
THR said...
Ave, et vale, Ms Fits.
26May16:03
karen said...

But ... but .... but I just came here to leave a Happy Birthday! post, not a Thank You For Being 12 Sorts of Fabulous and Amazing, I'll Keep An Eye Out For Your Book and Then Show Up at Signings and Demand You Sign It "Lollercoasters Forever, Love Ms Fits".

I have loved reading this blog and I will miss it very much but am also stoked about all the future awesome things you will make happen.

In closing, I must second bopgirl in the 3 Stages of Grieving Approach to this post:
Stage 1: WHAT?! No more Fits?! Noooooo!
Stage 2: Well, there's still Frankie, The Age, Bookclub, JJJ, junk yard novel. It'll be okay.
Stage 3: ...... NO IT WON'T BE OKAY! Where will I read Marmalade comments now?
26May16:04
MonsterMash said...
I'll miss you. I have never been big on leaving comments on your wonderful little blog, but it has been a constant source of insight, insanity and ...insipid.. humour?

A round of applause. Clappity-clap clap.
26May16:08
Kitty said...
nooooooo...
*whimper!*
where will we turn when the libs self-implode/obama wins the election/cindy mccain eats her own young?!
we will miss you lady fits x
26May16:17
Just Me said...
Long time reader, first time poster.
I wish I was as clever as you.
That is all...
26May16:36
EC said...
Happy Birthday Ms Fits. Thanks for the laughs you funny woman and the good advice.

xx

26May16:39
MizLiz said...
All the best Ms Fits with your present and future writing projects. You will always be entertaining to read, an indulgent pleasure to enjoy over a hot cuppa.

For those who will suffer greatly from RYWHM's absence, I suggest you visit this site: http://mil-millington.com/
Pages & pages of hysterical rantings of a frustrated boyfriend called "Things My Girlfriend and I have Argued About". Hours of cackling laughter, literally!

Keep truckin' indeed!!!
26May16:46
Jeremy said...
Millington's three books are pretty amusing, too.
26May16:49
MizLiz said...
Jeremy, I haven't read any yet but they do look good. Thanks for confirming. Must check them out. I'm only part-way through his girlfriend rantings and sometimes can't breath because of laughing so hard.
26May16:54
Sheree said...
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

*clutches Frankie for dear life whilst simultaneously wondering why there was less of Hardy in this bimonthly issue*

Feeling really sad right about now...

I think what I'm really going to miss are all the comments people leave. I find them hilarious and witty and incredible. I think I even took one and quoted them in my facebook ''quotes'' and it's still up there, such was the amazingness of that comment.

Oh I'm welling up!

Happy McbirdsDay! You are better than ever and I wish you all the best in your future endeavours.

PS. Marmalade you are singing out of tune, but that's why we love you.

pps. OH IT'S A TRAVESTY ON SO MANY LEVELS.

adieu..
26May17:03
Gina said...
Happy birthday and farewell... I'll miss my daily dose of reasons i might hate you!
26May17:13
sublime-ation said...
oh shit man, you go and retire just when I have a dodgy safari bug of some sort (I thought macs didn't??) and a strange server and only have a brief moment to say...
I met you again this way,
through this here wit and brilliance
that always made me laugh
kept me going through writing tedious amounts
on artists and the like
it's been a pleasure dear Fits
I shall miss your outrageous words here
but thanks for it all.

oh and please come visit us in the country, Bob Ellis welcome.

yeah and Happy Birthday fellow May girl.

xxxxsub
26May17:13
funkycoldmedina said...
We had fun didn't we? We were something, weren't we? Oh fitsy...(slobber sob sob general emotional breakdown). This was a good gathering of minds. pity I came to it late. One thing puzzles me though, and thats all the long time reader first time commentors. whats wrong with you people...join in...oh too late. @Marxtubatory: get a life dude.
26May17:23
Bob Ellis is my favourite Australian too. His "Man of Flowers," is the best screenplay ever. Plus, the bloke just doesn't give a fuck. He gets a mention on the "Donnie Ducko Weblog" Check it out on my site.
Cheers,
Duck.
26May17:31
Megan said...
Thank you so much Ms Fits for hours of entertainment over the last 18 months. It has been oh so much fun.

Wish you all the best and Good luck!!
Regards, Megan

(oh, and Happy Birthday)
26May17:31
Rowena said...
Ah! What a bugger. But I understand why you feel it's necessary, and I'm looking forward to seeing what MJH does next.

Tons of love,
R xxx
26May17:45
JdW said...
Thanks & best of luck for the future (not that you need it you lucky/clever girl!)

I blame Sydney
26May17:47
Pat said...
Nooo!

Oh well. I've been reading for years now. It was great. You're a hoot.

I love those pic phone calls. what a caution!
26May17:49
this is my second comment but i didnt want to look like a lame-o said...
i hope you keep the blog open so we may refer back to your endearing wit and reminisce about your various hilarious scrapes while you're off doing whatever it is you will do next.

best of luck

p.s. i know what they did to Bob Ellis while you were away
http://www.flickr.com/photos/cybele_malinowski/2515897950/
26May18:01
Karlee said...
Bye Ms Fitz. :(
I don't think I got you when I first started reading in 2006. But you were fearless and funny and so smart... I couldn't stop.
You have now influenced my sense of humour, the words I use, and my increasing acceptance of using the word 'cunt' appropriately. Thanks ever so. I think you're fucking great.
All the best.
Love Karlee
26May18:06
Gina said...
Ah Shit!

Guess its back to work then.
26May18:27
Snorks said...
Thanks Fits, and happy birthday! A piece of me just died too BEVIS. I'll sing harmony with Marmalade.

This is what started it for me (and is possibly my favourite);

http://reasonsyouwillhateme.com/politics-for-beginners

To where can we send Tanqueray 10 in appreciation?
26May18:33
Buck Fudd said...
The last 3 2/3 years of reading your rantings, theories and dissertations has been a privilege and an absolute fucking hoot.

And Happy Birthday

*cyberhugs*

xxx
Bucky.
26May18:34
whenallsheworewasred. said...
buttt you can't.

because you see, now exam study procrastination seems ever so wrong.

so now your going to make me wake up early to catch you on the breakfast show aren't you.
make me turn up the radio so i don't miss a quick witted remark when dashing from room to room whilst completing the rather arduous task of getting ready for school ... or perhaps my laughing insanely to myself on my recently acquired walkman traveling upon the bus of a morning.


at least this was a private giggle.

seems i will simply have to restrict my laugh induced abdominal work out for a bi-monthly frankie delight.

any plans on making at appearance at the byron bay writers festival again?
your panel skills were somewhat impressive.
26May18:41
Shelsta78 said...
Happy Birthday.

I don't know why but I had a feeling this was coming - wierd!

Thanks for the laughs
26May18:51
alicia said...
aw, makes me sad.

What am I going to do while putting off my overdue homework assignments now?

Also, today I read - well, I suppose you could call it an interview - a brief phonecall written down, along with an over-embellished description of you TAKEN DIRECTLY FROM THE ABOUT ME ON THIS PAGE, with you.
26May18:52
katie said...
Bon voyage. You have inspired my 16 yo daughter and me. Happy birthday. I only got a glimpse of you in Byron and you look way younger than your 32 years. Write a beautiful book.
26May18:54
you're wonderful said...
hello fits, I'll miss you like air!!! please come back and blog again or at least make it reasonably easy to find you. I started reading before the last election and am happy in the knowledge that I can trawl through the last few years of archives at least. but it won't be the same.
I wish you all the best and will totally buy your book and until then miss you dreadfully
love
26May18:59
Tim said...
B..b..wh..?

I am shattered. Good luck!
26May19:07
The Real Tim Rogers said...
I miss you like sleep
And there's nothing romantic about the hours I keep
The morning when it starts
I don't look so sharp
Now I got a heavy heart
26May19:27
Simon said...
Goodbye, and good luck- also thanks, for the significant time you must’ve put into the Q&A Fridays- I found your advice helpful and it always warmed me that you’d put thought in to a stranger’s confused and occasionally drunk queries.

The shot of your rack was also pleasing.

I shall watch your future progress with considerable etc…

Happy birthday, beautiful.
26May19:31
morgan said...

WWAAAHHHHHHAHAHAHAH *sniffles*

You've been a champion blogger MJH, even when most others fell by the myspace/facebook et al wayside.

Thanks for your generosity of self on these pages.

Happy we can still read you elsewhere.

Bestest to you.

26May19:33
Mark said...
Thanks Ms. Fits - I will undoubtedly be keeping track of you in all your various other forms - although the make-shift community you have created here will forever be missed.
26May19:40
RYALL said...
OMG WTF ? I only just got into this fantastic blog and you pull it.. damn!
Best of luck for your future Marieke, perhaps do a ralph photoshoot or maybe black&white would be more appropriate.
devastated
Ryall
PS
Happy Birthday, still so young babe.
26May19:44
old sheila said...
Dearest Marieke,
Thanks.
Stay true and just get the words on the page.
26May19:53
Ruby Keeler said...
A few comments:

a) Bugger!
b) I was wondering where she found the time
c) Four years is a long time for a Gemini
d) My second name is Josephine, too!
e) At least she got to blog in a new labor government.

Happy Birthday Marieke and good luck. I think it only gets bigger and brighter for you from here...
26May19:58
Lawra said...
owww marieke!

happy birthday!!

i enjoyed RYWHM immensely & your blogging will be missed. especially because it was often the core of all conversation at uni amongst us printmedia kids at monash.

farewell lady!
from lawra.
26May20:10
Isabella Carmen de Ulunque said...
thank you, for the insights that I would have otherwise never known about because I live in a nunnery (a.k.a. an all girls boarding house that deems 'the advertiser' as an appropriate and decent newspaper) its been a delight and I can only hope that i will find another blog as dependable as yours.

love love.
26May20:14
ms cynic said...
I was wondering how long it would be before those Friday questions got to you. Not a Friday went by that I didn't admire your tenacity and perseverance.

Has been lovely and highly entertaining. You will be sorely missed. Enjoy yourself. Hope to catch up with you again one day soon, perhaps raise a toast to your new book.

Hope your birthday was fabulous. xxx
26May20:48
Anon said...
So long and thanks for all the fits.
I will miss thee.
26May20:51
Jonathan said...
Well done, you have a wonderful mind that should be cherished :)
You mention "taking trips in your van" and all those other things for the second half of the year - does that mean no triple j for the second half of the year? I certainly hope I can still get my morning Marieke fix!
26May21:00
lfe507 said...
I think the only appropriate response to news like this is to shut myself in my room and listen to Boyz II Men's 'End of the Road' really loudly over and over and sob uncontrollably. That or violence.

At least I can stop gnashing my teeth at the screen and wishing I could write like you. Maybe next time I see you at a Died Pretty concert (assuming there ever is another one) I won't just nudge my husband and whisper "there's that girl I told you I'd leave you for", I'll bail you up in a corner and demand you reopen this!

Happy birthday and best of luck in whatever your next endeavour is. I've enjoyed every moment I've spent at RYWHM.
26May21:05
Happily Departing said...
I'll always remember the highly personal sexual hate speech against Miranda (Pandagate) that was vomited onto the internet while MH was anonymous.

MH delivering her deluded rants on the WWW reminds me of an internet version of Bjork walking past a camera crew.

Until Bolt drilled in.

That was sweet.

Lookin' for a soul-satsfying place to cruise off in yur van?

Maybe to Miranda's place.

An apology does wonders for the conscience.
26May21:06
John said...
I'll miss your blog, but I endorse the decision. I'm sure we'll all still be getting regular doses of Ms Fits' goodness through other channels :)
26May21:19
First time commenter, long time reader. said...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

This makes me sad.

However, I suppose I'll have to accept it.

But awww.
26May21:25
Ellie said...
Oh bloody hell. Didn't think I'd get hit with that news today!! Sigh. Oh well. Keep fighting the good fight- it's been a pleasure to peruse you.
26May21:48
Andrew McMillen said...
Hey Marieke. I've only followed you for a couple of weeks, but I've enjoyed reading your words. Enjoy your break; see you further on down the trail.
26May21:52
broken left leg said...
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
*draws breath*
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
At least can I have your readership.
26May21:55
rah said...
gutted!
26May21:57
Mick said...
So many friends and well wishes....you deserve em all. Sorry to see you go. xxoo
26May21:58
simbobaggins said...
Well god damn it.Just when i was really getting into it, you get out..!

Like a true legend.....You are the Bjorn Borg of bloggerville..like jeff in the missisippi and like otis redding on a plane you've taken yourself away just as you are hitting your straps both as a blogger, and if i might say with all respect intended,as a woman..

Happy birthday..I hope you are happy and healthy and that whatever you wish for in life, you get it,particularly if that wish involves me swinging hands with you.

Simbobaggins




26May22:07
alvesang said...
Bye for now, Ms Fits. As a long time reader, your blog has been one of my few daily must-reads. Very sad, but happy for you and the increased exposure your exquisite writing is getting. I fell in love with your words, your wit, the gorgeous rhythm of your prose. Best of luck with your future endeavours. xx
26May22:17
warren said...
Happy birthday Marieke, have a bloody good one!
26May22:19
timboy said...
Sigh

All good things have endings I spose

26May22:24
James said...
Oh no!!! You cant do this to me Ms Fits. It has been a short journey for me, but i have loved it. I shall now spend some time reading through your archieves, and getting my dose of ill-informed rantings and half baked theories that way!!!!
P.s. HAPPY BIRTHDAY
26May22:36
Hume said...
Happy Birthday. Thanks for all the laughs, Ms Fits. Good luck with the novel.
26May22:36
no onions said...
Happy Birpday and thanks for the good times.

Seeya.

p.s. it´s a shadow not a dog
26May22:50
Nothing said...
I wish you great success....and when you have found it, and made heaps of money, I hope you finally realise that your beloved Labor party is not really that great after all. Certainly nothing to invoke such passion.

But I still read the blog anyway. You certainly have a way with the written form and I am sure you can do something really special.

Nothing.
26May22:57
Alsoalreadypostedbutdidn'twanttoseemweird said...
Happily Departing said...
I'll always remember the highly personal sexual hate speech against Miranda (Pandagate) that was vomited onto the internet while MH was anonymous.

MH delivering her deluded rants on the WWW reminds me of an internet version of Bjork walking past a camera crew.

Until Bolt drilled in.

That was sweet.

Lookin' for a soul-satsfying place to cruise off in yur van?

Maybe to Miranda's place.

An apology does wonders for the conscience.


could it be that Andrew Bolt is in his own somewhat terrifying way is trying to say that he will miss Marieke aswell?

I guess now he'll have to make do with the wife.

Sigh, goodbye Marieke. I feel so very very sad.
26May22:57
clare said...
im going to name my dog after you, i think you deserve that honour.
26May23:13
Rhamdor said...
Damn! I guess that means now I will have to work instead of reading all the posts and comments for hours!

Thanks so much for all your words... You'll be sorely missed... but I hope we'll still have you on the green guide
26May23:17
Miss Liss said...
It was beautiful. You were fabulous. You may look like a younger version of Baby Jane but by the gods and your acerbic wit, Bette would have been proud!!! Take a deep breath, put your nipples to the windo and be magnificent, Miss H.
26May23:37
nat said...
This thread is getting as long as a confession booth.

Happiest of birthday's to you dear Fits.

I've been coming here since 04, you were my first blog love addiction, and are still the best. I carry 'ring rings' in my head forever. Good luck with everything and thanks for all the fish xxx
26May23:41
j to the hizzo said...
oh come on 1 last "ring ring" for old time sake.
please?
26May23:44
MR 12% said...
thanks for the publicity, i need it!
27May00:01
Sarah said...
have only just found you and will miss you awful like, happy birthday and best of luck!
27May00:02
Brent said...
You give me hope that good people still exist in the world. Thanks for your words, and happy birthday.
xxx
27May00:46
S.L.C. said...
I knew I would comment one day...
(yet another newb, making a last ditch effort to join in)

It's been swell.
Much love.
27May00:50
I'm really sorry about being so horrible to you over the years. I'm just very intimidated by smart, ambitious females who have achieved more than I have in their careers.

Have a lovely year,

love and kisses,

Jamie Roddy Duncan (a.k.a The Hack)
27May01:43
Orgazmo said...
You need to get a regular gig on TV. A few times a month is not enough. I reckon you are a hawt lass indeed.

Oh and educated....
27May01:46
Orgazmo said...
Also death to any blog for its form is over-rated

& ah....

Oh and many happy returns.....cause its ya birthday

its ya birthday

its ya birthday

27May05:17
Maria said...
Now I did not expect that.

But it's understandable and cool and everything, and I wish you all the best. I will miss this blog, I've been reading it regularly for about 2 years, which is a lot for my internet-attention-span.

Thankyou, happy birthday, and may plenty of wonderful books find their way to you.
27May05:42
Jason S said...
Hey thanks for making me laugh so much all this time (it's been a long time). I'll miss reading your posts and not commenting on them etc.. Good luck with everything, it felt good to get to know you in some way.

Much love, Jason
27May07:28
janie said...
thanks for the last 4 years, for the fearlessness, beauty, inspiration and good advice. i will miss this. being a UK reader, i selfishly hope there'll still be Fits on the interweb somewhere, someday and that the novel's not too far away. a splendiferous birthday to you, madam, and all the very best in all you do. xo
27May08:06
ruby said...
vale, fitsticuffs - met my current housemate and so many other good, good people through your portal (ahem - but then it wouldn't be right if my final comment on your blog was a nontendre, would it?) who have become very real and wonderful friends and a huge part of why i didn't give up on melbourne after moving here. your growing profile means i won't miss your shtick, but a little part of me is sad to have to share it with a much bigger bunch. i'm sure the many here who know you would agree that your charms are even more pronounced in person.
anyway, by way of thanks for all the chuckles and wordplay, i'm good for at least one espresso martini at your discretion, beautiful.

r
x
27May08:11
ampersand duck said...
Thanks for all the good work. I'm sure you'll be back, albeit in different guise. It's been real.
27May08:12
elli said...
Oh Marieke,

my heart is heavy with sadness

and i hate you for leaving me

but thankyou for the smiles

elli
27May08:20
versionsporadic said...
Thanks, its been fun. You're writing has frequently been a brief window of joy in an all too often tedious working day.
27May08:40
FranklinBluth said...
Thanks for everything, Ms Fits.
There have been many occasions when you've been the bright, hi-larious, colourful spark in an otherwise grey day at work.
You'll be sorely missed.
Goodbye and goodluck!
xxo
27May09:38
Oh, Ms Fitz! I'm sorry I only discovered your blog a few months before you decided to end it... I'll just have to content myself with the archives. Thanks, RYWHM has been a blast to read! :)
27May09:45
MrM said...
Thanks for the ride. I look forward to the next journey.
27May09:57
magical_m said...
Oh no! Yours was one of the first blogs I ever started reading and definitely one of the few I've kept reading with any sort of regularity over the years.

But, a girl's gotta do...

Will miss your informative, entertaining and highly amusing witticisms.

bevis had better get back on to blogging regularly or I'll be completely lost.

Oh and happy birthday for yesterday!

Will miss you.

xox m_m
27May10:34
All the Anonymouses said...



Thanks for entertaining us Ms Fits, and for making your blog available to all comers. Together it's created a unique web experience, the like of which we'll not see again. Good on you for sticking with it through thick and thin. Hope all goes well, and that you don't sell out too much as your celebrity progresses. But I don't think you will. All the best.
27May10:45
Rach said...
Dear fits,

You're so beautiful, you could be a waitress. You're s beautiful, you could be a part time model. You'd probably still have to keep your normal job... but you could spend part of your time modeling, and part of your time next to meee (a-hee-hee-heee).

Sorry, that wasn't meant to be creepy, but I don't think words from my own hands will suffice. Thanks for the hours of productive non productivity.

xoxox
27May10:52
Rosie said...
Best wishes in future - and thanks for frequently making me giggle! I lived in Australia for two years, and after I left, your blog has kept me in touch with what's going on there now.

All the important political developments, anyway.

Well, the more astonishing ones, anyway.

Keep smiling - and happy belated birthday!
27May12:37
Thalesian said...
I know that this comes late (I’ve only found out), but good luck for everything that you do do in the future. I’ve read your blog religiously since I found it… and I’ve learned a lot from you and your regular commentors.

I’ll miss the Friday questions and the Confessions booth… They were brilliant.

Happy birthday for yesterday…
Good luck

Thalesian
27May12:43
Michael said...
Good, I'm glad you should've quit earlier. Your 32 you should be having kids and cooking for your husband
27May13:00
DonkeyBlog said...
I won't say I'm not pissed ... I only just got here! But I have observed a pretty selfless, long-hours committment to this project and I can't help to both admire it, and appreciate that time is a pretty valuable resource ... ya just can't do everything. I hope to see you/read you/hear you some time again in the future ... goodbye, Holly C
27May13:40
Short Cuts was really really good. Wasted on kids said...
Ah, bugger it. Late starter here. But good on you anyway. Give everyone a heads up if the novel gets onto paper. Or pixels I guess.
27May14:00
Chuck A Fewbobatit said...
irritatingly smug was never so charming... xx
27May14:08
hero said...
boo.
27May14:08
unique_stephen said...
I'm a sometime reader but always entertained.
You have been an institution in the Australian blogs sphere - one of the hubs where hundreds of other bloggers have gravitated to and met each other on. Through the creativity and passion you have pored into your blog you will have had and will continue to have an impact on all of us for many years to come.
Happy birthday and Good luck

Steve
27May14:12
lionelhutz said...
I keep coming back to check for new posts out of habit... :(
27May14:37
Anthony said...
As commenter #200... I never even got to add your RSS feed to my reader.

Wait... there was no feed!
27May14:49
Bruce said...
Oh drat...

I was planning to become a semi-regular reader again after putting it off for so long once I got my Internet back up and running. One day after it's back up and you're going. :(

Good luck with your writing, take care, drive safe and adios! * waves with a tear in his eye *
27May15:01
marcus said...
damn.

just when it was promising to get good!

:(
27May15:05
stephanie colbert said...
good for you, marieke.

it sorta feels right that this should be the end - i'm kinda thinking of the deranged nutters etc that seem to like to hang around here now, when i say that.

thanks for all your wonderful words and thoughts for the last few years - you've really brightened some pretty dark days for me.

may your future bring you much love and many, many words ..... and many, many opportunites for you to share them with people like us who so cherish reading them.
27May15:12
Bruce said...
just when it was promising to get good!

It was already good. Why didn't I stick around..? * cries into his pillow *
27May15:40
Mitch said...
Thank you for being my introduction into the world of blogging. You've been a wonderful distraction.

Well done you.
Mitch x
27May16:18
SAL said...
Bah!

I've been reading this blog ever since Crikey linked to it in about 2005...

RYWHM was a beacon of tortured lefty light in the dark dark days of pre-Kevin.

Friday Q&A, Confession Booth - so much cheaper than therapy!

As J to the Hizzo said above -

One more Ring Ring for old time's sake Ms Fits.

(And don't become too Sydnified.)

Happy Birthday!
27May16:26
exordium said...
and now they may introduce you as a 'writer, radio presenter, nice bookish type and generally switched on wozza' instead of the cringeworthy 'celebrity blogger'.

tidy work. keep on rocking that casbah.

thanks for all the gaffaws. no giggles here.

one time at the nsc it was the corner crew staff party and i made you join in our shots but my boss said no and i whined ' but i luuufff her' so he let you have the dirty jager and I still do. luff you that is.

27May16:49
Greg said...
I only found this blog recently and am a little disappointed that it's now finished, it was great fun and a chance for me to hear more from you (FTBC always leaves me wanting more and I don't have much time to listen to JJJ in the mornings).

While I am disappointed I look forward to reading/seeing what you do next. The blog was great fun to read, but I'm much more interested in getting into a novel, junkyard or otherwise.

Happy Birthday for yesterday!
27May17:45
Ash said...
So sad there will be no more of the ring ring phone convos, I loved them. Spontaneously cackling at them while apparently "working" largely contributed to the theories that my coworkers have about my shaky mental state.

You were my celebublogger icon, I wrote only about my desire to be you this week on my blog... not in a stalkish or freakish way, just in a "I want people to read my blog and I want to work on the radio too" way.

Good luck with the book!
27May18:11
Ms Naughty said...
Marieke. I came back after a break to see what you had to say about Bill Henson and instead discover you're making tracks. Just wanted to say, thanks for being the witty voice of the lefties. Thanks for the "Don't Fuck It Up" pic. Thanks for everything. Good luck with your future RYWHM bloglessness and your wine drinking. If you need any tips with the latter, I'm quite the expert.
27May18:52
thalea said...
oh how I will miss you...but it makes sense...
please please do write a novel then, and lots more for frankie etc I really love reading your writing and daydreaming that perhaps one day I will be able to write almost as well as you...almost..
yours tearfully
but lots of love & luck
x x x x x x x x x x x x
27May19:21
Devastated Reader said...
I've read your blog on and off since mid 2005, never commented yet have had a giggle at many a thing on it, and I'm devastated that it is over.

Thanks for giving me something good to read whilst procrastinating from study!!!

xx
27May19:31
virginposter said...
Suggestions for replacement blogs to fill the void anyone?
27May19:51
faceless onlooker said...
Thanks kid. You done good.
27May21:06
Meva said...
Have a wonderful time out there, Marieke. And thank you; you have been supremely entertaining.

xx
27May21:12
Jase said...
Well, there you have it. The very first time I choose to have a look at your site, you inform me it is no longer.

My loss!
27May21:14
Ben said...
Sigh. All things must pass.
27May21:22
fluffy said...
ZOMG I just heard about this blog closure thing! You're a cracking bird and I'm honoured to know you and call you a friend, and I'll miss your writing in this here space but I can't wait to see what jewels you pull forth from your pretty noggin.

Muchly love x.
27May21:25
porly said...
thanks and good luck!

p
27May21:41
Soph said...
Wot? Huh? Whaddya mean?
I don't think this news can sink in just now.
Maybe it will all seem more real after tonight's "Ladette to Lady".
Gosh, I'll miss you.
All goodness upon you, dear girl.
Hugs.
PS I turn 40 tomorrow.
27May21:48
cuntman said...
Thanks Fits.
27May22:04
MonsterMash said...
just deleted RYWHM from my Favourites. the end of an era...
27May22:41
Kaleu said...
I have just returned

I loved reading your words mostly. I loved writing arse, and speaking it to, always will.

I was grateful to have comment from you, even though it’s was cuff wit and sending, it seemed more, it was always delicious and warmly lapped up

It was nice to meet you at the pool, even in boots rather than bikini

I’d like to see you write a Juno .Have I said that before? .I think I have .I have money on it, x5 salmons. I’d like to hear the f or c bomb behind a cough at acceptance speech time ,and credit for the idea please

Thanks Lady Fits. Nice work

All things live just in different times
27May22:47
Yowie said...
I'm having withdrawn... Arrgghh...

This reminds me of the time when Satirewire.com stopped.

Still, thanks again for your great work over the years...
27May22:53
homer said...
Doh!
28May00:42
Anonymoose said...
Long time reader, first and last time commenter.

Sad to see you leave it Ms Fits, it was always a very enjoyable read. Enjoy your life, dear.
28May06:25
the man in the hat said...
Anybody got Elizabeth Taylor in the sweepstakes, before it closes up completely?
28May09:28
R.C. Collins said...
Thank Christ it's finally over.

You and your little roach army of sycophantic cling-ons can scuttle back under the floorboards.

I see you are now defending kiddie pron with your signature.

May your ovaries shrivel and die.

You don't deserve to be a parent.

As for having the temerity to call yourself a writer...this blog and your Aged contributions will stand as your obituary.

Don't forget to turn the light out and don't let the door hit you in the ass as you leave.

I'd say good-bye, but fuck off seems so much more appropriate.
28May09:57
Alan said...
You bastard I just started reading the blog and found it piss funny now you are off. Typical Gemini capriciousness!
Good luck but and happy birthday mine is on June 4
28May10:33
Mrs Madrigal said...
*sigh* just one more reason...

Have a great life and thanks for the laughs
28May11:00
SpasmodicMoronic said...
...there's cling-ons off the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow...
28May11:11
hipbubbymama said...
Noooo! Say it isn't so...*sob*
Thanks for the laughs :)
28May11:42
MCL said...
whimper
no more SpasmodicMoronic
no more Kaleu Big
no more Anonymous
no more FunkyColdMedina
no pictures from Richwell
*retreats to bathroom to sob*
28May12:04
A nonny said...
The funny thing, RC Collins, is that Marieke and most of the bloggers on here will go onto great things whilst when you are on your deathbed you will look back at your wasted life and wonder why the fuck you spent most of it immersed in pointless hatred.
28May12:33
Bollocking Hell and Knobgoblets said...
Well Ms. Fitz after spending so many mirth filled hours reading your blogs (which I discovered far too recently) and giving nothing in return, all I can do is wish you a very happy birthday and offer to buy you a drink and take you for a sail on the Harbour if you ever feel so inclined. Our lives will be all the poorer.
28May13:02
Romeo Montague said...
Thanks for reading my stuff. You helped convince me to keep writing, although sporadically. An inspiration to bloggers everywhere.

Good luck with the novel.
28May15:09
brigette said...
what's kiddie pron?
28May15:31
Anonymous said...
"All things move towards their end"
28May15:53
Carmichael said...
I just want to say, the internet will be a slightly better place now.
28May15:55
cobaltdemon said...
even though my boyfriend gets that faraway, glazed look in his eye when he sees you on the TV, and waxes lyrical about your physical merits, i still rather enjoy watching/reading/listening to you..

tis sad indeed my sporadic blog perving of you will come to an end..

happy birthday ;)
28May18:14
Georgia said...
My heart is heavy.

I am a bookworm, labour loving, JJJ listening youngen surrounded by northen beaches private school girls. You were and hopefully still will be a big inspiration to me.

Good luck in the future. : )
28May19:35
Anonymous said...
Georgia, you sound like a self-obsessed wanker.
28May20:03
john.k said...
At 58 I am probably one of your older readers. I came to your blog via Crikey.com over Pandagate and have enjoyed the ride ever since.Thank you for all the laughs and stopping my brain from atrophying prematurely.
Long may you run.
28May20:03
I'm not Craig said...
And I'll miss you like my left arm that's been lost in a war...
28May20:42
Catherine Deveny said...
You need to know how much joy you have bought into the lives of people my darling. Think, laugh, cry, confess, repeat. How lucky we here on earth are to have you, your big heart, your fine writing, your beautiful gags and your commitment to taking the piss. You are adored. And so you should be xxxxx
28May20:46
catherine Deveny said...
....you fucking selfish up yourself mole. Don't worry about us, no. Just you and your debauched life of swilling gin and shagging red haired rat rooters while Bob Ellis fingers herself. I hope you're happy now. Ya mole.
28May20:59
Nat said...
I'm selfishly sad, your bloggy hub has such guts and spirit, and I didn't have to pay $15 an issue! Thanks for making me laugh out loud. Good luck. x
28May22:47
strawbs said...
me thinks this abandonment deserves a vote for the friday f__kwit. now we will have to do some real work at work. damn u miss Fits. "waves clenched fist"
28May23:15
(.)(.) said...
As a blow-n from the recent past I feel slightly responsible for RYWHM going all sleeping beauty. But hey! I'm just a pair of ascii art boobies standing in for some deleted jpg's so what could I really do.

*butterfly flaps something flapable somewhere*

Marieke, your blog is very (painfully!) honest and open and has it's own non-standard standards - a rare thing these days.

Very best wishes in your real life, may you go on to greater things and find success and happiness.

*hugs and flowers*
28May23:41
Anonymous said...
I have read your blog almost from the beginning (rarely commented) and have to say thanks, I've loved reading it and you've inspired me to write.

I look forward to reading your novel, I'm sure it will be great.
best wishes... xox
28May23:56
Rob Banks said...
The internet has jumped the shark.

best wishes
29May01:03
gullybogan said...
That sucks.

I was getting three, maybe four referrals a day from my comments here. What'll i use to drive up my traffic now?
29May02:03
Spot, the Dyke said...
Thanks for your bravery and wittery. Looking forward to the novel. Please include hot lesbians.

Oh come on, I never asked for anything before, did I?

Good luck :)
29May02:21
richwell said...
Mad Cat Lady , special last one for you!



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29May02:30
richwell said...
And R.C.Collins, your aliases and other trolls. Your hero plays good-bye!
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29May02:40
richwell said...
Mad Cat Lady, we are having more farewells than Nellie Melba!
Remember kids, as we smash the state, keep a smile on your face and a song in your heart!

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/have fun!
29May08:43
sad expat said...
dear ms fits
these scant few weeks since that moment that one hoped for so long that would come and then that terrible fall that miserable disapointment having hoped that he wasn't a miserable godbotherer a wowser a dosent really get it despite seeking contact with lots who might populist arsehole.
please tell me that its not cause he fucked up even though one specifically explicitly and unequivockabally said not to. the fuckin deadshit
either way, you reminded me of home and i will look foreward to seeing what you come up with
robert john ashley
29May10:06
Bemused said...
I guess you know your blog's too popular when you get >250 comments to your final post ... (And also when posters leave hideously ugly animated animals behind as a parting gift, and think that this is either funny or a Good Thing ...)

But thank you, Fits, for the blog before you were famous: for the wit and the crassness, the subtlety and the crudity. Reading the early Q&As was at one time a weekly delight; the rare confession booths provided hours, if not days of voyeuristic reading. And the political posts were a shining light in the darkness of the Howard years.

Hopefully you've got another blog, anonymous, somewhere else on the internet -- a blog without moronic stalkers and obsessive freakish fans. It'll be a joy searching for it.
29May11:05
Journeyman said...
awww... disappointed, i was a late bloomer to the site. happy bday and all the best for current and future endeavours. i will be 32 this sunday :)
29May12:42
Team Lulz said...
Hi,

The Hack and Caz blog has been moved here for the meantime:

www.carolinehamilton.com

You will be advised of any more updates.

Thanks

Spread the lulz

Team lulz
29May12:45
susanna said...
this is a bit of a cultural landmark moment. who will all the bloggers link to now? and where will we all go?

best of luck fits. it's been really fun.
29May13:18
Clein said...
Let's face it, Marieke ended up using this blog as a vehicle to get noticed in 'the industry'. Her anonymity was never a particularly closely-guarded secret. Now she has a comfy spot on radio and writes a column for the tv guide, she's 'made it' and has no further need to seek attention to herself by being all zany lefty cool! Deal.
29May14:10
Bit late for all that now.... said...

Let's face it, Marieke ended up using this blog as a vehicle to get noticed in 'the industry'.

That she did. She wants to be a celebrity. She is a ruthless opportunist in the pursuit of this rather dank and worthless ambition. She'll get her wish too, I'd say.

Personally, the collected works of MJH are not my cup of tea, but that's not the point.

Irrespective of what we might think of RYWHM the fact remains that Marieke has worked very long and hard at keeping it going when most blogs die far before this one. That alone is praiseworthy. She stuck at something without the incentive of a paycheck and made a success out of it.

Along the way she has provided a platform for anyone and everyone who wanted to contribute, from love-struck teenage boys to the ravings of those who genuinely hate her. Very few, if any, other populist bloggers do the same.

All of this together has provided thousands of people with laughter and amusement, or at least something to think about, irrespective of her original reasons for starting the thing.

Let's give her that at least.





29May14:29
the man in the hat said...
..... and she did give us the shadow dog.
29May15:02
Obstinate Refuser said...
Damn those people who take opportunities as they are offered.

DAMN THEM ALL TO HELL!!!!
29May15:51
choking back tears said...
the 7 stages of grieving!

Well, the shock and disbelief lasted a few days.
I seem to have fixated in the denial stage.
Hurry up acceptance and hope!

Marieke, I miss you already.
29May16:31
David Goldberg said...
What a shame! the internet will be poorer as a result.
29May17:03
Anonymous said...
This ship has sailed
29May19:31
Mrs Vagina said...
I saw you naked once. My God it was good.

Thanks for everything, and hope to see your work continue long into the future!
29May19:43
Team Lulz said...
Hi,

We have had some problems with Wordpress. They don't want Team Lulz using people's actual names in the URL.


So, we have moved here: http://thelulzstarthere.wordpress.com

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Spread the lulz,

Team Lulz.
29May20:09
Mr. Darcy said...
alas, fairest maiden of thy internet.

it is with sorrow in my heart that I read you were leaving the hallowed halls of the blogspace.

fare thee well.

Mr. Darcy
29May20:42
EclecticEccentric said...
Everyone.
Everything.
Everwhere.
Ends.

"Six Feet Under"
29May20:43
EclecticEccentric said...
Thanks Fits.

Love, Gratitude and Respect, James.
29May20:44
I have read your blog four times and still don't understand why you were so popular. Good luck!

I understand that Fujitsu are looking to replace Mark Taylor with somebody more attractive.

Opportunity??
29May21:07
Helen said...
Goodbye Fits. I am sad to see your blog go, but heaven knows you have enough to do. And after seeing a certain pair of bloggers (koff) slag you off so stupidly over the years, as well as some other people who were more helpless and less feisty than you (e.g. kids), I can't help feeling a little frisson of schadenfreude at the fact of your burgeoning career and their descent into ignominious ...ignominy.

HA! (koff.)

Good luck with all your projects.
29May23:12
Miss P said...
Darn. I enjoyed your writing. Very sad to see you go but happy that your doing something else that will give you satisfaction. Happy Birthday. Let us know when that novel is done!!
29May23:43
Captain said...
Well . . . that's a blow. I gave up blogging about the same time RYHB began (the reason was I got into a bit of trouble with some things I had written about my employers, but we won't dwell on that), so I instead lived vicariously through the life and thoughts of Ms Fits. And now she's hanging up her keyboard . . .
Good luck, Ms Fits. Put the time to good use: I await with excessive anticipati