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A few questions.


1. What is this man doing?


2. Why is he doing it?


3. Can someone make him stop?


4. Why did my old boss send me this in an email titled: 'CAN YOU DO THIS?'


5. Have we been conned by clever photoshop?


And finally...

6. WHAT IS AN APPROPRIATE CAPTION FOR THIS PHOTOGRAPH?









825 days til the next election.

13 comments.

Comments

07Jul10:14

"i cannot seem to get any acting work since Jah Jah Binks."


i can do drama.

honest i can.

i too have suffered...



...conjuctivitis.

07Jul10:19
Anonymous said...

"Keep your eyes open for a bargain..." Fuck that Car City prick. Give me a car ad. I'll sell some fucking cars.

07Jul10:27
Minty Twat said...

We have been conned by clever photoshop.

Note that his eyebrows are not displaced at all.

07Jul11:32
Adam said...

I'm not sure if we've been "conned" since it's just, like, yuk.

Caption:

My headache freakin kills when I do......this.

07Jul12:48
Joseph said...

"E.T. phone home."?

Well yeah, it's clearly been 'shopped -- his eyes have just been pasted onto his cheeks. Nice work though - the lighting is right and that's usually the hardest part.

07Jul12:51

That's two days in a row. Where do you keep getting these photos of me?

07Jul13:20
Anonymous said...

Is it Christie from BB's twin brother?

07Jul14:26
gilmae said...

"The Innsmouth look"

07Jul14:39
Adam 2.0 said...

"Just wait til you see what I can do with my testicles!" he cried.

07Jul17:26
Anonymous said...

it's definitely photoshopped. that photo turned up in our office this morning as well and we stared shocked for a while then sat determined to work out how to prove it was photoshopped. Besides the eyebrows not moving - the tear ducts are on the outside of the eyes! YAY! I solved something!

-hftd

07Jul23:50
Johnny Nemo said...

He looks like your average two-faced Liberal voter!

08Jul12:51
Rice Whine said...

He looks like Loobylu drew him. Heh!

08Jul22:30
Jeremy said...

He looks like one of the mercenary aliens in The Last Starfighter.

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