A few random pieces for your Friday.
- Time for that unnerving sensation of Petro Georgiou being on our side again. Celebrate his voice of dissent, you dumbfucks.
- My beloved penpal and platonic life partner will be on our fine shores in less than TWO WEEKS! This cheers me immensely.
- Today marks the thirtieth anniversary of The Dismissal. No way was it a repulsive perversion of the democratic process. No way was Kerr a contemptible human being. No way should we remember it as a dishonourable episode in the nation's history. No! Pay heed to your junior conservatives like our friend Marcel White, who proudly states:
'I think dismissal day should be a national day of celebration. We should all party in the streets to mark the day that we got rid of a pseudo-communist PM. I believe Mr Kerr should be canonised. It was a great thing that he did.'
Right on Marcel, you rager!
*dons party hat*
*sips alcoholic cider*
*falls over*
- Speaking of parties...
Live! Tonight!
'Bass Bin Laden presents....
BURLESQUE BATTLE ROYALE
Indulge in a night of titillating teasery and audacious performance as
the pick of Melbourne's Burlesque groups, each with their own unique
style, go head to head in a 'bitchfight battle for burlesque Supremacy'.
The winner will be decided by crowd-o-meters and a panel of celebrity
judges all led by the lovely ladies of Hi Ball Burlesque.
This battle is a first of its kind in Melbourne, which as you all know
is experiencing a renaissance in its Burlesque scene. Both in terms of
sell out shows and a proliferation of groups literally reinventing the
meaning of "all tease and no sleaze!".
Competing on the night: BABY TAKE A BOW, MANS RUIN BURLESQUE, THE SKY'S AU GO GO AND THE TOWN BIKES and MC Duties from the fabulous Mistress Josephine.
Competition begins 10 pm sharp. Doors open at 9 pm with early evening entertainment from the incredibly smooth Dj Master Bedroom.
Limited Tickets, on the door only. $12 / $15
Friday November 11th.
First Floor: 393 Brunswick Street,
Fitzroy
10pm - 1am
Battle runs till approx. 1am with Melbourne's hottest gang of dj's from
Ms Butts "Bitch Slap Club" to follow.
MAY THE BEST TEASE WIN.'
- And remember!
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Stay afraid, kids!
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BOO!
698 days til the next election.
Comments
Weird.
Yay!
Fucking cunts.
Fucking some cunts.
EEEK!
A to tha mother fucking K homboy.
I fucking hate this word verification thing.
I can't go without first asking you to change your profile so that it no longer insults Mr Bob Hart from the Herald Sun.
Do you want the roly-poly...mmm, roly-poly...um, do you want him to get invited to take part in Celebrity Overhaul 5 and, when he fails miserably as he no doubt would, export his "talents" to the US to fail miserably on The Biggest Loser, thus helping to ensure that Australian television viewers are deprived of good home-grown drama for another year?
Really, I don't think there's much hope for you. Can you honestly say that your animalistic antics on your radio program didn't lead anyone to watch Big Brother Up-Late at the expense of Last Man Standing?
Then again, you're still young. There's plenty of time left for you to change and get serious.
Confucius said, "If by the age of forty a man is still disliked there is no hope for him." I think it would be wise if, after you have changed your profile, you changed the title of your blog.
Yeah, but Confucius was a dickhead.
After 1975:
Stagflation. Let us all celebrate that too Marcel you fucking dickhead.
Before BURLESQUE BATTLE ROYALE at 10pm :
Melbourne Victory
8pm kick off
After BURLESQUE BATTLE ROYALE:
Sunday 13 Nov 7am AUSTRALIA v URUGUAY
Not that I'm a football tragic or anything....
Man, Marcel is great. He used to have a blog called cheisgay.blogspot.com
Hehehe. Take that you freaks.
Oh, and well done fits for completely taking his bait... he only says things like that to annoy lefties and get a response.
Of course, most people agree with his general sentiment. There is a whole generation who believed Whitlam was very dangerous for Australia and were pleased to see him go.
PS There is no perversion of the democratic process if what was done is strictly speaking and techinically constitutional with a capital C. What is the real perversion is our rubric of 'constitutional conventions.' I guess 1975 shows that if a convention just isn't working, it can be broken.
I have also been working on my Town Bikes fan site during the week with the help of Carla & Gabi:
http://twopresonbike.timchuma.com
Thanks - Tim Chuma.
"There is no perversion of the democratic process if what was done is strictly speaking and techinically constitutional with a capital C."
Not every part of the entire constitution of a nominal Liberal Democracy is intrinsically, strictly, technically democratic, Dingle.
That the democratically elected government can be overthrown by an appointed representative of the hereditary heir of an 11th century robber-baron is, strictly speaking and techinically (sic), anti-democratic. With a capital C.
i hate working on saturday but being able to slack off and read your more often funny than not blog partially makes up for it.
*wondering if it is possible to line up more faint praises*
Again, all I can say is, "good fucking work". And that' seconded by the gang here. Tidy.
i would have to agree with dirtbikeoption.... "totally awesome!"
OK, I'm sorry for going completely off topic, but my 9 year old will not stop nagging me. Is there going to be another series of the sleepover club, and if so, when is it starting?
On Monday I sent the following quote to Money and Carbone from The Age and The Eye team at the Herald Sun:
Confucius said, "The gossip-monger is the outcast of virtue."
Then on Wednesday Carbone or Money wrote about baggage handlers: As the luggage Confucius say: if you want an upside-down cake, mark it "This side up."
And on Friday Carbone or Money wrote about a mistake they made concerning Ron Boswell: "...to quote Confucius for the second time this week: Columnist who writes about egg on face sometimes ends up as yolk himself."
Do you think The Age is trying to communicate with me in a secretive manner? If so, do you think they are merely trying to say that they are no match for a person armed with a few quotes by Confucius or do you think they are trying to communicate with me on a deeper level too? I would really love to hear what you think about this, luv.
P.S. I have included my email address.
Yep, he was a real gentleman, that Confucius. Read the following quotes and you won't have to ask yourself where he would stand on the subject of Johnny-jump-up and his workplace reforms.
1. Confucius said, "If wealth were a permissable pursuit, I would be willing even to act as a guard holding a whip outside the market place. If it is not, I shall follow my own preferences."
2. Confucius said, "The gentleman understands what is moral. The small man understands what is profitable."
3. Confucius said, "If one is guided by profit in one's actions, one will incur much ill will."
4. Confucius said, "It is more difficult not to complain of injustice when poor than not to behave with arrogance when rich."
Later, luv.
P.S. Onemichaelhudson@yahoo.com
I take it you don't worry too much about all that corruption stuff the Whitlam government was involved in, then. Or the fact that they held the country to economic ransom. And doubtless you're not bothered too much by the concept of 'balance of powers', either ...
This was the last place I thought I'd see Victory propaganda.
Just keep blowing those air horns and chanting "(TEAM NAME) clap! clap! clap!" and you'll be taken seriously one day
Super, what's Victory propaganda? Is this some kind of crazy Young (CERTAIN POLITICAL PARTY THAT I'VE NEVER BEEN A MEMBER OF AND WOULD NEVER WANT TO BE A MEMBER OF) reference?
Michael Hudson was 'ere.
13/9/2006
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