A few random pieces on this grey Friday morn.
- Make haste and vote at once for Daniel Boud in the Bloggies . Seriously, do it right this very second as time is of the essence.
You should vote because Daniel Boud is a) hot, b) a bastion of all things Australian and c) magic with a digital camera. Although he's yet to give me the one-on-one lesson he promised. Get your minds out of the gutter.
- I have a new car. This is kind of what it looks like:
Sweet!
My script editor says it looks like a jellybean, but I have decided to call it the KRANKIVAN in honour of my beloved pepnpal and platonic life partner Krankiboy . I thought this was a cool name until me and MattyB realised we might actually be having sex in a car named after Krankiboy. So we decided when we fuck in it we'll just call it the LiteAce.
- I am dj-ing tomorrow night at Control, which is upstairs from A Bar Called Barry . It is a DJ Karate Masquerade Party and, according to the flyer, we'll be playing 'stax of trax on wax to make you move your slax and bum crax'. You know it.
Wear a mask so I won't pick you for a blogger dork.
I know today's random pieces are particularly random, but I am on day 3 of the detox and the vegetables are raping my brain.
978 days til the next election.
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Bravo, Fits.
Just my random comment for your random entry, but anyway. Whatever :)
Ms Fits is obviously too shy (!) to mention this, but she is appearing in a panel on blogging at the St Kilda Writers' Festival this Sunday Feb 6. It's at the ungodly hour of 10.30am though, at the St Kilda Town Hall -- 99 Carlisle St. More details: http://www.stkildawritersfestival.com.au/program.html
Come along and see if Fits really exists. She's appearing with fellow Melbourne bloggers David Tiley, Meredith Badger and Vlado Kekoc. Woo hoo!
I will ONLY fuck in that van if it's called the Krankivan.
brrm brrm.
I liked Gabi's idea of calling it "Bulk" as in "Bulk Ace". That would also work as a reference to its resembling to a very uncomfortable looking sanitary napkin. Oh well.
And I love how you say you might be having sex in it, but Booky seems certain that he will.
Remembering your comment on bad SMS on Channel V I responded to the request: "Who's your fav dancer?" thusly:
The town bikes. Gabi is hot!
I think they meant people to vote for the stupid lookingly teenagers dancing right now, but stuff that!
Thansk - Tim.
You're on day 3 of your detox? How depressing. Let me know when you're on day 3 of your retox. That's a lot more fun.
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