A few random pieces this Tuesday morn.
- Radio fun!
Those two big spunks from the Midnight Juggernauts who you see loitering at gigs and are way too shy to talk to are coming on my radio show tonight. They will play their top 5 rooting songs and I will flirt with them shamelessly. It's our last show for a month as Paul and Glenny go off to have roundheaded babies and pulverise South By Southwest respectively, so have a heart and tune in to our inane banter. Triple R, 102.7fm. 10pm - 12am.
- Bugger!
Vale Hunter S. Thompson .
Talk about Live by the gun, Die by the gun.
Kids - don't go around your property buzzed out on hallucinogens randomly popping helicopters out of the sky. End community service announcement.
- Get to know me!
People come to me for advice about the following things:
- Hot date ideas.
- The best restaurants in Melbourne.
- Luxury holidays.
- Good books to read on holidays.
- Strip clubs.
- Sex toys.
You are allowed to ask me about any of those things. They are my Masterminds topics.
And finally:
- Proof that Krankiboy is the only decent American!
Oh, and Chelsea Peretti . Is it wrong to dream about becoming best friends with other bloggers? I swear it wasn't a sex dream.
960 days til the next election.
Comments
O, very well, since you offered.... which are the *good* titty bars in Melb? Boyfriend promised to take me to one and shout me a private dance (I've only ever been once, and I just turned 18 and was all poor, and nervous). Well, he said he would as long as I respect the fact that I can't touch. I'm not sure how that will go. Hmm, I'll just keep sober.
So yeah. Titty bars. Which ones are better. Go on. xo
On the contrary, I believe the chap was trying to make a statement about Melbourne's underworld gang wars. Jason Moran, you and your type are NOT wanted!
And Jelly makes the most obvious joke in the book. Sigh.
The real shitter about Gonzo dying is that a mate of mine has a big fuck off Gonzo Tatt on his leg. He now runs the risk of it looking like a posthumous tribute; like the nirvana one my mum got (or the more cryptic and less well received "nevermind" tattoo my dad wears as a facial expression).
Lick My Love Pump Ms Fits
Why, I'd love to. What a charming offer.
Exsqueeze me, but when will we be visiting the peelers together?
Andrew: do I know you, or is the tattoo I've been so proud of for the past 10 years just one of a dozen?
Also, Ms Fits — Spearmint Rhino: I quite liked it when I was there but I was smashed senseless and people said there's many many better places to go. I'm down in march for Grand Prix and I wanna know where to head to. Please advise.
Fits. Where do I find a sleek and lovely dildo? No, it's not what you think. It's for my dog you pervs.
I had hoped one might arrive in my next care package. Dildo, not a dog.
SMILES HOPEFULLY
A lipstick shaped dildo?
I guess a vibrating one would freak him/her out too much - oh god...sorry for that image folks...
Of course, I'm not actually sorry cause I posted it. hehehe.
How could an image of a lipstick shaped dildo penetrating my dog's rectum and causing him to panic as it begins to vibrate causing him to run for his life be in any way off putting?
And yeah, non-vibrating for the record.
so MsFits why no tgive us your top 5
- Hot date ideas.
- The best restaurants in Melbourne.
- Luxury holidays.
- Good books to read on holidays.
- Strip clubs.
- Sex toys.
Dr Nic,
Unfortunately you are not unique. Well I'm sure you are, but the idea of a gonzo tatt is not. I don't think there are dozens of you out there, but the count stands at two.
An ex's sister was once told she was the kind of person who would pick out a tattoo from the book. That's gotta hurt.
Andrew.
Bugger. I might get it changed to a pretty sunflower then...
My daughter has the best tatt (Not Chosen From A Book) I have seen - it's Miss Betty Page - and has managed to conceal it from her grandmother for 11 years. 11.
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