A generous heart.
Der Red Kros and Salvoos.
Hi! Pleas fine some munny for you hear. I am verry giveen and alwayse hand ovre munny wen Ray is on tele askeen forit.
BOY DO I LUV THAT MANS HED!!!! HE IS THE FAYS OF GIVEEN!!!
Befor you go giveen my munny out pleas no this:
Firsly: DO NOT GIV MY MUNNY TO THE BRAHN PEEPL IN BALI! THEY MAID CHAPEL CRY!
WHEN PRIDDY GIRLS CRY AN ANGLE DIES IN HEAVN!!
I no they got sqashed by the waiv but it was gods will.
Too: DO NOT GIV MY MUNNY TO THE WITE MAN WHO THINS HES BRAHN!
I no he looks a bit lik the gy from the film abot the runneen spaz but that is NOT ENUF REEZUN!
Thri: DO NOT GIV MY MUNNY TO THE BRAHN KIDS WAT HAV CUM HEAR ON BOTS!
I no they nerely sunk but they are IN JAYL FOR A REEZUN! LOOK AT THEM:
THEY AR LARFEEN AT ME WITH THERE BRAHN LIPS!!! THEN THEY WIL CAR BOM ME IN A SIZZLER!!! NO MUNNY! NO MUNNY!!
Also! Do not giv my munny to: abboos, towl heds, goks, cury munchres, an the peepul who keep killeen eech uther for NO REEZUN.
THANKS FOR YORE GOOD WORK!
862 days til the next election.
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WAT HAVE CUM HEAR ON BOTS
You would not believe how long that took me to work out.
I'm not sure what upsets me more. The fact that they're doing it, or the fact that, in a country run by a Govt. voted in on a platform of "interest rates", I can still be appalled, shocked, horrified and disgusted by my fellow countryman. It is very disheartening.
P.S. You were in our daily rag's social pages yesterday. I smiled with a fond, proprietal-like smugness (That's MY friend) despite never having met you. x
*sniffle*
A masterpiece of misspelled madness. Welcome back, it was only a day and you were missed x
PS: haha but i did VEET my legs... and OMG!! i have the yukiest rash all over em!! i was alergic to it!! awwww mannn rachie!! i cant be like "mann i really need to Veet" haha but thats OK cuz i jus gotta say that i VEET-ed! haha YES!!!leave me some lovin! ill be bak later tonight...if ya wanna chill tomorrow...lemme kno! cuz im hangin w/ my daddy, TREVMAN N KATIEPOO!!! i cant waiT!!
I LOVE YOU ALL!! YOUR ALL HOTT N SEXY!!
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.:Jess:.
the peepul who keep killeen eech uther for NO REEZUN.
i didn't know the bush administration were fundraising.
Leave Gary Sinise out of this. He just wants to be left alone. Don't ask him about politix. (The clothing that is). Personally I like schapelle. She's pretty and cried heaps. So I believe her. Or am I talking about my ex girlfriends?
*clapclapclapclap*
Although, after a while the spelling hurt my brain.
phitts: Lunks? wen lunks?
I didn't know the Year 10 boys I am currently working with were so humanitarian. So proud of them right now *wipes tear*
mmmmm.... sizzler....
mmmmm.... sizzler....
Dear ATO,
I was wondering how I could take back some of the taxes I have paid that have gone to fucking wankers who are trying to take back their money.
I don't want to take it from education, actually wouldn't mind diverting it to educating them.
A housemate made me go to Sizzlers once. The only thing that had any flavour was the calamari. But the fishy taste wasn't in the squid - it was in the crumb coating.
*shudders*
Bomb away.
fucking stutter...
I wan' Schappers freed so's I can see 'er bits in FHM Ms Fits!! If dat's not a goer, then Ralph or the Smoo fest wot is Picture mag will do foyn
fanks
thom
- I feel your pain!
your post sounded like it was written by Mouse: www.savemouse.com
"I lyk wot u rote. I fink I mite cum bak n reed sum of ur uvva stuff 2."
I too had to re-read a lot of this post due to:
'brain-hurty-at-bad-spelling syndrome'
But I'm glad I did, it was worth the giggle.
never mind bloody schaps - back up here up bit - jellyfish is 'working with Year 10 boys'? OMG I hope you get 'danger money'. who is winning the battle.
"A housemate made me go to Sizzlers once."
Correction: It was actually a "Smorgies". Which is altogether more shameful.
I have to be the first
Sign On Schappelle Corby's Beauty Salon: "Back in 20"
God don't smite me!
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