Reasons you will hate me

A couple of weeks ago I was number 1 for "Amanda Vanstone is a cunt" but now I've dropped to No. 5! How the fuck did that happen? Curses to you and your number ones. So to speak.

That's it.


The competition between Ausculture Inc and RYWHM Pty Ltd must be resolved post haste.

I propose a rassling* match next weekend. You will submit to me, Fits, oh yes. You will submit to me.

*Rassling is similar to wrestling, except the contestants chew tobacco during the altercation.

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Well, I certainly look forward to witnessing a fine competition totally devoid of any sexual connotations whatsoever like I didn't make a comment about just a minute ago, no.

Hey, I'm number one for Vanstone too!

*rocks naked victory dance*

...and Jess is hot on your tail there too!

*scans that sentence for possible sexual connotations*

*posts it anyway*

Oh look, Fits - here's something else you're number one for!

*snickers*

*hopes this won't interfere with rassling plans*

*gazes wistfully into middle distance at having gotten Fitsy to dance nude*

I'm number one across the globe for "bollock lump".

Google really helps you sort the dross from the ore....

northcoteknob.blogspot.com

i don't think you eat poo, fits baby.

even if i am numbers 5 and 6 on google for this term.

and besides, if you did eat poo, i'd fully support your diversity.

*pokes out tongue at jess*

Cough.

Winner!

Hehehe. Poo.

And you watch that tongue, young Nads. Don't think I won't catch a ferry over to your side of the bridge and rassle you a little!

jess darling, i've been waiting for you to come over my way and rassle me for, like, evs.

WELL!

It's getting hott in herre.

*virtually slaps nadine's booty*

damn it that was me who was responsible for that comment on Ausculture since previously my site was doing quite well when one typed in lesbian fingerbang.