A small reason to attempt cheer.
So anyway. I had a phone call from my friend Josh.
Josh: Are you at your computer?
Me: ...I am now, yes.
Josh: Good. Go to Google Image search and type in the word 'cocksucking'.
Me: Pardon me?
Josh: Are you doing it?
Me: Is this gay porn? I don't want to see gay porn.
Josh: It's not gay porn.
Me: It's not a picture of me, is it?
Josh: Just do it.
Me: It's a picture of me. I know it's a picture of me. HARDLY FAIR.
Beat.
Me: Oh! How wonderful!
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Yes, dear RYWHM readers.
It would appear that typing the word cocksucking into Google Image search leads you to my photograph of Lee Harding.
I'd like to thank god, etc...
Me: Hang on a second.
Josh: Isn't it brilliant?
Me: Why exactly were you typing the word 'cocksucking' into Google Image?
Josh: ....It's actually not that interesting an explanation.
Me: Oh but I'm dying to hear it.
Beat.
Josh: That reminds me, I forgot to ask you...(changes subject)
What on earth was he up to then, hmm?
I suppose the result is pleasing either way. Carry on your wicked googling, sinnerboy.
474 days til the next election.
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I was just wondering what you would find to blog about today.
Then I was wondering if you were okay, as you had written nothing.
Then I knew you were fine, because you were happy that a search for cocksucker leads to your site.
All is well with the world.
And now back to anatomy for beginners on SBS. Fascinating.
A little bit off topic, but distantly related...
The Cone: One More Reason Why Women Don't Need Men
Doesn't work any more. Just pictures of people, well, cocksucking.
Oh, it's there. You just need to tell Lee Harding apart from all the penises.
he is there. even this old bird can recognise harding, along with three of bush and one of an unnamed cocksucking republican.
i didn't see any real penii, though.
nice one fits.
You can die* now knowing that your contribution to Australian music has been valued.
*please don't.
What you get very much depends on your 'safe search' preferences. Lee only appears in 'moderate' filtering, not 'strict' or 'no' filtering. At least 2/3 of the population get what they want on that search phrase!
there's a filter setting on googleimage?
[adjusts]
[googles]
[shrieks]
That is brilliant.
But what is the French flag doing there?
McClusky pictures?
Lee Harding and George Bush.
Dumb and Dumber.
And then there are those times when you're sitting next to your partner's dear mother, screen in full view, and you innocently click on a link forgetting you have 'safesearch' off.
Good times. I am no longer Favoured Potential Bearer of Grandchildren.
Hi all,
I did a Lee Harding post that you may enjoy.
cheers
BLL
ms fits - how does someone who wants to discuss work ideas with you get in touch?
There can't be many reasons why someone would be putting "cocksucking" into google image search, but I assume this is with safe search turned on? It would be fantastic if it wasn't, that Lee Harding trumps all manner of porn.
I wonder if anyone's told Lee?
Ahhh, that has brought a smile to my dial... well, once I realised that I needed to "safe search" :)
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