Reasons you will hate me

its official: sexy is back.

and what a great gift idea!

sadly 'vadge in a box' just wouldn't be the same.

but 'boob in a box' just might work.

I promise to act surprised when you hand it over, La Nads.

just please promise me you won't re-gift it.

I SHALL DO AS I PLEASE, INDIAN-GIVER.

WELL THEN YOU WON'T BE GETTING THE OTHER ONE FOR CHANUKAH!

*sobs uncontrollably*

Gold. Reminds me of a magnificent Scrubs moment that came in on the end of a Todd conversation:

"So once you've cut the hole in the popcorn box, it's basically a waiting game".

At first I got horrible Bobbit-type mental images, I was so glad when they did the visual of the box actually attached to the person, and that cleared that all up.

Well they spoiled the suprise for millions of "lucky" women this year....

now i'll have to think of something else. though if there is anything that has the simplistic elegance of a dick in a box, i'd like to know where I can get it.

thomasr
PS word verification: KRAPI. What would it knoe?

Is that Keanu Reeves as well? With a sense of humour?

Or am I just a silly billy.

Damn you, Fits! Now I've got it stuck in my head.

Seeing as work is winding down and all I have been repeatedly watching this video in a quite obsessive manner. There is just something so incredibly wrong and yet so right about the way they have filmed and edited it, right down to the synchronised "dancing" and sitting on the basketball hoop. Andy Samberg (no, not Keanu!) is the real genius here but he brings out the best in JT that's for sure.

you've been been googling the phrase 'dick in a box' for years now, am i right?

Gift ideas.

It used to be that we'd circle some nice gems in a catalogue, and casually leave it lying around somewhere that our significant other might chance upon it, take the hint and procure for us the desired item/s.

Thanks to this fine new technology called the internet, I shall simply SHARE THIS HOT VID with the man of the house and wait to be delivered some 'dick in a box' for Christmas!

Thanks, Ms Fits!

:)

that's fucked for kris kringles

i LOVE him... more now i've seen him dance like that... golden...

So is that what Cameron Diaz can expect for Christmas?

Lucky girl.

Lucky in a myriad of ways, magical_m.

I plunged in... and played it at work.. Why thank you Ms Fits and Mr T. No matter what I get now for Christmas - it shall seem a wanting.