A study in contrasts. Of hotness.
Yesterday I was lucky enough to conduct a deeply flirtatious interview with this young man:
His name is Paul Banks and he plays in a band called Interpol. In between shooting some shit about his premature ejaculation problem and fetish for cartoon bears, we discussed a thing called 'game'.
game - n.- knowledge, skill, expertise, knack, mack-skills, techniques, etc. "He got game."--He has the technique, the skill, the knack, the pull.
Oh yes indeed.
I was then lucky enough to witness the pure, unadulterated sexuality that is this man:
This strapping ginge is none other than Joshua Homme from Queens of the Stone Age and last night he tore Melbourne a new one. I was so excited in my pants after locking eyes with Paul Banks and being 'rocked' to at the Palace I almost randomly stuck my tongue in the mouths of passers-by. This was a gig dripping with sex and sexuality and I actually took part in some covert self-touching throughout.
Now tonight I am going to see this fellow perform:
Sweet baby Jesus. His name is Har Mar Superstar and when he jives in his knickers he has all the game of the above two gents with fuck-money to spare. I DO NOT CARE THAT HE IS TUBBY AND BALDING, THIS MAN LIVES TO MAKE THE DIRTY FUCK.
Men!
IT PATENTLY DOES NOT MATTER WHAT YOU'RE PACKING IN YOUR LOOKS CASE IF YOU CAN SEX IT LIKE THIS.
No I am not joking.
*wets*
805 days til the next election.
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I DO NOT CARE THAT HE IS TUBBY
in my experience, the tubbier the man, the better the dirty fuck.
okay, so i'm not talking john goodman-tubby, but there's nothing wrong with a bit of a belly on a boy.
You're both being Bellyist.
Thank you ladies. That so makes my day.
Suck it book boy.
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I will keep my six-pack thanks or as my son say 'six packets' - he is sooooo cute sometimes!
Aggress much, Bucky?
mnky, boys who talk about their children make me HOT. Please stop immediately.
Booky: I meant, of course, "suck it in".
yeah clem - that would explain why as a divorced father I get sooo much action (NOT) - it is such a turn on when you say to a woman - "i am divorced", strike one, "i am a father", strike two, "my son is only seven", stike three!!! your out!!!
Fits. I amire that your cock holster is and equal opportunity orifice. Clearly you are a woman filled with substance. That substance seems to be mostly lady juice.
Bookie, I think you're hot. You'd be hotter if you ate more duck with us though.
BELLYS!
These comments are lewd and filthy. I literally don't have time for them.
I thought tubby was a Peter Powers inspired act.
Hot damn girls.!.."Wanna line dance?"
Oh, mnky - you think I'm joking?
Clem you DJing tomorrow night?
Uh oh! Saturday night.
your cock holster is an equal opportunity orifice
Kranki, that right there could be the greatest line written by a human being.
My smooth slightly protruding belly is yours.
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