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WHY IS NO-ONE POINTING OUT THE OBVIOUS.















THESE PEOPLE APPEAR TO BE HIGH ON DRUGS.








I mean, honestly.





Who on earth is anyone trying to fool? Why can't we just assume that Mr and Mrs Rock joined their lives together after a five-day coke and ecstasy blitz? P.Anderson has already copped to marrying Tommy Lee after four days of 'hard partying' ('someone slipped a pill in my drink', etc).


I HAVE BEEN ON BOATS WITH FRIENDS TAKING DRUGS AND THIS IS WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE*, PEOPLE.








Tommy Lee: "On Ecstasy, Joan Rivers looks like Pamela Anderson. So imagine what Pamela Anderson looked like!"




*with less surgical enhancement, obviously. I don't move with a 'fast' crowd.



466 days til the next election.

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01Aug10:39
Ukulele said...

I understand that this is the very same bikini she wore to her first marriage with Tommy Lee

01Aug13:53
Dr Nic said...

I'm still particularly fond of her quote, when asked how she was dealing with the stress of an impending wedding: "I have two words for you – champagne!"

01Aug13:58
ms fits said...

Perhaps she meant 'sham pain' and was actually making an insightful and devastating comment on matrimonial facades, Dr. Nic.




Alternatively, perhaps not.

01Aug14:20
audrey said...

Surely she's foregone the right to wear white at her wedding.

01Aug14:42

High? On drugs?

I'm disappointed in you, fits.

These people are entertainers, they don't need artificial stimulation to make them feel good. They have the satisfaction of improving the lives of millions with their uplifting performances and their soul stirring art.

A little respect, please.

01Aug15:40
Cibbuano said...

I think we've reached the point where satirical caricatures of Pam Anderson are now more attractive than Pam Anderson herself.

She's Canadian! And when she still lived in Canada, she looked nothing like she does today!

01Aug15:54
brokenleg said...

Go easy on Pamela. She single handedly revitalised the world of professional surfing by dating Kelly Slater. aka Jimmy Slade from Bay Watch
He was unbeatable in the water until Pamela and Slater started to bump ugglies.
After they broke up, slater went MIA for 5 years.

01Aug16:08
Dr Nic said...

I'm gonna go with a "not".

01Aug23:07
Susanne said...

Nice work on the book club fits. :)

02Aug01:46
treespotter said...

is this a repeat? i'm sure i've seen the pic before.

02Aug02:49
TK en Londres said...

I'd just like to observe that, as far as most societies and most religions are concerned, it's perfectly acceptable for these two celebrity trash-bags to marry, divorce, remarry (ad infinitum), quite possibly whilst drunk and high on drugs, and I’m quite sure with very little reflection on the importance of the ‘institution’ of marriage...

...and yet couples who genuinely to love each other, but are of the same sex, can't even get civil union recognition.

Wake me when the hypocrisy ends.

PS Fits...no comment on Howard still going...you disappoint me :)

02Aug06:34
Jay said...

I wish I was as cool as they are.

02Aug08:33
gav said...

PLEASE DO NOT HAVE CHILDREN !!!

02Aug12:15
Jo said...

The bikini: classic, understated elegance. I wonder if it's Vera Wang?

02Aug14:49
anne altman said...

tres tres skanky!

i could smell that wedding from my office. and i do believe i was upwind of it.

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