All Hail.
People who have helped Mark Latham's cause this past week.
WOMAN OF THE HOUR: TRISH WORTH
'I didn't really mean asylum seekers were like animals. What I meant was that they're fucking sand-niggers with AIDS who will poison our waterways, rape our infants and then not sms us after the second date.'
MAN OF THE HOUR: GEORGE BRANDIS
'Okay, so maybe I called John Howard a rodent. But it was a quirky and cute nickname! Like dickwad! Or jizz-sipper! Or horrid tiny poisonous lying motherfucker who may be running the country but really deserves a severe case of rectal cancer!'
34 days to go.
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I for one will be happy when all these politics on both sides of the world are over. Things are not looking so hot for Kerry at this moment. He's getting bitchslapped by the Repubs. I want to read about some more personal stuff now that you have the luxury. Not detaily, but I want to learn more about Melbourne.
Oh, my gaychicken playing friend knows somebody who works at 3RRR Radio.
I like weddings, open bars, free food and lots of uncoordinated white people. The genuinely DJ just looked at down and must have found us a sorry lot. Although I think he liked my Zorba the Greek dance moves. I must still be stoned because I forgot this was a comment and not your email. Oh well, at least I did'n accidentally mention your you-know-what. I hope it is healing well.
KRANKI, we are not so uncoordinated.
We have something so pure and compelling about our transcendently lovable bodies, minds and souls that it even rubs off on the couple above and lets them do rumpybump so much they actually manage to breed.
Herk, herk, stagger.. must get a peasant to clean the couch..
Brandis has a secret dentist who regularly files his front teeth, and special undies with a pouch for his nasty scaley tail.
.. david tiley, procrastinating again.
I've heard about the cheap jokes cracked here at the expense of our hard woeking politicans.
But it's a good thing you haven't sunk this to this new low:
www.soulpacific.com/archives/unaustralian/000661.html
Nabakov
ALL HAIL the webmaster for the Neu KKKuntry Partei, who got busted last Wednesday for putting links to neo-nazi websites on the NKP's own website.
But someone busted him back in March when he worked for One Nation and worked it in nicely with an attack on Andrew Bolt - "The Dutch Oven".
Kranki, you know you're always welcome to comment here when you've smoked crack. x
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