Reasons you will hate me

All this and a hand-job too.

There's nothing like seeing a car double-parked outside the brothel next door to your work with a 'Baby On Board' sticker on the windscreen. Not just a normal-sized sticker, either. This was one the car's owner made up him/herself on a computer which took up a quarter of the car's window. I guess there's no better place to advertise that you're with child than outside a house of sin.
I have yet to see these stickers outside the brothel:








Also I looked for one on the net that said 'Just inside getting anus reamed! Back in a jiffy!' but was, alas, unsuccessful.

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