An Announcement from The Management
Hello readers, passers-by and random cunts -
I am taking a ten day break and heading off here:
No, really.
During this time, RYWHM will be taken over by a hotness collective of guest lady bloggers. Each day will feature a new and no doubt thrilling female, who will produce high quality posts to make you damp in the pant area. Or perhaps poorly written half-baked pap, giving you the opportunity to smite the crazy bitches with your powerful and biting comments. Either way it'll be such fun.
Need more information?
- No you can't know in advance who is guest posting. That's part of the fun.
- Yes, they're all rather hot.
- Yes, they do. But only if you pay for dinner.
- Yes, I am really going to the place in the photo. Swear on Bob Ellis. People are going to bring me things and I will drink them.
- Yes, I'll miss you too.
- Yes, I'm clearly sprinting away from the pain and torment being levelled at me in the blog comments. I can't bear for a moment longer the thought that some cunt may not think I'm super-duper. IS THERE NO END TO THIS MADNESS?
Enjoy. I will miss you all desperately.
842 days til the next election.
Comments
this post sux. ms fits sux. the guest bloggers all suck. last man standing sux. the left sux. there are technical problems all over this blog and that sux.
just getting in first.
sorry to steal anyone's thunder.
i obviously suck.
Damn, I missed out by micro seconds!!!!
I was all set to unleash!
Sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks! All the lady guest bloggers suck. (And that excites me!)
Have a great time AWOL, Ms Fits. We promise to dirty-up your comments section while you're away with pointless complaints about nothing.
Love to you and the bloke on the beach in the Speedos with you.
BEVIS
Have a nice trip xoxo
wow, you seem to have quite a cult following here.
my friend and i were just pissing ourselves at your description of the strippers and at the theories of house of sue.
good shit. what will we do without ur wittiness
SO jealous. I'm spending uni holidays at the Desci Abode, glorious Preston. Sigh. Have fun xo
Preston is vastly underrated when talk turns to the holiday hotspots of the world. Don't be so harsh on it.
wow, how totally bizarre.
I'll be on that very beach for the next 2 weeks as well.
If something goes wrong with my plans and I don't see you there, have a wonderful time freaky, you deserve it.
love
dirty
It is a wonder Ms Fits has any visitors to her site. I mean she calls us "cunts" and then shows a photo of a tropical beach, and casually announces she is going on holidays to sink piss delivered to her by some lackey.
I mean c'mon Ms Fits. It's 10 degrees, blowing a gale, and raining outside and you rub our noses in it.
It's just lucky for you that you can write a bit.
Hope you get stung by a tropical nasty, and the resulting symptoms baffle your local GP for 6 months.
That beach is not that great...
...its only 5 cms wide by 4 cms long for a start.
...its got snoggin' couple - clearly there will be umpteen brats in tow all screamin' for their friggin red cordial.
...also the water is blue like my nan's toilet when in fact it should be clear.
...the good thing is that you might catch the end of Celebrity Love Island
I don't get holidays. And by that, I don't mean I don't understand them, I just don't ever have holidays.
I humbly suggestion that the Hate Me All Stars reminisce about The Lady while shes gone. I'm sure Das Nadine and co have much amusement stories and incriminating text messages that illuminate all...
We want to, don't you worry. We REALLY want to. But the whip has been cracked and we're all too petrified to blog the truth in case our pets\family members\souls disappear.
Ms Fits is more powerful and evil than any conservative conspiracy could ever have imagined.
HELP US WE ARE TRAPPED IN HER BLOG AND FORCED TO PERFORM LIKE TRAINED MONKEYS ON ROLLERSKATES
Phhht. Preston's just the poor man's Reservoir.
And Reservoir's the poor man's Greensborough. With Greensborough just 'round the corner, who needs Mauritius or Vanuatu? No one, that's who.
That's just another photo of Lorne!
Wank. Fest.
Gold.
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