And let that be a lesson to the rest of you fucking hippies.
Wait just a damn minute. Who the sam hill is Scott Parkin?I'm glad you asked. Scott Parkin is a 36-year-old Texas-based teacher and activist with the Houston Global Awareness Collective (HGAC), which aims to end the US-led war in Iraq. ASIO have declared him a threat to national security and locked him up in the Melbourne Custody Centre, after the Immigration Department cancelled his Visitor's Visa.
He is no relation to one-time Fitzroy Football Club coach David Parkin. Nor is he any relation to Dave Larkin, lead singer of local rock stalwarts Dallas Crane. That would just be odd.
How long has he been locked up for?
He has been in detention for three days.
Does he know what he done wrong?
It's 'did' wrong, you filthy buffoon. And no, not really. Attorney-General Philip Ruddock refuses to reveal why Mr Parkin is considered a security risk in Australia. Apparently he's not able to speculate on the assessment made by "competent authorities". A.G.P.R may also apply for a certificate under the National Security Information Act that would prevent the tribunal hearing the case. This would mean that Scott Parkin could get booted out the fucking door without ever knowing why the entire country suddenly decided he was a sissyboy with a ladies haircut.
Wait. How much of my taxpayer dollar is going towards keeping this filthy pinko whore in the clink? I DEMAND SATISFACTION, ETC.
Calm yourself, little one. Scott Parkin is actually paying us to stay locked up! We're charging him $124.00 a day to remain in solitary confinement! HAHAHAHAHA!
I don't get it. What did he actually done?
Mr. Parkin is guilty of horrific crimes against the nation. He not only took part in one OR MORE of these:
, he also encouraged STINKERS with BAD HAIR to do stuff like this:
instead of this:
HE ALSO ACTIVELY SUPPORTED THIS:
NOT TO MENTION THIS:
HE PROBABLY OWNS A PAIR OF 'LEGGINS' AND A WOOLLY HAT WITH BOBBLES ON IT. HE PROBABLY LISTENS TO FUCKING JOHN BUTLER. HE PROBABLY OWNS AND USES A TALKING STICK. THROW AWAY THE MOTHERFUCKING KEY. THROW IT NOW.
*stands for national anthem*
757 days til the next election.
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i have also heard unconfirmed rumours that he hugs trees.
frankly i think ruddock's gone soft.
someone should teach the hippies to behave like the japanese tourists around the opera house...
i.e. follow the tour guide around in a very organised group, take lots of photos, and spend lots of money to make the big corporations richer.
It's a great new business model! (aka the Rud-hoc Business Process):
1. Arrest foreigner
2. Put them in self-funded prison cell
3. ???
4. PROFIT!
Instead of kicking filthy foreigners out of the country and being subjected to the wrath of unpatriotic citizens, this way we can still keep them off the streets and earn a bit of coin on the side - everyone's happy!
Y DO UZ ALWAYZ G0TA B H8ING?! do u no lik dis countty u big hipy? dont fink ur sarcis... ur sark... ur sharkas... ur piss taykin wen over my hed lol!
ur proly a lezo 2. GIT OWT OF DIS CUNTRY IT HAZ MAD SKILLZ N U DON APPREE... APRESHY.. U B DISSIN' IT ALL DA TIMe! stopid leftti.
If you really want to have some fun write to your favourite National party senator (come on admit it we all have one) and point out that when we from the left get in power we are going to round up all the Nationals and all the farmers and lock them up in the middle of the city. You can bet that they will have Ruddock on a slow boat to lawyer hell before he can say "security"
Maybe they think Parkin is an Australian citizen so they will deport him to the Philippines
"A threat"??? "Parkin" you can't be serious?
What'd he do?...He asks questions.
Bad...very very bad.
Personally I think anyone who encourages the use of the phrase "War is Peace" should, at very least, be given a severe talking-to.
anonymous, that's the first intelligent thing i've ever heard you say in here.
This is just payback for David Hicks.
Just give Parkin an orange suit and 4 years of solitude to reflect on his attitood - commie bastard!
Har. You are very funny at the moment, Fits. I wish I had more time to sit back and read these at my leisure instead of in scabby net cafes.
Right now I am in Canada. Oh my god, I am SURROUNDED by these 'gays' who think we should let them get married. We oughta lock THEM up. Did I touch one? Did I get gay hippy germs?? DOES THIS MEAN THEY WILL LOCK ME UP TOO?! Will they let me back into my own country now that I'm CONTAMINATED?!
*weeps*
*showers*
This is truely shocking. An explanation had better be made public and it better be good. The Australian public have a responsibility to demand such an explanation, on mass if necessary. Politically motivated incarceration is not only unethical, but unconstitutional. A police state appears to be on the horizon; democracy itself is at stake.
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No, really, the terrorism laws are only for those nasty towelheads.
http://machinegunkeyboard.com/?p=98
On second thoughts, maybe this isn't the best place for constitutional debates :-)
*stands for national anthem*
*places hand on heart*
*is shot by police for 'suspicious' behaviour*
It's like some tribute to that corrupt cunt Bjelke-Petersen.
Ban being left, how simple.
All jokes aside, when they ban us it's time to turn nasty.
i agree with jess; this country's mad skills must NOT be disrespected. and yubris' point number 3. excellent.
this is a test case to see how people react to it. so 'they' can see how much 'they' can get away with. you watch for the no reaction. i hope i'm wrong.
He must have Medibank Private singles cover, otherwise he'd be sharing a cell with 7 other refugees.
He's fucking American.. that's reason enough!!
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Maybe there's a good reason to send this guy packing, I'd certainly like to hear it. I find it hard to believe that this guy, who seems like just another delusional pinko, actually endangers national security.
It's possible this was done at the request of the U.S. If he's deported as a "security risk" then he's pretty much stuffed getting into any other countries and spreading his ANTI-AMERICAN GERMS...
Mind you,if this prevents crap street theater....well...
someone should teach the hippies to behave like the japanese tourists around the opera house...
i.e. follow the tour guide around in a very organised group, take lots of photos, and spend lots of money to make the big corporations richer.
Nice racist comment yowie. Fucking tourists, coming here and making people richer...
You'd think we have South Park's Cartman running the show instead of Ruddock...
Believe it or not, I've heard from several sources that Phil Ruddock is often found prancing around Canberra screaming "RESPECK MAH AUTHORO-TEH!"
True story.
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