And then I shut up.
I am having a terrible time at work waiting to hear if the show I'm writing has 'got up' (that's a technical show-business term for all you plebs out there). While I can't mention the name of the network we're dealing with - let's just call them Channel Geven - I have certainly made my feelings of frustration known around the office through a) karate-kicking furniture, b) pressing my nose mournfully up against glass partitions and sliding it around and c) screaming maniacally 'FUCK THEM. FUCK THEM ALL UP THE ARSE' at regular intervals.We're waiting for this stupid phone call that never comes because all the Channel Geven motherfuckers are too busy patting each other on the back ,or finding a 'vehicle' for Aussie Joe Bugner, or fellating donkeys or whatever the fuck they do in their spare time. I've been sitting in my office grousing and bitching and idly googling myself for about three hours and it's not helping. Two minutes ago I was just about to start another round of karate-kicking when the 'legal eagle' at my company dropped by to say she was heading home and to see how I was holding up. 'Motherfucking arse-munching cock bandits' I said helpfully. In her inimitably socially retarded fashion, she headed off my swearing at the pass by replying: 'You think this is bad? My brother-in-law had bowel cancer.'
There was more to her story, but the first bit certainly shut me up. Until I realised it was merely a distracting ruse. Give a shit about her fucking brother. WHAT ABOUT MY FUCKING SHOW??
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We say got picked up in LA TV landspeak. But good luck. I liked your comment to Eric Bana. If you need to offend anybody her in Hollywood I'd be happy to pass along anything rude or interesting to the flesh puppet celebrities for you. I used to write for TV shows really bad shows that have - had Olsen twins in them. Now I teach little children, much like a writer's room but with less whining.
Would you give me some feedback on my website? And greg posted an NC17 blog yesterday. Perhaps even X-rated. It'd make a great afterschool special.
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Anyone I want to offend in Hollywood? Now you've put me on the spot. I've thought of a few nasty things to say to Val Kilmer, but I'm sure the wretched self-loathing that rages inside his head hurts him far worse than I ever could.
You could probably make a few bucks out of your association with the O twins these days. Early signs of crack addiction, fraternising with Uncle Jesse, so on....
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