Reasons you will hate me

And there've been all these good headlines about them fingering each other, too.

'Good evening and thanks for joining us. Tonight we'll be talking to Prime Minister John Howard about the latest allegations regarding the controversial appointing of Robert Gerard to the board of the Reserve Bank. Mr. Howard, thanks for joining us.'



'Pee-tah.'



'I'm sorry?'



'Pee-tah.'



'Er...Mr. Howard, if we could just concentrate on how much you knew of Mr. Gerard's tax issues before the decision was made...'



'Pee-tah done it.'




'......'




'Pee-tah done it.'




'Mr. Howard, are you saying that you had absolutely no knowledge that Mr. Gerard was being investigated by the tax department for tax evasion when you gave the approval for his position?'




'.......'




'Do you feel that Mr. Gerard was a responsible choice for the board given his financial situation?'




'.......'




'Did his position have anything to do with the reported $1.1 million donated to the - '




'Pee-tah.'




'I see. We seem to be having some issues with Mr. Howard's live feed there, so we'll cut now to Treasurer Peter Costello, who joins us via satellite. Mr. Costello, good evening.'



'Joggy.'




'Er...Mr. Costello?'




'Joggy done it.'




'Mr. Costello, the decision to appoint Mr. Gerard was yours alone was it not?'




'Pee-tah.'



'Mr. Howard, not now...'



'Joggy.'




'Pee-tah.'




'Joggy.'




'Mr. Howard, Mr. Costello. If you don't cease this behaviour immediately you'll be asked to leave the program. Is that what you want?'




'Ooooooooh.'




'Pee-tah went plops.'




'Joggy done wees.'




'Prime Minister Howard and Treasurer Costello, thanks for joining us.'











'Baby want a wawa.'





672 days til the next election.

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