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Appropriate Worship time with Our Lady of Perpetual Fashion.



'Do you like my pretty hijab of blue?'



'Get it off.'



'I have a very nice hat. Do you like my very nice hat?'



'Get it off.'



'I am hot for the Jesus. I display said hotness through my lovely neck-chain. Do you - '



'Get it off.'



'Also I am hot for the Jesus. I am thinking about Him now, with my eyes closed.'



'Off! Get it off!'



'I am now the better to worship Him. Hey Our Lord, going my way? I wish to hitch ride to salvation!'



'........'



'Are you liking the outfit in which I am worshipping the Jesus?'



'........'



'Saviour, are you in there? Hellloooo?'



'Brian, hold my calls.'





771 days til the next election.




And a somewhat cheery post script to this story.

27 comments.

Comments

30Aug09:15
BEVIS said...

The post script is brilliant!!

30Aug09:18

I'm just waiting for the Bishop takes Queen move

30Aug09:26
Anonymous said...

Looks like they moved the PS. Google cant find it any more *grrrr*

30Aug09:27
Ummm... said...

Er... that was the point... there are none... sheesh!

30Aug09:27
BEVIS said...

No, Anonymous - that WAS the PS. The fruitless search for the wording Ms Fits was looking for.

30Aug09:39
Mishy Bishy said...

I bet you it hurt poor Bishy with Johnny involved. Especially when hijab'd her in the ribs like that.

30Aug10:26

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30Aug10:30
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30Aug10:37
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30Aug10:40
Ham said...

Calculate this mutherchugger:

your spam + # angry bloggers * degree of said anger = not much hope for any future little free-site-submits running around the place.

30Aug10:49
Anonymous said...

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30Aug11:01
muffy said...

but I still would. I am only human. I like her retro hairdo and her face of wither. Having a 3some with her and her daughter is #34 in my top 100 all time sexual fantasies. Imagine all the hairspray and lipstick. Woo hoo! Have you noticed that BB and Panopoulos have to bag out women who wear head scarves in order to get some publicity....

30Aug11:08
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30Aug11:24
Wayno said...

anon, you should go to Queensland mate - it's a paradise for Forex traders.

30Aug13:48
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30Aug14:03
mscynic said...

Brilliant. LOVE that post script!

30Aug14:58
Anonymous said...

I've seen Bronwyn Bishop smiling. Believe me you're better off without it.

You know what my muslim woman friend once said about the hijab? She said "different cultures have different ideas about what's decent and what isn't. You wouldn't come to work in a bikini, would you? Well I wouldn't come to work without my hijab, I'd feel like I wasn't fully dressed".

So there you go, I think if she's going to ban the hijab, Bronwyn should have to come to work in a bikini.

30Aug15:18
Anonymous said...

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30Aug15:20

Good Old BB - she could do with a good f&%k I say!

30Aug15:25
MelbourneGirl said...

i am still giggling at the thought that salvation might be found up madonna's clacker

30Aug15:58
sjusju said...

well... that's where mine was, along with the car keys and my old super fund papers.

30Aug19:07
The Student said...

PS was excellent, how about a NSFW warning?

Fucker needs a job!

30Aug23:39
Clokeeeey! said...

Could you have found a pic of Bronnies best mate Sophie. I thought it was her that instigated this and that Bronny went for the ride.
Very funny otherwise, more leather girls thanks.

31Aug01:26
Anonymous said...

Since we're talking of legislating for dress standards now, I think someone should put a muzzle on Sophie Panopoulos. It would suit the bitch.

31Aug09:33
eninnej said...

PS- Maybe Google can't find it, but Barista did: dox.media2.org/barista/archives/002387.html#more
*shudder*

31Aug19:33
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