Australia's answer to Columbo.
Crimes Frank Cole oddly appears to have had a hand in.
- Disappearance of baby Azaria? He was there!
- Murderer Peter Dupas fleeing from the scene of a crime? Frank just happened to be passing by!
- Mysterious kidnapping of Beaumont children ? - He was totally at the beach that day, catching some rays!
- AFL star Anthony Stevens' wife Kelli? - Frank fucked her! WILD!!
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i heard was swimming at portsea the day harold holt disappeared, and saw the PM being carried off to sea in the mouth of a whale, but felt he couldn't come clean until now because he was skinnydipping at the time.
Apparently he's also responsible for the Amercians' faking of the moon landing in 1969.
It was also him behind the Watergate scandal, but he made Nixon take the fall. Little known fact.
And he's secretly my Mum in dress-ups. Please don't tell him/her I told you.
i've also heard that he killed laura palmer. might have to watch twin peaks again to know for sure...
oh, he was also involved in the Fairley Arrow kidnapping scandal back in 89'
Thanks, Ms fits for this forum on the unexplained.
If it wasn't for this 'comment spree' i wouldn't have thought twice about the old bloke that's been hanging around Easey Street.
close examination reveals an uncanny likeness to the mystery figure on the grassy knoll...this guys been busy.
elo
And of course, he knew what happened to Harold Holt, but he was Abalone fishing and he was over the bag limit at the time....
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