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I know, I know, I'm a cunt of the highest order for not posting. The truth of the matter is that I snuck away to the Sorrento foreshore to wee randomly in beach shrubs and terrorise local surfers.


I will return tomorrow. Promise. But let us in the meantime reflect what it feels like to agree, in part, with Neil Mitchell.


'We need more of Amanda Vanstone...

...Senator Vanstone is not your usual pollie and we could do with more of her.'




Why yes, Neil. Yes we could. Although perhaps it's less to do with what you perceive as her 'straight talking' and more to do with the fact that every time she opens her mouth, some priceless piece of wildly retarded hysteria spills out and the Left score another point.


Vanstone for PM, say I.






You might want to hide the cutlery, though.



685 days til the next election.

8 comments.

Comments

24Nov16:17
Anonymous said...

Luurve your blog.

If you haven't done so already I thought you might like to post this link:
http://www.rightsatwork.com.au/campaigns/takeastand

Petition Barnaby Joyce to vote NO on IR reforms.

24Nov16:39
Gramyre said...

*pencils into diary*

Need MORE Amanda

*hires a feeder*

24Nov17:32
Joseph said...

Except that, as Rob pointed out, when the Left finally scores a point, they go and kick an own goal.

24Nov17:45
ms fits said...

DON'T SPOIL MY FUN, JOSEPH.

24Nov21:30
Buck Fudd said...

"...we could do with more of her..."

*wheels in pallet of eskimo pies*

24Nov23:48
Jess said...

I am simultaneously pleased that my doorbell ringing was so successful and disappointed I prowled an empty house.

25Nov00:00

You're an embarrassment, Jess. Consider your membership officially revoked.

25Nov11:49
brokenleg said...

There is a picture of amanda vanstone naked foot here

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