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Banana phone.


I'm sorry, but this is too special to not share. It cheered me immensely when I found it. Not that I really need cheering at the moment because aside from Latham being up in the latest poll * and voters being a little cynical about John's 'stop me before I spend again' cash bonanza , I stared at this guy on a tram today for about twenty minutes in a not-un-stalker-like fashion and I wasn't even arrested.
Also, someone told me I had ZZ Top legs, which I thought was incredibly cool. I'm not sure what it means, but it's kind of hot.
Oh wait, maybe it means that they're hairy and out of touch. Still. Either way.




11 days til the election.
47 days til Gabi comes home.




*It's fucking swings and roundabouts, isn't it? Latham's up, Howard's up, the Dems are down, Howard's down, I'm mental. I'll be a mess by October 9th. Why must the polls toy with me like this.

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28Sep09:38
red betty b said...

take out the stress and get creative - make a John Howard pinata for your election party. unfortunately they're not traditionally full of shit, but i'm sure you can improvise..

28Sep10:41
Alex said...

Just fill it with money. That's what Jo-Ho seems to be spewing at the moment.

28Sep10:46
ms fits said...

A pinata filled with shit. The ultimate party prop.

Consider it done.x

28Sep11:08
surlysimon said...

how about filling the pinata with chocolate bullets, then it looks like it's full of little shits just like the liberal party!

28Sep12:56
Anonymous said...

help!
i've had this bananaphone thing on repeat for too long
i can't stop
it's the song that doesn't end

/ brett

28Sep13:27
Anonymous said...

please promise me you will never link to zz top again.

that was a horrible browsing experience.

28Sep13:32
Archibald Rum said...

its one thing to have zz top legs...it's another to know how to use them...

28Sep17:06
kranki said...

What's the deal with these banana phones? I mean seriously, folks?

Can you believe this banana phone business?

I hate Seinfeld. Jay Leno has the same shitty set up.


The banana phone gave me fucking epileptic seizure. Almost. ZZ top legs. I don't doubt the quality of your legs, but I think ZZ top legs are longer, but maybe you're all leg. Send more naked pictures and I'll make a proper evaluation.

28Sep17:29
Mallrat said...

Hi Ms Fits,
if you have time in between calls on your banana phone could you please inform via mallratone@hotmail.com (because comments thingy won't accept html code) how you get your links to open up in new windows?

may god bless you and your banana phone.

28Sep19:35
Anonymous said...

LOL I cant believe you only found this banana phone now, its been around for ages :P

Nic

29Sep09:37
Anonymous said...

Many of you may know that WWE star Stacy Keibler uses the song "Legs" as her entrance to the ring. However, she doesn't use the traditional ZZ Top version, but one by Kid Rock. I'm unsure whether it was recorded by Kid Rock specifically for Stacy Keibler, or whether on an album or something.

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