Be careful what you wish for.
Sometimes this blog scares me. Here are two comments from yesterday's post:
' Anonymous said...
I need to know what KIND of porn it was. Girl - Boy? Boy - Boy? Girl - Boy - Girl? Girl - Boy - Trannie - Hello-Kitty-Strapon - Custard - Wetsuit - School-Uniform?
And yes, of course you're strange. Deeply, irrevocably, undeniably strange. That's why we love you.
4:29 PM
ms fits said...
Wait, Hello Kitty do strap-ons now?
*revises Christmas list*
4:44 PM'
Then I get sent this :
Tomorrow I'm going to drop mention of a Fabrizio Moretti blow-up doll and see how far it gets me.
965 days til the next election.
Comments
No comments today fitzy?
Everyone is on the Hello Kitty site.
Fitz, just sent you an email. I'm in Melbourne this weekend (well, only Friday and Saturday).
Whatcha doing Saturday afternoon?
I just got back from the Hello Pussy website and I can now officially say that I have seen it all!
I read an article that said they were supposed to be something else and that people only realised they had, erm, erotic potential later on. Any truth to this? And what was it actually supposed to be?
I find the Japanese deeply suspicious. How come you can have a movie where 75 men jizz on the one woman but they pixel out all the knobs? That just doesn't make sense.
Adam 1.0
i'll comment. i actually have that vibrator and its ok. it doesnt really vibrate that hard and there doesnt seem to be a proper 'spot' to 'place' in the required 'position'. hey, its still kinky to think hello kitty is down there doing her vibratey business with your nether regions
Those Hello Kitty people...stuck up cunts.
Damm just when i had my pencil sharpened and was ready to fill a gap in the market (sorry this is degenerating into some very bad double entendre) and it's been filled, story of my life.
Carly, you roadtested Kitty? I am so impressed.
Can I post about other potentially dangerous sex toys and have you report back?
ask red betty b all your sex toy questions.
she is dying to review professionally for the sex industry and gives a damn good critique if i do say so.
plus, she's like, heaps cute.
The only site to see on this highly intellectual subject is www.bettydodson.com . Sorry no hyperlink.
Apparently the Hitachi Magic Wand is the go. Note if you buy, you will need a transformer for local conditions.
Lots of info there for sensible solo piloting from Dr Betty the mum you wished you had?
if anyone wants to send me a sex toy and a hot someone to play with i'll happily report back for you all, possibly with pictures
i was in melbourne over the weekend and looked everywhere for you, fitzy. and by everywhere i mean richmond and teh st kilda festival. there was a kiss off, you know, and i totally kissed and groped a cute english boy. go me!
aww - i'm totally loving this rep. and hey, the Magic Wand IS great, but not so wonderful as they make out. it doesn't have a gspot attachment. it's not waterproof. and for a plug in, it's frickin noisy - noisier than any i've come across (no pun). but it doesnt look like a sex toy, which can be useful.
and when you say you got sent that, did you actually get sent one?! because whoever did, serious points for speed!
The Hitachi Magic Wand is great. Betty Dodson's site charges too much for the Hitachi though. I enjoy the G-Spot attachment.
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