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Friday questions will be here early this arvo after I have had a late breakfast and tended to my succulents*.







*not a metaphor.





Thank you for your time.

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10Feb11:51
Captain Oats said...

Is it too late to ask a question? If not, can I ask a third one?

I've always enjoyed a bit of, if not surfing, then at least boogie-boarding the net. I have a number of favourite discussion forums that I like to visit, and periodically I go in search of new sites of electronic interaction when the old favourites begin to lose their lustre. Indeed I've been known to spend as much as half a day (each working day) visiting these sites, contributing detailed posts (as often ignored by other forum members as not) and refreshing the page to see if anyone has added anything new.

I had always thought that this was a fairly harmless activity. Recently, however, I caught a segment of Today Tonight (or one of the highly reputable evening current affairs programs), which reported that there has been an increasing number of people who've become addicted to the internet! Given my aforementioned jaunts on the web, I am now rather concerned that I might be one of the afflicted.

Am I right to be worried? Should I consult a professional?

10Feb12:17
la nadine said...

succulents shmuccuents!

ANSWER THE QUESTION, CLARE!

10Feb13:27
Anonymous said...

one late question:
after many years of disgraceful romances, i have recently met a high-ranking candidate. hilarious, edyacayted and spunky, I am trying to find flaws to smash the gin-tinted goggles. Lived in the UK for the last few years, has a strong British accent. Am I being overly picky, or am I right in thinking that the faux-anglophilia is a bit pretentious? Should I jump on the bandwagon and get a neo eastern bloc twang - after all I was there for a few weeks back in the late 90s....

10Feb14:08
Anonymous said...

mmmm succulents...

10Feb14:29
elaine said...

*finishes the NW $1000 crozzle*

10Feb14:32
ms fits said...

THEY'RE COMING, THEY'RE COMING.




How am I supposed to ever finish if people keep SENDING ME NEW QUESTIONS?


I just want to make everyone happy.


*cries*

10Feb14:35
Sherriff said...

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10Feb14:47
Dxxxx said...

Yes well, the sun is certainly well over the yard glass or however you'd like to rig that saying accordingly......

10Feb14:50
ms fits said...

I am honestly trying. There's an awful lot to answer, and - no shit - there's been a death in the family.

No-one very important, but there have been a lot of phone-calls going back and forth. So just pull your fucking heads in and enjoy all the reading you will have to luxuriate over in the next few days.

10Feb14:50
Dxxxx said...

In fact, don't succulents tend to not need a lot of tending, by their nature??

Well, you did tell us to be patient, i guess...

(it appears we're not that good at it)

10Feb14:53
B. S. Fairman said...

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10Feb15:08
Anonymous said...

What are YOUR top five rootin songs? And why?

10Feb15:12
sublime-ation said...

I'm not saying anything, I certainly don't envy you....condolences, though.

10Feb15:20

Orroight, Orroight, nuttin' to see 'air fokes, I tink da show's aww-ver now, roight? Keep yer quessions unner yer 'at 'til nessweek.

*glues "SOLD OUT" banner over large billboard which says "POST YOUR QUESTIONS HERE FOR SHOW 10TH OF FEBRUARY"*

Meanwhoiyle, I tink soom o' ya moight need ta dissractshun, so 'ere ya goh.

A noice gemm for ye.

10Feb15:27
Dxxxx said...

Oopss...err.... this is me taking back any pressure to perform....
Take your time
Sorry to hear etc
X

gonna go whack a few nuns to pass the time....

10Feb15:30
ms fits said...

And we're done.



*collapses*



Thank you for your kind thoughts.

10Feb15:33
Jess said...

I hear that's exactly what Moses said when he came down from Mt Sinai. He may have added "Can you hold these for a minute, my arms are fucking killing me" though, I can't be sure.

10Feb23:18
BEVIS said...

If it wasn't a metaphor, was it a euphemism?

11Feb16:47
richardwatts said...

Damn those evil nuns!

12Feb12:22
jaspajazz said...

yo yo yo is it hot in australia or is it just you, owww, owww!!!!

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