Beautiful one day, etc.
I have had a long and not uneventful weekend up in Surfer's Paradise surrounded by dear friends and liquor. My soul is still shattered from four days of hedonism, so I will keep this post brief. But first you must know:
- Yes, a Big Brother live eviction is as cheese-core as it looks on television.
But if you don't blithely throw yourself into the spirit of things by sneaking alcohol past the security guards and standing on your seat causing trouble, you are a tit.
- People in Surfer's wear fucking awful t-shirts.
A few:
- I'd Be A Bitch (If I Was Nicer)
- Do I Look Like I Like You?
- I May Be Drunk But Tomorrow I'll Be Sober and You'll Still Be Ugly
- If You Don't Like The Way I'm Dressed, Feel Free to Undress Me
- You're A Naughty Girl - Go To My Room
- Woman By Birth, Bitch By Choice
- No hesitation! No jealousy! Just sidesplitting and amusing!*
*This mystifying one was our favourite by a long shot.
- The term 'multi strip' can be deceiving.
But girls get in free, so be sure to take your mother along.
- The best words a ride-operator can say to you:
'Again, again!'
Especially when it's THIS MOTHERCHUCKING RIDE:
And oh, oh, the sun is setting over the Gold Coast hinterlands and the theme park is practically empty and you're the only people on the ride and you can see forever and you hold your breath and when you fall you feel as though you'll just keep falling.
792 days til the next election.
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Sigh. Such good, good times.
(I also now have the song that goes "Now I'm FREEEEEE! FREEEEE FAAAAAAALLIN'!" which is a little too Jerry Maguire for my liking but nevermind).
PS: Heard the new Strokes album is very good x
RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD!
There's a "running through my head" bit missing from the above.
I cannot wait to get my brain back.
*dribbles*
totally-like- handsome
"Innocent"
Hotman xx
Someone should tell Gold Coast people that hot pink is not a primary colour, and that they can get pregnant after sixteen.
Lady Astor to Churchill: 'Sir, you're drunk.'
Churchill: 'Yes, and Lady Astor, you're ugly...but in the morning I'll be sober.'
*sighs* They used to do things better in the 'olden' days.
"No hesitation! No jealousy! Just sidesplitting and amusing!*"
Perhaps the very desperate have taken to advertising about themselves as a way to attract others.
I'm surprised that "I'm not as think as you drunk I am." Didn't make the top ten.
hhh. My home town. ANd I was up there too on the weekend.
Matty comed. Matty sore. Matty konkered.
Being a resident of the Gold Coast can I please apologise for the standard of T-shirts worn by Victorian holidaymakers...
It's only 22 degrees at the mo so it's still too cold to wear for locals to wear T's, we have a 3 week winter fashion season to stretch out after all.
Can I also apologise for being totally wasted at the weekend and I may have hugged you...I hugged a ton of people for no apparent reason.
What, no 'Your Future Ex-Boyfriend' or 'Your Future Trophy Wife'?
Oh that ride! I was up there a few years back, and actually cried when I was waiting in the line for that same ride. It DID NOT help me get over my fear of heights!
"No Hesitation. No Jealousy. Just Sidesplitting and Amusing" - this one was actually spotted in Starbucks being worn by a pretty young Japanese tourist.
It appeared on the back of her hooded sweatshirt inexplicably next to a crudely drawn winking head which I assume was meant to look a little like your jovial old uncle after a joke, but only succeeded in looking like the local flasher of my youth's facial expression after he'd slyly slipped his willy out the side of his shorts and caught my eye at the train station.
Please tell me mine wasn't the only suburb to contain a local flasher.
Either way, "No Hesitation. No Jealousy. Just Sidesplitting and Amusing" is the perfect toast for any occasion! Birthdays! Weddings! Funerals! Holidays! All of the above!
From memory, Amateur Hour follows Megastrip. Either way it doesnt really matter up in VIP in what even the strippers call 'Best stripclub in Australia'.
Man, I never get to go to Australian strip clubs. There are hardly any around here.
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