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Things I did to last night's Celebrity Rooter on my radio show which could be considered mildly flirtatious*.


- Alluded to the two of us having cyber-foreplay on mono .
- Confessed to stalking her after seeing her dj at Ding Dong .
- Repeatedly told her I loved her and that she was hot. Subtle.
- Stared in open-mouthed adoration after she told us that she was not only a one-time bikini model in a Ralph Magazine swimsuit parade, but also a V8 grid girl.
- Let her fondle my boobs.
- Posed for a faux lesbian polaroid at the end of the show.




* But if you saw her you'd be the same. Her name is Clem Bastow and she has legs to forever and wears suspender fishnet stockings and her taste in music is impeccable. Best dj crush ever.

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08Sep12:59
Anonymous said...

1) www.dingdonglounge.com.au
2) i am your savior ... i was at the parade (on assignment from mono)

my pictures and videos from said swimsuit parade
you love it, don't you

/ brett

08Sep18:56
kranki said...

I can't post comments on my own blog. Whats up?

09Sep07:58
MelbLefty said...

Your radio show? When, and on what station?

09Sep10:56
kranki said...

Hey, Jeremy:

Ms. Fits kicks up her dust storm of mayhem here.

http://rrr.org.au/bestofthebrat/index.htm

09Sep11:39
ms fits said...

I will warn you in advance that it is an unprofessional and smutty shambles, Jeremy. But we get to say 'cock' a lot which, as you know, pleases me greatly.

09Sep12:05
kuns said...

i admire you people for being able to express yourselves openly...from where i am it just not permitted in the society....or maybe i was just not exposed to the right people.....

09Sep20:36
Mavis Appleby said...

I heard.

That's if you can hear drooling over the radio.

Ahem.

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