Best. Vagina Small Talk. Ever.
There's never really anything one can say when they're getting a bikini wax that doesn't sound trite. You're wearing a paper g-string, 'assuming' the position and essentially revealing more of yourself than is possibly wise or hygienic.
Yesterday I was on a beautician's table with hot wax in my bottom and my most private of spaces being held apart. It was awkward for both myself and my beautician.
There was a long pause.
Then she said: 'So what do you reckon about that Schapelle Corby then?'
What are you supposed to say to that?
866 days til the next election.
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ahahahahahahahaha. you crack me up.
"Brazillian, but it is hard to tell because so much of the footage has her fully clothed"
"Like all beauticians she is focussed, professional and discreet"
Jesus, that is fairly awkward. I think the closest thing to a male equivilent is going to the urinal at work, and your boss starts striking up conversation that goes on for, er, longer than you do.
"Geez....... I've never had a Corby before...... I'm at your mercy!'
"Her case is tighter than a nun's cunt!"
BEVIS said...
"No thanks, I've already eaten. But you go ahead. I won't tell ... and I may even enjoy it."
BEVIS
Just don't let her at your eyebrows.
Does your arse really look like Schapelle? Or does Schapelle look like your arse?
And yes, in ladies prison speak 'doin a Schapelle Corby' is the same as 'rug munching', 'flange noshing' and 'tuppence licking'.
What are you supposed to say to that?
"I think those indonesian judges are going to tear strips off her come sentencing."
"It's times like these I'm grateful she has the opportunity to keep herself beautiful for the camera."
"You never can trust some people not to sneak something in when you're not looking."
"Nothing like a last-minute smear campaign to bring the whole thing over the line."
Hehehe, "bottom".
"Hot wax in my bottom."
Comedy gold.
WatermelonBoy
"Tear strips off her"
GOLD
thats all...
db.
So uh, Ms Fits, what did you say?
You people are animals. Her eyebrows are great!
I didn't see "Get a Brazilian" on your list of 'Things to do before I'm 30'?
Johnny Nemo
Actually... having thought about it for a good deal of the day, I quite like the idea of a strange girl pouring hot wax onto my nether regions.
Johnny Nemo
You ladies must be really concerned about your appearance if you're prepared to have hot wax poured down vegemite valley by a stranger, and then have it ripped out. Is it worth all that pain if no one gets to see the finished product??
P.S Rick Disnick was ere'
ha, i like it!
OMG, Ms Fits, this post was mentioned on Nova in Sydney today.
also, its hard when your waxing artiste asks you what you are doing on the weekend, after removing said bum fluff & concentrating on the upper lip..
Bizarre. Even when my waxer asks what I'm planning for the weekend, I just end up yelping at her. Let's face it, nobody wants to talk about parties while their bits are being ripped at. Let alone discuss the finer points of Schapelle Corby's case.
Arrrgh!
Let's all hunt the spammers and strike them with pointy things!
But seriously, why Corby Schappelle at that moment... she didn't have 4.1kg of contraband up the waxy, did she?
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