Bitches.
What's wrong with bitches in the workforce these days according to Neil French and Gordon Ramsay*:
- They're incompetent and should stick to mixing gin and tonics
- They have two irritating fat deposits on their chest which jiggle and subsequently distract co-workers
- They can't cook to save their lives
- They're ugly and they smell
- They don't deserve to make it to the top
- They are only useful for the three weeks of the month they're not bleeding copiously and whining
- They are so obsessed by the cock it's embarrassing
- They inevitably wimp out and go suckle something
- They're crap
715 days til the next election.
*Some of these reasons may have been creatively paraphrased. But not as many as you might think.
Now excuse me while I go make a mess of something important.
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I am planning to strut around the office this morning, distracting my co-workers.
Gah! Time to do some research on what companies have employed Mr Fuckwit to do the creative on their ad campaigns.
I believe French referred to the maid who poured him G and Ts as Miss o' Ginny.
Use those chesticles to full effect, Rebekka. It is your duty as shopper/chef.
p.s. I now plan on using Miss o' Ginny as my new porn name. That's okay, right?
Fine by me, as long as you tell us what your real porn name is.
I'm sure you've done so before, but my secretary's too lazy (and obsessed by cock) to look it up for me.
The undeniable proof is that once upon a time two women made two mistakes.
But they did not make them alone.....
Hey man (ie, Ms Fits) can we stop 'making our own damn fun for a month'? I currently have no clues about what's go down in this city. What the hell are we paying* you for?
*Mostly compliments/gold bullion.
Perhaps I should offer the unemployed French employment as my manslave, he must be finding it hard to get a job...He can mix me g&ts in a French maids uniform.
You are all welcome to come round and put him down, for a 'joke'. Don't worry if he gets upset, he'll probably just be taking it out of context.
"But he claimed that this was less to do with sexist attitudes than with working conditions that deterred women." is the bit that really gets me. don't they understand that it is sexism (and stark raving lunacy) that creates these working conditions for the express purpose of excluding women?
what kind of moron thinks it's a good idea to work a million hours a week?
when are advertising and market research types going to understand that they are not saving the world and have no reason to work more than a 40 hour week?
p.s. my grandpa worked for the navy department, and they never worked overtime, not even during the war. they just made sure they had enough staff. novel eh?
Neil and Gordon: ugly, inside and out.
Hang on. Kate, it sounds like you're agreeing that working more than 40 hours a week is more conducive to men than it is women. Is that what you meant to say?
"Of course a man made it, Lois, it's a commercial not a delicious Thanksgiving dinner!"
- Peter Griffin
"When Rosa Parks refused to give up her seat on a bus in Montgomery, Ala., her action sparked the modern civil rights movement."
I think you misunderstood. They clearly were describing their gay lovers.
the really frightening things is how many of these dipshits are still sludging their way around the ad agencies. Sorry to post a link here, but couldn't help writing about a post on the topic.
http://blindtext.blogspot.com/2005/10/at-home-baking-cake.html
In saying all that, the idea of employing someone for the sole person of making you G&Ts, reagrdless of outfit, is brilliant.
aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhh!!!!!!!!
what an ending!
I for one thoroughly enjoyed LMS and will be sad to see it go. Hope to be seeing more Fitz brilliance in the not too distant future.
Finest Ending Ever...the paragon of endings.
I know it's futile, but I'm still holding out for a second series. Great episode last night fits.
I've really loved LMS Ms Fits. Excellent characters and piss funny as well.
Fuck, thanks a heap. I guess that's what you get when a second series is still a possibility during the scripting stage...
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"Hang on. Kate, it sounds like you're agreeing that working more than 40 hours a week is more conducive to men than it is women. Is that what you meant to say?"
no, yubris, I certainly don't think that men should work more than 40 hours a week.
women tend to choose part-time work because (for various reasons, which are not necessarily men's fault) they spend more time caring for ageing parents, small children, and cleaning the house.
If women didn't have so much trouble getting paid properly, it wouldn't be so hard for men to stay home.
Hey, why not just tell us how things all work out for those wacky guys (and girl) on LMS? C'mon, there's nothing wrong with giving us a sentence to explain it all away! It'll be 'official', coming from you!
PLEASE??...
Top show Fits. We'll miss LMS. It was great and only would have got better with time. Love your work.
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