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Blazin.





Just to give us some mild relief from politics for a day or so, I'd like to introduce you to probably the best rap recording artist you will ever see in your entire life history of seeing rap recording artists.






My most favouriteist part about this 'average homeboy' is that he's real.



In addition, he 'don't have a daddy who's a big tycoon'. So just you ladies calm yourselves.






p.s. He also has a stylin ass.




339 days til the next election.

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06Dec12:50
Litahnee said...

Oh, I was blazed.
Where were the half naked chicks bumping and grinding around him???

06Dec12:58
tantrik said...

Good find, fucking hilarious! I mean he did cover all the big issues facing the middle-class youth of today - having to mow the damned lawns, go to work, ummmm, and that's about it. Tough life!You know a guy has got nothing going when he raps about all the things he's not.

06Dec13:22
hell said...

he's pretty stylish, i may also have been blazed.

06Dec13:27
MelbourneGirl said...

shit fits, just when i had my christmas list all done, you do this to me.

[starts again]

06Dec13:48
Jeremy said...

I was impressed by his "fightin'" moves. Whoa.

PS that guy is obsessed with his own arse.

06Dec14:00
gav said...

Average Homeboy's Blaze: going places R.Kelly's Trapped in the Closet could never go.

06Dec14:08
Mex said...

oh dear lord.

at least we know he didnt get a cap popped in his arse during the 'middle class white boy average rapper wars' of 94.

06Dec14:12
MelbourneGirl said...

thanks for reminding me, gav.

trapped in the closest. so good.

06Dec14:49
sublime-ation said...

speechless.


for once.

(must've been the Coogi-esque jumpers).

06Dec18:23
Scriblurgh said...

His eyes... LIKE GIMLETS!

Wow. The rest of it was pretty boring, too.

06Dec19:24

Where do you find this stuff, fitsy?

Do you really open every no post thread on Mess and Noise, and click on every link?

I am speechless.

But that's because I'm saving it all for my new project.

"Almost middle aged, over-educated, slacker dude"

Check MySpace for details.

06Dec21:57
meva said...

I once referred to someone as having eyes like giblets.

Very wrong. But I stood by it.

06Dec22:22
Anonymous said...

OMFG. What a genius. God bless YouTube

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