But no VHS copies of Eddie Murphy's 'Raw', strangely.
VEGAN HIPPY BOOK TITLES IN THE LIBRARY WHERE I'M HOUSESITTING*:
The Time Is Ripe
Complete Raw Juice Therapy
Fruit As Medicine
Fasting for Renewal of Life
Papaya - The Medicine Tree
Nature's Healing Grasses
How to Grow Weird and Wonderful Plants
The Permaculture Book of Ferment and Human
Raw Food? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS.
Vegetarian Britain!
Chamomile Farm
Green Leaves of Barley
The Grape Cure
Mucusless Diet Healing System
Sprout for the Love of Everybody.
In addition!
7. IS MY DOG VEGAN?
8. IS OWNING A DOG VEGAN?
9. IS PEA BEAU VEGAN?
10. IS FREAKING OUT ABOUT A EUROPEAN WASP LIVING IN YOUR CARDIGAN VEGAN?
768 days til the next election.
*one of these titles may be paraphrased.
Comments
HA! Sprout for the Love of Everybody!!!
I don't think vegans have to share their cardigans with stinging insects. I mean, you can respect someone's right to a basic quality of life without letting them inside your top.
You must be still adjusting to the silence. Go and play some pool with some lesbians down at the pub.
Is Pea Beau like someone you have a golden shower with?
VEGANS are soooo cruel - a plant has a birth, a childhood, a maturity then a declining phase where it goes to seed or dies naturally. Plants are living things with their own destiny. But then along come these cruel, heartless killer VEGANS who just end the ongoing life of a plant to do what??? Just to gorge themselves!!! Cruel bastards they should be ashamed!!!
I am really surprised that vegan/raw food book titles haven't followed the lead of hairdressers and made all the titles hiliarious puns.
mnky
fruitarians only eat the fruit that has fallen from the tree. ones that have not landed on any creatures in the process.
anonymous - that is still unabashed, unwanton cruelty because the fruit is meant to fall, then germinate - my GOD!!! that is close to abortion they are committing!!! They snap the life out of the very 'ovum' of fruitworld life - not allowing it to germinate and grow - I cannot describe to you the horror that fills me with - oh the humanity!!!
hmmmm I am usually a big fan of this site, and love reading the comments section,but dont know that i am finding this entirely funny.....
people make decisions about what suits them, and some opt for a vegan lifestyle..its a huge step to alter your life like that...
and Im pretty sure its not doing you any harm - so why give them a hard time about it?
just a thought.....
Hippy
Spiral - I am a vegetarian - but I still see the funny side of vegetarians and vegans - lighten up
sherriff, ms fits is NOT broad in the hip area. she is slender. i think.
my personal experience with fruitarians.
http://ladycrackerland.blogspot.com/2005/02/funny-memory-must-write.html
My advice as a world-traveller is never trust a vegan. come over for goat curry and a spliff when youg get back.
title: how it all vegan
as in: how it all 'B'-egan.
so: must be canadian
fact.
or mexican (no distinction between b and v)
MelbourneChick.
Believe me. I know.
If you love me you will email me. *applies guilt*
The problems I've heard about fruitarians aren't so much a penchant for Whoppers as a tendency to need to analyse their 'stool'.
... using the bath.
Which kills faster? Scurvy or septicaemia?
Septicaemia.
Dear Ladycracker
100% agree. Get a vegetarian blotto, and its off to the nearest souvlaki joint. "Oh please don't tell anyone" they beg, while licking lamb off their fingers. Hmmn.
Would a vegan wear a woolen cardigan?
If the wool had come off naturally such as being rub off on a tree or log, I can't see how they come object.
a post house-sitting drink for the both of us.... YES, i do think so...
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