But what's a blog?
Last night I was at dinner with an incredibly hot boy musician who first asked the age-old 'what the fuck is a 'blog'?' question and then followed it up with an adorable nose wrinkle and the words: ''Blog' is such an ugly name. Why do they call it that? They should call it something else.'
Okay, so we'd had a lot of 'special' grappa coffees by this stage, but between a group of us we came up with:
- Dryary.
- Wilborg 3000.
- Fantazmanic.
- Fascinating Salad.
- Infoplex.
- Nexoverb.
- Interestowiz.
- Frigmatic Vionacator.
- Enthuzitron.
My call is that most of them sound like Transformers, but he was so damn sweet I kind of just shut up.
p.s. 'Enthuzitron' is my favourite.
851 days til the next election.
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I quite like "Frigmatic Vionacator".
I quite like 'Fascinating Salad'. It can lead to so many different describing words for different genre's of blogs...evil salad, deaf salad, high maintenance sald, thirsty salad....the options are endless!
Instead of salad Wonkette suggested that blogs were bad for you just like the Desert ;-)
PS: Consider suggesting your grappa induced research to the blogging bird at the Town Hall:
Lorie Byrd of Polipundit has an inaugural column today at Townhall explaining why women should not be afraid of blogging and should "embrace the blogosphere" Women should embrace the blogosphere
I'm getting enthuzitronic now.
But then, maybe that's an after midnight thing.
a blog is me, simple
I quite like Infoplex because it makes me feel 15 again and sneaking in to some movie without paying. Some great, others disappointing - but either way followed up with a nice casl of goon.
Whoever knows the collective noun for c**ts will add another name to your list.
collective noun for c**ts is a 'senate'
*Frigmatic Vionicator* Woooooooeeeeeyyyy.. Sounds like an incredible instrument "Dirk Digler" would use on "Roller Girl"..
*Steals it for self*
I call it my "masterblogtion".
My girl understands that I have needs and sometimes I need to be alone and masturblog.
How about "weblog"?
Nerdblog is my favourite!
How 'bout "selfonary"?
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