Care for kids.
Cool stuff if you're thirteen years old:
Sign up for free product samples for teens at eCrush !
This is a really cool Hobbit Name Generator. Type in your name and find out what your Hobbit name is!
Teen Freeway - This site has everything for teens! From REAL cool mp3s (mixes too!) to health and beauty masks and fun! Please check it out!!
If you are popular in school please read Lisa's Story!
Girl 2001 . The place just for GIRLS !! The place where GIRLS can find plenty of cool stuff to do, so stick around and check out the site. Here, there are so many informative, fun, and interactive things!!
Bee Trendy! A bright, colorful site designed as a safe place for teens to connect. Has a quote of the day, message boards, a tutorial on "Stingers"! You can also shop, read your Beescope and check out Buzzworthy Sites! I give it a B for effort!!
Oh yeah. You might also take the risk of having sex and getting pregnant.
But if you live in Florida, you won't be allowed to have an abortion.
Please do tell me. How can someone be considered too young and immature to decide whether or not to have an abortion...but fine and dandy to become a fucking parent?
Life seemed so much simpler when the hardest decision a kid had to make was whether to pretend the pillow was Corey Haim or Morten Harket.
890 days til the next election.
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Corey versus Morten? I can't believe there was ever a question!
I'll take YOU on in a moment, you sexy pencil-drawn Scando dreamboat!
Seen recent Haim photos? Or video for that matter?
PS: Erm, I am rethinking the Federline attraction a wee bit.
my sis was considering 'corey' as a name for the unborn one.
i got all excited about his destiny of becoming a wahed-up-teen-pin-up-coke-addict-scary-boy.
apparently this isn't the path she desires for her offspring, and therefore 'corey' has been crossed off the names list.
so sad.
p.s. of course teenagers shouldn't have abortions. remember how well that worked out for tony abbott? oh, wait a minute...
"A B for effort!"!!
I love this great joke! I LOVE it! You are turning into Crystal from over at the Love Pavilion. This is a wonderful thing.
I will now go by my Hobbit name; Sweetpea Chubb. Thank you.
Dear Lord, Ms. Fits, don't ever become Dolly Dr.
Oh my god.
Speaking of name generators and immature thrill, check this baby out - a random BAND name generator!
I am now forming Cunt Midriff as soon as possible. Or maybe Admiral Cunt and The Town.
Alternatively, should I choose to approach the whole thing in a Star + Backing Band way, I would like to be Jessculture Stomp of the Indigo Deception - or if that's taken, Young Jessculture & The Federal Calling.
Who wants to play drums? ROCK!
And because I know you're far too busy to play with this due to your "career" (feel the disdain!) bless you, I've taken the liberty of sorting out a few band names for your good self, Ms Elgar x
Ms Fits Spank
Ms Fits Countdown and the Chemical Mite
Ditch Ms Fits and the Step-dad
Determined Ms Fits and the Intangible Prozac
Orderly Ms Fits and the Cursive Knuckle
Snorting Ms Fits and the Wry Shop
Inappropriate Ms Fits and the Learning Subject
Sinister Ms Fits and the Swinger
bags being tambourining go go dancer in 'cunt midriff'!
But won't the responsibility of fronting mega-successful Aussie swamp-rockers Monosyllabic La Nadine and the Contemplative Druids mean you won't have much time for go go guest appearances?
Not that I'm complaining, mind. We need all the dancers we can get.
honey, there's always time for go go guest appearances.
maybe we could start a national tour: Cunt Midriff, Ms Fits Spank, Monosyllabic La Nadine and The Druids all supporting my up and coming band JISM REVOLVER! The tour will be called cuntspankdruidjism.
coming to a scout hall near you!
My hobbit name is Fastolph Maggot
:(
This is like a virtual Spinal Tap. I love it so hard.
Real Name derived hobbit name:
Podo Boffin of Whitfurrows
Buck Fudd derived:
Fosco Bracegirdle of Hardbottle
Well, Jess's link to the band name generator seems to be dead so I can't play, but I still think "The Smell" has real potential.
And my Dodgy Backyard Abortionist name must be:
Tampa Bracefurrow.
Ahhh, full circle...
I entered Amanda Vanstone into the Hobbit Name Generator and it churned out: Rosie-Posie CHUBB. I swear I did not rig it.
Hobbit Name: Dimple Boggy-Hillocks.
Son of Wilibald and Sweetpea Boggy-Hillocks.
Two younger brothers: Mungo Boggy-Hillocks and Mongo Boggy-Hillocks.
Fun for the whole family.
i was out the other night and there happened to be a lot of girls wearing tiny TINY skirts.
my lovely friend piped up in his ever classic form "whats with this new cunt scarf fashion?"
just thought you might like to know
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