Categorical Denial.
I have nothing to do with Network Ten's 'sizzling new drama' The Cooks . It is my rival show. That is all I have to say on the matter.
Except, of course, if you thought it was hilarious and hot. In which case I definitely penned a few.
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oh phew!
because it was a heap of shit! i mean, these fuckers decide to trash their restaurant after just one night? slight cred gap.
and the sex scenes were soooo 'like water for chocolate'/'la spagnola', i was waiting for th ebit where the ex girlfriend puts out for a zucchini.
and i mean, the sound effects they used for the image of the spansih girl (shit accent by the way) rubbing an egg yolk on her hand were straight from that peep show you went to recently, i'm sure of it.
when does your show start ms fits?
Like I'm going to tell you after that scathing review, Mallrat.
I know, I'm so over the food equals sex metaphor, could they have laboured that one just a little more do you think? One more shot of someone fondling a tomato and I thought I was going to punch the screen.
Thanks for the clarification text Ms Fits. Was slightly nervous after I wrote ‘I hope you had nothing to do with that shite The Cooks’ and you didn’t respond with trigger speed action.
You could tell that the producers were ACHING to use a Motor Ace song in the show.
I'm just pissed off the brilliant full-body-shake The Gal does in the ad whilst The Boy takes his tongue southwards wasn't even shown! Or at least I didn't notice. I was probably too mesmerized by Dishpig.
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