Reasons you will hate me

Celebrating interwebs diversity.

My friend Talia alerted me this morning to a magical new Facebook community of anti-Rudd supporters who are doing their bit for the fellow they describe as 'the Canterbury working class man' (they're talking about that sweatily blue-collar grassroots hero John Howard, lest you grow mildly and reasonably confused) and WHAT A CHARMED AND IN NO WAY SLIGHTLY DERANGED GROUP THEY ARE, FOLKS.










It's always nice to see the ol' 'chardonnary (sic) sipping journalist' cliche trotted out as a reason for voting against the ALP. Everyone knows Kevin does Jager shooters, anyways.







This bit is absolutely my favourite. If I were basing my entire opinion of the Coalition's policies solely on their Facebook supporter's group I'd run screaming in the opposite direction. From the simplistic slack-jawed genius of 'I'm Support Howard 100%' to the heartfelt 'do you want some slimley man representing our country on the world stage? No I hope you don't. John Howard aint perfect, by any stretch...but he is by far the more competent opition than Krud, a man we know nothing about thanks to his 24/7 spin', the site appears to be populated by those who find the challenge of tying their shoelaces in the morning on a par with molecular physics and the Riemann zeta-hypothesis. Additionally I can only assume John McNeil is taking the piss with: 'I hope I wake up tomorrow and John Howard is my father, what a privelege that would be!'. I BOW TO THESE PEOPLE AND THEIR COMEDIC GIFTS.









Besides, if that's not enough to tempt you over to their mystical world of dimwitted funtimes, then this certainly will be:















*switches allegiances*



*removes shirt*



*joins Facebook group 'I won't be voting for a drunken pervert in 07'*









51 days til the next election.

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