Come to my party. No, seriously.
This Saturday. Join me at Ding Dong and we can drink together and talk computer dork stuff. If I get drunk enough I will put out. It will be hot.
4 days til the election.
40 days til Gabi comes home.
Taxi Driver Tally - Latham 2 1/2, Howard 6, Greens 2.
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And in slightly related news, one of The Sailors is competing with the Hot F**king Bitches randy DJ set on this very night by DJing at the Tote. Doth translate my ire!
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Ha! Lee Lee, you know where I'd rather be. P.S. I'm single, and will be naked on the night, so if you're a hottt lady or a bi/curious guy, make sure you come along. They don't call this place the Ding Dong Lounge for nothin here, and it don't got no doorbell neither. If you're into watersports or animals make a booking ahead of time so I can outsource the entertainment for you. Shit-filled Howard pinatas are GO!
I am wearing white leather pirate boots. On the night, that is, not now.
Fuck, Clemmy B. I forgot to mention our matching outfits. Red and white hotness.
Ah, but Sir Knifey, my indignation does not come from my position of choosing WHICH event to attend (I’ve been promised a vaginal grope from the hygienic MsFits after all, she made the choice for me) but the fact that The Sailors snubbed headlining this gig to pursue more mediocre events in less savoury parts of town. I snubeth in return!
Ms. Fits, I believe I owe you a fanny flash,non?
Har Har, Clemmy is a Poirut in hot minx body.
The Sailors are gaylords. They are going to really have to flirt with me in order to make it up.
And yes. I insist on at least one vag flash per Latham vote.x
god - i so hope my boss's election party is this porno..
Will we get in if underage?
sure
yep, yep. i has been said. a coffee. not much more to say. although:
a persuasive tale. mmmm. why? yep. a tale.
i find myself thinking every now and then. and, my thought on coffee is:
state library, melbourne, call no. 808.819354 V81M
distance, desire.
anon05@2004
Crazy cats and mofos.
Lets hope that the cool cat who crafted that catchy line will turn up, he is a sex god and a half.
Church- "Ever had sex with a member of the animal kingdom?"
Ernie- "No. Have you?"
*phone rings, Church answers*
Church- "Yes?"
*knifey laughs so hard a little bit of pee comes out*
If only I was in Melbourne!! After working the booths, I'll be living it up on Saturday night at Kimbo's VICTORY PARTY in some very cool community hall. No, no sarcasm.
I was going to buy a Polichicks "Sorry" cap in the hope that it would get a show on the tele, but I didn't get my arse into gear.
Hannah
www.twosittingducks.com
Email polichicksquestiontime@hotmail.com and mention me and see if the lovely Jane will express post it up to you.
You see the nice way we left-wingers treat each other?
I'll be over in Melbourne and there, I'll be nursing a lemonade and making my apologies early.
If you are going to use photos from my site, could you at least include a link to it so people can look at the rest of the photos - http://timchuma.com
I am missing Gabi also.
Thanks.
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