Cronullopoly.
A charmed story for you on this breezy Wednesday:
'A MONOPOLY-STYLE board game has been designed to celebrate the race riots of last December in the Sydney suburb of Cronulla.
Called Cronulla 2230 - Win Back Australia, the game has been criticised by NSW Premier Morris Iemma for promoting racial intolerance.
"Dedicated to all those who stood up for the freedoms of all fair dinkum Aussies," a website carrying the game says.
"The board game for Aussies - commemorating the efforts of all those who had the guts to come along to the rally at Cronulla on 11th December 2005 to defend the Aussie way of life.
"The object of the game is to become the wealthiest person in the Sutherland Shire through the buying, renting, and selling of property.
"The gaining of such wealth will enable you to fund patriotic organisations like Australia First and the Patriotic Youth League, so they can get into parliament and Win Back Australia."
Australia First has denied responsibility for designing or releasing the game.
"We advise that this game is not an Australia First product and is not authorised by the Australia First Party," the party says on its website.
"This should be made clear, as the game includes mentions of Australia First as well as of another nationalist organisation, the Patriotic Youth League.
"Nonetheless, it is interesting that this game seems to have emerged as a response to the problems around the Cronulla area, especially regarding the Cronulla Rally or 'civil uprising' of 11 December 2005, where thousands of Australians gathered to defend their way of life against gangs of Middle Eastern thugs who had been terrorising locals for some years."
Australia First plans to contest the next NSW election in the seat of Cronulla, but has not chosen a candidate or registered with the Australian Electoral Commission.'
The link to the game has been removed for violating angelfire's code of service, but a brief trawl around the internet reveals that the board itself contained such gems as "Today is the Shire's Independence Day... Freedom to all Aussies" and"I OWN THE BEACH SQUARE YOU DIRTY LEBO YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO PAY $2000 TO USE IT" which I'm sure we all agree are rich with comic potential and a fine example of the intellectual geniuses masterminding the product.
Honestly. I'd probably be a racist if they could spell properly. There's just something about reading the words "Imogration Led Genocide of White Australia" that makes me all of a sudden not want to beat the fuck out of foreign people. I don't know, maybe I'm queer.
COMING SOON FROM THE QUICK-WITTED DYNAMOS WHO BROUGHT YOU 'CRONULLA MONOPOLY'
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388 days til the next election.
Comments
Why stop at a board game?
They'll probably bring it out on XBox soon.
i'm really looking forward to the soon to be released game of spick-tionary.
p.s. YOU'RE A GENIUS AND I LOVE YOU!
"Snakes & Lebbos"?
"Muslim Trap"?
Perhaps a version of "Squatter"?
"Twister" where the winner strangles their opponent?
And card games:
Blackjack?
Blackarat?
Old Muslim?
why even give them any more publicity - even if to mock them...
of course they will, sub – it's not a Malcolm X-box...
(not) Sorry!
A quick game of Nationalists and Crosses
I want a Malcolm X Box.
Did you just... nevermind.
Oh god.
Is the game marketed in the same slimy, incestuous way that Pauline Hanson's party was?
"umm just honest Aussies. Honest living blah immigrants are evil scum fuck off you black/brown/yellow cunts blah sieg hiel fish & chip shop honest Aussie"
*sigh*
I love this county, i really do but sometimes.
Anyway, will the pieces of "Cronullopoly" be like a Skyline "fully done up" A bearded middle eastern man/woman etc?
It's alrite for me to say that, i'm a Turk.
:)
Oh, this is vintage RYWHM.
One more: Battle-nips.
Sorry to rip off Litahnee, but..
Noughts and Burning Crosses.
Go ahead and rip it off Tex (so to speak). Definately value for money.
I see a potential 'two-for-one' deal if you are a racist AND a pyromaniac.
woggle?
kick up spics?
nahtzee?
And surely it is only a matter of time befor ABC enterprises starts selling Crunnopoly because they now have to adopt a wide range of views.
i think secret wombat wins the pitch.
nahtzee.
excellent work fits.
This was preceeded a few years ago by Broadmeadows Monopoly - when Broadmeadows had less immigrants and more bogans. Anybody remember?
"You have turned 13. Have a baby."
"Visit cousins from Moe and collect $10."
"Beat your wife. Go back two steps."
"Centrelink Dole payment. Collect $200."
"Fall on your milk crate coffee table. Go back three steps."
"Buy a slab then start a fight."
Unfortunately, the board was punctuated with "Go to jail" every two steps or so which made finishing the game quite hard.
Here is a Friday Question:
What and where is Dell doing these days?
I know I've put this in the wrong place. I don't care. I miss Dell.
Do you think that "Imogration" was some sort of Imogen Bailey ration? Could be the poor fellas got confused.
Took me a while, but I found where the Cronulla game is now.
http://www.downundernewslinks.com/Cronullagame/boardgame.htm
Had a look at it, but it does NOT have the quote "I OWN THE BEACH SQUARE YOU DIRTY LEBO YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO PAY $2000 TO USE IT".
(I think someone was feeding you wrong info on that one).
I found it via http://www.australiafirst.net/news200610cronulla2230b.htm
but I could not find that misspelling quote you gave "Imogration Led Genocide of White Australia", either on the Cronulla game, on www.australiafirst.net, or Google.
(I think maybe someone was feeding you wrong info on that one as well).
Unless you can post the URL?
BTW, Broadmeadows Monopoly is a good game.
I'm waiting for Moe Monopoly to come out.
RedDawn, I suspect that nobody was given wrong information, it's just the typical hysterical leftist rant we've come to know and love. You should have seen Iemma and kerkyasharian carrying on like pork chops on Monday night's news. Kerkyasharian thinks the game will spawn the hate zombies from hell. Lucky we have Carl Scully to protect us , eh ?
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