Reasons you will hate me

Our private parts will be touched.

I mean, it's touching.

Fuck...woohoo!

when the fuck will teleportation become reality?

i mean seriously, if "they" can clone pigs, surely "they" can morph my arse over to melbourne for an evening.

I'm off to the Spielgeltent tonight for the Burlesque...woohoo.. though I have a feeling it's going to be a bit of a stinky tent in this heat.

"Our private parts will be touched."

I can derelicte my OWN balls...

Then you sir, have succeeded where many of us have failed.

I once saw someone do that and I had a backache for a week just from watching.

Well...it looks like, unlike Knifey, my sexuality has been cooked and bridled, because I didn't even know that I was going to the Ding Dong Lounge until I read this. I don't even know yet exactly what we're supposed to be doing beforehand!

(Actually, I was planning on going dongside regardless. So I guess she's a psychic and not bossy at all)

they HAVE invented teleportation- for serious.

at the moment they have worked out how to teleport one atom across a distance of one metre.

i'll find a link and email you.

...but in order to transport matter somewhere else, you have to destroy the original and recreate it at the other end. La Nads, do you really want to get dematerialised??

only if i can be recreated on the other side as a superhot rockstar. or as seth cohen's toyhorse. or as you clem...

(cue spooky single white female music)

Yes, then you can wear my beautiful skin.

::stares::

Ahem! How awesome was it when Summer was first in Seth's room and she picked up the horse and made it "go along" in that way that I am certain only girls do [I say this because, in my experience with toddlers of the male and female variety, boys tend to make things "drive", regardless of whether it's a car or a mouse or a brick]?!

"Yes, then you can wear my beautiful skin.

::stares::"

Totally creepy. Totally.

4 Star comment, Clem-bot

::takes a bow::

If you "bloggers" out there want to know why John Howard won the last election, go look in the mirror. Instead of going out there and doing something to educate people as to why they should not vote for John Howard, you sit around acting and talking like 10 year olds. GET A LIFE! At the least the despicable piece of human filth Miranda Airey-Branson was prepared to stand up for what she believed in and do something about it.

You are as progressive and left wing as Tony Blair. As class enemies you will be treated the same as Miranda Airey-Branson when the revolution comes...

Yes, only bourgeois class traitors can have a life outside revolution-plotting.

Er, what?

I tried to buy a ticket to this, only to find that all four nights are sold out - doh!

I can't think of anyone else I want to do really well (apart from the band GIT, but I have known them for longer.)

Hopefully they can get some more gigs and even on TV this year (both of them this time.)

Tim

Jeremy "Melbourne Lefty". Who is a lawyer. A left-wing lawyer - a contradiction in terms. As the joke goes, What do you call a lawyer driving through a working class suburb? Lost.

You should also read what I said more carefully. You are a class enemy, not a class traitor. And you are not a bourgeois class traitor, as you support the bourgeouis society built on oppression, while pretending to be of the left. You are the lowest of the low, a chardoney socialist. I have more respect for enemies such as Andrew Bolt, because at least they do not pretend to be something they are not.

Hey there. Well as an objective observer I can say truly that this anonomyous commenting person needs a hobby besides trashing the way that people choose to communicate with one another on a blog site. It's great that you can label people. I imagine that makes it easier for your pea-sized brain to retain the information. If you're going to bash people, at the very least say something interesting or remotely amusing. For example I could say that you could better spend your time sucking the sweat from your mother's gangrenous balls. Perhaps you should go someplace else and critisize people who possess your wonderous intellect? Obiviously we're a lost cause unable to see the enlightening grandure of your words. Also, fuck off. You have popped up like a festering zit on this otherwise lovely blog.

go kranki, put yer thang down, its your birfday...

(my policy has always been when you have nothing intelligent to say, break into song and dance)

Anonymous, if you're going to slag off a comrade of mine, either reveal your identity or fuck off.

Because Bill Slater was a real right-wing arsehole wasn't he? What with advancing the rights of injured workers and all. What a fascist.

Ted Hill was the managing partner of Slater & Gordon while simultaneously defending the Communist Party of Australia (Marxist-Leninist) from attacks by small minded dickheads like you.

If left-wingers can't be lawyers then the only lawyers will be right-wing. And that's going to help the class struggle a whole heap isn't it?

Fucktard.

And

Anonymous - not "lost", but "getting to work". As it happens, I work for legal aid in a very working class suburb, and spend my day assisting people who've been charged by the police and need serious assistance. These are people surviving on Centrelink (or less). Many have serious language difficulties which complicate their matters further.

You'd prefer we weren't there and left it all up to the police?

Well, I'm going to have another glass of 'chardoney'.

So heady on the power trip of class war right now.