Do I look like this would appeal to me*?
My friend and colleague David sent me this .
I feel that many questions must be asked about it.
1. Why?
2. How did he find it?
3. Who buys this sort of thing?
4. Who, after buying it, would then take the time to paint and assemble it ?
5. What is up with their blushing, 'goodness gracious!' expressions?
6. Would this be appropriate for an office Kris Kringle?
7. Valentine's Day gift?
8. Why, when sent this link, was my immediate reaction: 'Great! There's tomorrow's post!'?
987 days til the next election.
*The management and staff of Reasons You Will Hate Me recommends that web-surfers refrain from eating before viewing this post's link. It is also recommended that children and those with a sensitive nature resist the temptation to mouse-click.
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Every time someone clicks onto that link, God kills a kitten.
OMG! that means i've just killed 12 kittens!
i love how they censor the vagina on the first doll!
Welcome to Wrong Town
i would buy a couple but if the tiny man saw them it would set us back with the toilet training. but if that lady can poo on the floor...?
HOLY SHIT!!! (pun intended)
Resist the urge to mouse-click? That has GOT to be some kind of euphemism...
hey, talking of fun things in the post, would you stroke the people at Polichicks for me?! am attempting a cross-world import of an I'd Rather Be Voting bag in time for the Brit election.
*trembles slightly*
Oh. My. Lord.
In Japan, creepy creepy sorts can actually pay to see schoolgirls do this very thing. I live there, and really hope I don't accidentally stumble into one of these joints thinking it's a yakitori bar.
Another question: is a sachet of poo provided? Or do you need to DIY. URK!
Momo
Oh my god...girls do poo?
Question 9: Who came up with the concept in the first place?
Question 10: The people that actually manufacture them, what do they think they're making?
*ick*
I actually found myself staring in disbelief. Not at the concept but at the fact that the accessories include a fake(?) box of tissues.
Surely if you ordered this baby, you would want real tissues.
this is quite disturbing!
Off to mace my eyes now.
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