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Dress-ups.


Outfits the cool kids were wearing at last night's Vice party*.




- Large traffic cone on head, with magician's cape.
- Gay sailors X2.
- Muslim terrorists X5.
- Teen Wolves X2.
- Red tape around left hand to create impression of 'nub'.
- Pregnant Brownie with black eye.
- 'Carrie' prom dress, with both face and frock soaked in blood.
- T-shirt with bloody hole in it, accompanied by boogie board with shark bite.
- Dead Shannen Doherty from 'Heathers' with blood nose.
- Enormous bubble-head mask with hideously creepy black eyes.




*Can you guess which one was me?




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02Nov18:47
elo said...

I'll put my money on Carrie.... i'm right aren't i?! i knew it!

02Nov19:51
Nu-Ju said...

Have you heard all that stuff about Gavin McInness ( th vice editor) being a conservative fuck?
http://www.amconmag.com/08_11_03/feature.html

02Nov23:38
Buck Fudd said...

Had to be Shannon Doherty...

Since we're bagging Vice: Mickey Slonim promised a friend of mine that they wouldn't sponsor the Melbourne Underground Film Festival again this year, but they did. Otherwise a fine organ. So to speak.

03Nov08:14
MelbLefty said...

I'm guessing Shannon Doherty too.

03Nov08:38
Minty Twat said...

Surely you must have been Pregnant Brownie with Black Eye.

The suggestion of both teen sex and violence in one costume is much more interesting than the mere aping of B grade horror films. And the cone heads weren't really trying.

03Nov08:57
ms fits said...

Unbelievably, the Twat is correct. Bashed, up-duffed Brownie. Rules.

03Nov14:07
scratch said...

Ah! Brownie-as-in-underaged-girlscout! I kept thinking Brownie-as-in-irish-spirit ("Small, shaggy, brown man who wears tattered clothes and works as a 'house faerie' or domestic servant"). This was, obviously enough, an odd image when combined with pregnancy and a black eye but whatever does it for y... uh, me.

04Nov11:48
kranki said...

I was gonna say brownie knocked up and beaten. Very Amy Sedari But still original. My wife was a girl scout and she was going to put blood all over her thigh and down her leg. But that would have been sticky to dance in.

I would like more guessing games. So I can be the first to guess correctly for once.

04Nov21:09
Anonymous said...

aww c/mon, you missed my costume. but maybe i'm just not one of the cool kids. :(

w.

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