Reasons you will hate me

You're all those things and a HOLE lot more.

Lick Corp.

Genius x

Wait, are we talking pungent as in affecting the organs of taste or smell with a sharp acrid sensation?

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And of course all of those attributes combined form the definition for the adjective:

Fitsy.

*imagines salad*

*gets sharp acrid sensation in pants*

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if i were describing you in a culinary sense i would say slightly tart with a soft gooey centre. cope.

send it to McS... go on, get TWO lists before I get even one... grumble mumble grumble

A bottle of cream in my fridge says 'Excellent for whipping'.

I'll always think of you.

"extra virgin"

What the fuck?

Hush, Alex. A lady's allowed to reinvent herself.

None of that in my kitchen...

Mouldy
Rotten
Past Used By Date
Acidic
Vegetable

Well, this mightn't belong here, but I'm sure we all love American religious rabid right-wingers who may have been a little exhuberant in their youth, so try this for a segue:

DO you like pork in the kitchen? Well, apparently if you are a churchie right winger anti-abortionist talking on radio in the U.S., you love pork and not just in the kitchen. This amazingly disturbing mp3 soundbyte might be worth a listen:

When I said I liked pork, I meant I REALLY LOVED it...when I was a kid

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Mate, if you think nobody's going to spot you stole that from McSweeney's, you're wrong...

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/bathroom.html

Oh fuck! I honestly didn't know about the McSweeney's one. And here I was thinking I was so fucking smart.


I suppose now I'll have to call it my 'homage'.

Did you used to have blonde hair and live in New Zealand some time in the past? I was reading this magazine from there the other day and...

Soft centred and deliciously crisp are opposite. And I wouldn't want a pungent unhulled thing in my salad. But that's ok, as long as you're easy.