


Even God hates you now.
Three heartening pieces of news this morning as folk of the cloth turn in their droves against John Howard and weigh in on the big issues:
1. IR.
'A Catholic priest, Father Peter Nordern, said workers could not be treated as "just another economic commodity, as raw resources".
"With little bargaining power, you're forced to accept positions with lesser conditions," he said.
"And if this happens, how can a bloke be expected to support a family, to contribute to society, or to plan for the future? All this presents a barrier to starting a family."'
2. Environment.
'The Reverend Sally Bingham, a priest of the United States arm of the Anglican Church, said the targets did not go deep enough and the Government had failed to define what constituted clean energy sources, leaving the targets open to future erosion.'
3. SATAN.
'A British reverend has likened Prime Minister John Howard to the man who ordered the execution of Jesus. The Reverend Canon Peter Macleod-Miller has vented fury of biblical proportions at Mr. Howard, claiming his leprous soul should be exorcised out of office to allow compassion back into Australia.'
That last one is my absolute favourite. 'Claiming his leprous soul should be exoricsed out of office'? TELL IT LIKE IT IS, FATHER PETER.
P.s. Even better. This is him.
And a donkey.

OBVS.
*moves to Suffolk*
48 days til the next election.
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That is all I have to say about the matter.
P.S. The sight of Rudd on this site is beginning to hurt my eyes!
Holly Berry the donkey!
Still, I clearly have much to learn from some dude and his 11 year old donkey about creative use of religious imagery.
Also, may I thank witty pseudonym for that very balanced piece of commentary and point out that she left the 1 off the front of my IQ? Thanks, as ever, etc
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Good for the opiate-mongers that they are at least on the side of goodness and light. Unless by "likened Prime Minister John Howard to the man who ordered the execution of Jesus" he means that John Howard is actually the man who makes Christianity possible...
Snaps for the priest. Double snaps for his ass.
... remember, also, that 50% of the population are below the average IQ ...
... and you want to go scaring the little dears before getting elected??
No, you do what our own Honest John has done every time - tell sweet little lies to get yourself over the line, then hit 'em with the good stuff once they can't do anything about it. After all, if you're going to have a massive piss up housewarming party at your new place, you'd be stupid to tell the landlord about it before he's given you the lease ...
(I've gotta admit, though - Rudd scares me with his neo-conservatism. Hopefully it's a front. But in any case, this election is about lynching Howard, not about electing Rudd.)
http://www.catholicleague.org/release.php?id=1335
Any more news about the US senator who is not gay, but knew to tap his foot and look for the signs (as read in the New York Times.)
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