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Even God hates you now.





Three heartening pieces of news this morning as folk of the cloth turn in their droves against John Howard and weigh in on the big issues:





1. IR.

'A Catholic priest, Father Peter Nordern, said workers could not be treated as "just another economic commodity, as raw resources".

"With little bargaining power, you're forced to accept positions with lesser conditions," he said.

"And if this happens, how can a bloke be expected to support a family, to contribute to society, or to plan for the future? All this presents a barrier to starting a family."'





2. Environment.



'The Reverend Sally Bingham, a priest of the United States arm of the Anglican Church, said the targets did not go deep enough and the Government had failed to define what constituted clean energy sources, leaving the targets open to future erosion.'





3. SATAN.


'A British reverend has likened Prime Minister John Howard to the man who ordered the execution of Jesus. The Reverend Canon Peter Macleod-Miller has vented fury of biblical proportions at Mr. Howard, claiming his leprous soul should be exorcised out of office to allow compassion back into Australia.'







That last one is my absolute favourite. 'Claiming his leprous soul should be exoricsed out of office'? TELL IT LIKE IT IS, FATHER PETER.





P.s. Even better. This is him.



And a donkey.








OBVS.











*moves to Suffolk*






48 days til the next election.

23 comments.

Comments

27Sep08:57
An Anonymous Coward said...
That picture looks more than a little creepy.. poor donkey... but it is nice to see the god botherers deserting Johnny.. so much for 1950's values winning the day.
27Sep11:37
macpunc said...
Bitchin!



:)
27Sep11:47
Dr Nic said...
Have you got a link for the story Fitz?
27Sep12:14
therapy cat said...
That is a beautiful donkey.

That is all I have to say about the matter.
27Sep12:33
Big Captain said...
Omg, Holly Berry, I’d like to see her back kick JH. I have seen her before, she starred in Bachelor Party, all ass. Little dreamer, little dreamer
27Sep15:27
Anonymous said...
Are youse serious? Yes Howard is an abomination but you're excited about the ALP? I pity youse all. With such a landslide in the offing you'd expect the ALP to take the opportunity to burn a few seats to tackle some of the bigger issues. Like telling the loggers in Tassie that "Noone gives a fuck if you drag your knuckles for a living, our forests are multiple orders of magnitude more valuable than your pathetic redneck existences. Get a real job!". Perhaps if Peter Pulp Mill Garrett was a vertebrate...

P.S. The sight of Rudd on this site is beginning to hurt my eyes!
27Sep15:56
epon_anon said...
Anon, Latham would be in agreement. He, however, sent Labor backwards last time. Politics is the art of persuasion; abusing sections of the community for the industry they work in, the houses they live in or how they talk/look doesn't persuade them of anything except to treat everything that comes from your mouth henceforth with a great deal of malice.
27Sep15:58
Anon, the election is a long way from over yet, and Howard still has 16 seats and millions of our dolars up his sleeves. There's no chance we'll see any non-conservative politics from either party until after the election is over.
27Sep16:05
Witty Pseudonym said...
Spoken like the weatherman (who is excellent in the US version of the Office) off Anchorman : Later on in history, it will be discovered that religious people have an IQ of 41 and are what some call ‘mentally retarded’. Kev’s using the religious ticket too isn’t he? Is it wrong to like Julia Gillard in a very non-religious way?
27Sep19:44
non-Blondie said...
That's so beautiful! And heartening.

Holly Berry the donkey!
27Sep20:31
I'm not Craig said...
May I just take this opportunity to say that I was into "being a Christian and bagging John Howard" way before it was the cool new thing.

Still, I clearly have much to learn from some dude and his 11 year old donkey about creative use of religious imagery.

Also, may I thank witty pseudonym for that very balanced piece of commentary and point out that she left the 1 off the front of my IQ? Thanks, as ever, etc
27Sep21:05
Anonymous said...
did you know that you have your own facebook group? (sorta...)

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=3377295295
27Sep23:09
Ben said...
I'm not Craig, your IQ is 1.41? Geez...I've really got to admire you in that case.

Good for the opiate-mongers that they are at least on the side of goodness and light. Unless by "likened Prime Minister John Howard to the man who ordered the execution of Jesus" he means that John Howard is actually the man who makes Christianity possible...
27Sep23:13
Ben said...
Oh, I should point out the above IQ line is a whimsical jape representing a seizing upon a comic opportunity and I did not in any way intend to have a go at I'm not Craig, who I understand is a fine young chap in all respects. I hope aforesaid non-Craig will take it in that spirit.
28Sep01:54
Scriblurgh said...
lawks! looks like the village idiot found a roman collar. Still, can't fault the man for his taste...
28Sep05:35
Anonymous said...
Never get between a priest and an eleven-year-old.
28Sep09:33
Soph said...
Nothing like a bit of leperous soul for your morning exorcise...

Snaps for the priest. Double snaps for his ass.
28Sep10:07
REally? said...
I'm not Craig - I always assumed Witty Pseudonym was a male ... I don't know why - although I assumed the obsessive commenting was a sign of his infatuation with the Divine Ms F.
28Sep11:02
Anonymous said...
To anonymous of 15:27 ... don't forget that for Labor to win this election, we're relying on the votes of people who thought that voting for little Johnny was a good idea in the *last three* elections ...

... remember, also, that 50% of the population are below the average IQ ...

... and you want to go scaring the little dears before getting elected??

No, you do what our own Honest John has done every time - tell sweet little lies to get yourself over the line, then hit 'em with the good stuff once they can't do anything about it. After all, if you're going to have a massive piss up housewarming party at your new place, you'd be stupid to tell the landlord about it before he's given you the lease ...

(I've gotta admit, though - Rudd scares me with his neo-conservatism. Hopefully it's a front. But in any case, this election is about lynching Howard, not about electing Rudd.)
28Sep13:40
richard_watts said...
A priest with a ponytail yet!
28Sep20:44
Witty Pseudonym said...
I am an androgenous hermaphrodite just like I am an agnostic atheist. That does not make sense. Fits is alright I suppose, but Gillard is better, and more my type.
29Sep23:54
Anonymous said...
Gay Catholic Porn? Is there any other type?
http://www.catholicleague.org/release.php?id=1335

Any more news about the US senator who is not gay, but knew to tap his foot and look for the signs (as read in the New York Times.)
29Nov17:50
peter macleod-miller said...
I think I referred to the handwashing Pontius pilate rather than judas and the rest fell into place in the mind of the journalist

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