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Express Ticket of the week #2:

A friend sent me this link and I - somewhat naively - thought it might have been a joke. Apparently it's not. I heard one of Johnny Rebel's songs. I am a bit broken by it to be honest.



'Johnny Rebel - "The Complete Johnny Rebel Collection" CD - $16.00 U.S. / $18 World

This is the absolute BEST sing-a-long collection of ALL TIME! This is guaranteed to be the most hilarious album of racist country music that you will ever hear! This has been often imitated, but nothing comes close to these authentic tracks. This cd features 30 of the most popular and funniest "Nigger-hatin'" songs ever written: Looking For A Handout, Still Looking For A Handout, Nigger Hating Me, Coon Town, Who Likes A Nigger, Move Them Niggers North, Nigger Nigger, Federal Aid, Stay Away From Dixie, Keep A Workin' Big Jim, Kajun Ku Klux Klan, Cowboys And Niggers, Some Niggers Never Die, Johnny Rebel, She Ran Off With a Nigger (Texas BS Band), Ship Those Niggers Back (Odis & The 3 Bigots), We is Non-Violent Niggers (Odis & The 3 Bigots), We Don't Want Niggers In Our Schools (Coon Hunters), That's The Way A Nigger Goes (Unknown), Marty & His Beatnik Band (Son of Mississippi), The South Shall Rise Again (The Confederates), The South's Gonna Rise Again (Jessie James), The Great Society (Ski King), Segregation Wagon (Col. Sharecropper), Move Them Niggers North (Col. Sharecropper), Move Them Niggers North 2 (Col. Sharecropper), Nigger Hating Me (Big Reb), Dixie (White Riders), NAACP Prayer (Colonel Lou) and Stand Up and Be Counted (White Riders)
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I'd post a link to an mp3 but I really don't think our old pal Johnny needs more music downloads. If you need to find him you can.


882 days til the next election.

10 comments.

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11May08:38
cileo said...

This is guaranteed to be the most hilarious album of racist country music that you will ever hear!

Yeah, fucking hilarious knee slappin' shit.

Oh dear God, now the lesser Costello is chatting way on 774. Excuse me a moment as I go dry retch back up this mornings Special K*.


*cereal

11May12:50
Buck Fudd said...

Fans of The Shaggs might enjoy this little ditty by some Canadian neo-nazis:

http://www.zundelsite.org/zundel_persecuted/there_is_some_hope/

The song doesn't have any racist content so it won't hurt your brain or digestive tract in that regard.

Anyone inclined to be "open-minded" about Holocaust denial, I'd like to remind you that Ernst Zundel was one of the world's largest publisher of neo-nazi literature in the 70s and 80s, including his own jolly tome, "The Hitler We Loved and Why".

11May15:15
Henry said...

oh man, that is some seriously fucked up shit.

11May21:42
Anonymous said...

I knew there was a reason I wrote this song (apart from liking the movie)
http://www.interrobangcartel.com/cgi-bin/ibc.pl?Blastfighter_(1985)

Thanks.

12May00:14
Darp said...

Johnny Rebel actually has quite a fanbase in some parts of Aus and NZ.

Well, Perth and Christchurch mainly.

12May12:20
blindfreddy said...

This CD is bound to be in Andrew Bolt's collection surely....

12May18:13
Anonymous said...

anyone that doesnt like johnny rebel can paint their skin black

12May22:02
Anonymous said...

Olivers Army can come this way, one less nigger, Gawd I hate perths black bastards

13May16:59
crazyracists said...

WHITES ARE EVIL! WHITES ARE EVIL! HAHAHAHAAAAAA! YOU ALL WILL BURN IN HELL WITH THE NEGROES YOU DESPISE!

14May14:44
Anonymous said...

this is the 21st century n all ya'll ppl need to realize that this shit aint funny! this even offends me n i live n kentucky im 15 n im white!

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