Facebook delivers.
Not a word of lie.
Or, as beloved Jessfamer so beautifully puts it:
'Finally, the poke function serves an actual purpose - bringing sworn foes together.
CUM ON IZRAEL U SHULD POKEZ PALENSTINE LOL.'
113 days til the next election.
Not a word of lie.
Or, as beloved Jessfamer so beautifully puts it:
'Finally, the poke function serves an actual purpose - bringing sworn foes together.
CUM ON IZRAEL U SHULD POKEZ PALENSTINE LOL.'
113 days til the next election.
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i wonder which is the real Andrew?
surely he'd want to be all our friends!
In my time, poking was much more "hands on", so to speak.
So did you poke her back?
Ms Fits, I recommend you get the 'Superpoke' function on Facebook so you can bitch slap her back. That or dry hump.
I don't really get the poking thing. Bevis keeps poking me. Repeatedly. :/
Hmm.. a few Saturdays ago I was at South Melbourne Market in the carpark when I saw a woman I thought was Fitsy get into a red BMW convertible. She threw a Hungry Jacks bag on the ground then emptied the ashtray over the side.
Fits,
Will you be my facebook friend?
*poke poke poke*
How Utterly Marvellous.
This, from the blog...
"I have a headache and still feel vaguely unsteady - as if I am still drunk - however I feel marvellously thin, and today have eaten only chewing gum, diet coke and one nectarine. Hurrah."
WTF? Is she some sort of crazed, horse-loving and lesbian-hating right-wing Bridget Jones??
Wow, checking out her facebook page reaps all kinds of amazing facts - Andrew Landeryou is a member of the following groups:
I Love Ronald Reagan ▪ Stay in Iraq until the Job Is Done ▪ The Other Cheek Addiction Help Group ▪ Trust me. I'm a journalist. ▪ Where in the World is Lambros Tapinos? ▪ I hate people who yell out "taxi" every time a glass break's [sic] ▪ Save the Coffee Cart from Wholefoods! ▪ Frederick August von Hayek Appreciation Society ▪ Che Guevara was a murderer and your t-shirt is not cool ▪ I hate Socialists and so should you ▪ Essendon Football Club ▪ Sack Andrew Demetriou ▪ His Eminence George Cardinal Pell Appreciation Society ▪ I support Australia becoming a Republic ▪ Nathan Lambert is the Pantsman ▪ Tim Andrews will always be my 'Feared Tough Guy'' ▪ Friends of Justin Simon ▪ Remembering those shot today in the MELBOURNE CBD ▪ The NUS only represents about 5% of students' real political opinions.
I hide behing the computer screen because of my hideous looks and methamphetamine habit.
and while I'm confessing....My penis is shockingly small.
Ms Fits, I stopped smoking two years ago. I’d started when I was 14 and was 28 when I quit, so I was pretty full on addicted. How I stopped was by using nicotine gum and every day as soon as I got up I would go for a 5k walk and at the end of that the thought of a cigarette made me feel nauseous. It only took a week and I was not missing smoking. It is just getting through the first day that is the hardest and you will have a few relapses but if you really want to stop you will be able to do it.
oh look, mikeed's talking to himself again...
emma peel
Ms Fits is better off going cold turkey. That is how I stopped. You should not be replacing one form of nicotine dependence with another. there is a greater risk of restarting smoking if you are on a nicotine replacement. The first week is pretty tough, but no worse than having a bad cold
Ms Fits, I saw you at the Statmer St clinic the other day but was too shy to say hi - I mean, given the nature of the medical service you go there for I couldn't exactly ask, "so, what're you here for?" and I didn't want you to ask me that question either! But I hope you get better soon. PS - Welcome to sunny Qld!
OMG Ms Fits, how could you be so careless??? What were you thinking going to FNQ for it?? You should have stayed in the big city where it is relatively anonymous, or gone to somewhere like New Zealand if you didn't want anybody to know! Now the whole worlds does! Get rid of this blog asap!!
and you know what? never do I justify my looks, folical abundance or the average dimensions of my p-p-p-penis. because you know, only insecure people do that. and that ain't me baby, I'm a master of my average dick in my average suburb, and so far that's been cool. Except for one thing: my average writing gets me down....it really gets me down.
9.00pm. What a hog anus.
I like a girl that likes a good poking.
9:22! God everyone see that?! That, my friends, was sheer Mikeed1313 Gold. I know I'm on a roll when I'm connecting animals and genitalia..it's very creative even if I do say so myself. I'm a bit like Roald Dahl crossed with Hunter S Thomson not to mention Bret Easton Ellis. That is why I'm a published author!! (I mean, I'm a published author okay).
Hmm.
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