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Favourite unsung men of the blogosphere, part 1.


Just for your Tuesday perusal:


- Greg The Boyfriend is back.

Falling in love certainly seems to have mellowed him (this from Kranki: 'I miss the Greg who offered to eat any girl out for food money or alcohol'), but his posts on monogamy and 29 year old women remain beautifully written and reliably contentious.


- Insert much wailing and gnashing of teeth - IOYC has decided to call it a day. While truly devastated, I have been placated somewhat by a personal email explaining his reasons .


*looks slyly over IOYC's shoulder to Jessculture*

*holds him tighter for the next dance*


- Born Dancin' likes the theatre. And food. He also jives like Jagger. Calm yourselves, ladies!


- If you do not find Jobe a master at making the funny there is something the matter with you. Wait, is it wrong for me to stalk a 21 year-old boy? He can call me Mummy 'during' if he likes.


764 days til the next election.

13 comments.

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06Sep09:25
la nadine said...

Yay! Greg the Boyfriend!

*opens arms in welcoming manner*

Boo! IOYC!

*stands on train station platform and waves goodbye to her love*

Well Hi there! Born Dancin and Jobe!

*lays down on welcome mat*

06Sep12:52
Jobe said...

*blushes, giggles*

She knows my naaaaaame.

Icantbelieveit*breathe*

06Sep13:24
BEVIS said...

*jealous*

06Sep13:56
chaosFarmer said...

I found a link to your blog from del.icio.us, and frankly, i'm disapointed. I came here with the sole intent of hating you, but you didn't seem to push any of the right buttons.

If you want people to hate you, this is how it is done: http://chaosfarmer.blogspot.com/

:-)

06Sep15:26
Clem said...

*feels up the contestants*

*gets fired from pageant*

06Sep15:58
Born Dancin' said...

People always seem to labour under the misapprehension that I like theatre. Well, not labour. More wrinkle their noses as if I have something unspeakable caught in my teeth.

It's all lies.

*dons evening gown for next heat of pageant*

06Sep17:15
Jeremy said...

SO what the hell were IOYC's reasons?

06Sep21:17
tantrik said...

I echo [[[echo]]] [[[[[echo]]]]] Mr Lefty's inquisitve probe. Ms Fits, please share as much as you can of the reasons for IOYC playing shooting star across the blogosphere ('burned bright' ---> ppl looked on in AWE, etc., flamed out/ got boring and ppl went inside?!??).

06Sep22:50
Clem said...

*realises one of the contestants is wearing UNDERPANTS ON HIS HEAD*








*resigns*

07Sep13:08
Born Dancin' said...

THEY'RE NOT UNDERPANTS.

It's a bandage. It's...

*shakes head wearily*

Am I out of the Boys Brigade?

07Sep14:00
Anonymous said...

hello, i am anonymous. pleased to meet you all.
i have been visiting for a while now and like to read and titter etc.
i too am an ioyc devotee. i feel crushed in the manner of a half smoked cigarette stomped into the ground before one jumps into horrible slightly christian non-smoking friends' car.
please share his reasons with us. puhlease?

07Sep16:12
Clem said...

Yes, you are. And Max Headroom doesn't love you anymore, either - he says you're not coming to his party!!

*pouts*

08Sep13:40
thr said...

I'm chopped liver. guess I should try ACTUALLY blogging n shit.
tr

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