Feeling the pain.
Fidel Castro falls over.
What kills me most about this is that he took a tumble and broke his leg and arm in front of 30,000 people - some of whom dropped to their knees and started weeping, which fucking rules - and then demanded a microphone to say:
'Dear graduates and other guests, I ask your forgiveness for having fallen. To prevent speculation, I observe I have a fracture in the knee and maybe in an arm, too, I'm not sure yet. I will recover as soon as possible but, as you can see, I can speak even if they put me in plaster and I can continue my work.'
IS THIS NOT THE MOST ROCK FUCKING THING EVER? 'I observe I have a fracture in the knee and maybe in an arm' .
What happened to 'Oh shit, my arm'? 'Fuck, it's my leg. Ow'? 'Get me to a fucking doctor, I'm all broke'? 'Bumsex in hell, I chipped a limb'?
There is something so inherently James Brown 'I Can't Go On' about this. Next time I fall over I am planning a soliloquy that will tear your damn heart out.
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This is the reason we need communist rule. Some hardcore leader that eats children for breakfast and breaks limbs for fun.
Unlike democracy, where the leaders deep-throat pretzels but don't make it to the moneyshot.
that reminds me of the time when i was in cuba.
well, actually it doesn't. there were neither broken limbs nor fidel sightings (much to my dismay).
i just wanted to sound all worldly and well-travelled. which i am by the way.
It's only a flesh wound! Come back! I'll bite your arms off!!
that's a complete cuntrag of a translation and whoever did it should be fired. Sure, it's technically correct but as you say, no one in their fucking right mind would speak like that, even in spanish. it shows no respect for the basic rhythms of speech:
Here's what castro said:
"I do beg your pardon for having fallen. I'm sure... well, I can see - and just so people don't start speculating here - that i 've got some sort of fracture of the knee and maybe one in the arm, maybe, it's not all that clear yet, but i'm in one piece."
also goes onto say a sweaty castro held the microphone in his left hand. there's a pinup for you, ms fits
Was he making the horned hand with his right?
you'll be pleased to know that yeah, if we he was making "cuernos" , then he would have been cuckolding his wife at the same time.
here's what castro should have said had he been a full-blooded latin am male:
"Carajo!La madre que la pario, me cago en tus putas muelas, mi puta rodilla esta completamente jodida, y con~o, mi dichoso brazo tambien. Estoy hasta los cojones con este osteoporosis de mi puta madre, estos huesos de caspa. me voy, voy a hacerme una paja."
luv,
El/la Asturian@
É aqui o que eu de dito se eu usar o babelfish falar o português.
babelfish e una merda
la vita e una merda
viva la merda!
el/la asturian@
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uh, that last post was really dumb. sorry guys, but i can't rmeove it cause i'm anonymous.
but the joy of anonymity is that you can post random shit with impunity!
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