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Foiled by a search engine.


Words or phrases you possibly shouldn't google if you've just bludgeoned someone to death and attempted to hide their body:


1. 'Blood stains'

2. 'Fabric cleaning'

3. 'Woman murder without body'

4. 'Body in hole in ice'

5. 'I done it'

6. 'That's right me, it was all me'

7. 'Getting away with murder sure feels pretty sweet right now'



Janne Tapio Tuomela, you are a very silly man.



529 days til the next election.

12 comments.

Comments

30May14:24
gav said...

And then from jail:

'relief + anal tearing + How To'

30May14:27
la nadine said...

and what's worse: he's procreated.

30May15:04

Where have all the criminal masterminds gone these days?

No wonder Superman doesn't come out anymore.

30May15:49
richardwatts said...

The man is clearly a dunderhead. Shame he didn't slip on the ice and drown in a frozen lake while trying to hide the body...thn he could have won a Darwin prize into the bargain!

30May16:10
la nadine said...

i think perhaps an honorary darwin is possible even though he didn't cark it.

like that guy who got an honorary mention that a couple of years ago when he was caught fucking a pumpkin in a stranger's yard.

30May16:29
Mirri said...

Sigh. At least they claim he's swedish, though the name is clearly Finnish. As was the poor woman's as well.

30May16:57
jackt said...

Any guy who surfs for porn should know how to clear the cache on his browser.

30May21:22
Anonymous said...

Any guy who surfs for porn should know there's a record of it kept in up to half a dozen places,some on the other side of the world, even after he's cleaned his cache.

30May21:44
Anonymous said...

Hey, made me laugh :P

Just found this site, pretty cool, keep it up xd

31May10:02
Anonymous said...

Lets not forget....
-Got away with it
-Successful murder defenses
-pleading insanity+how to
-O.J.Simpson+how to

31May10:50
tantrik said...

maybe the guy should have looked up 'how to deal with mother of my children without actually killing her' before he went all Saw.

Stupid fucker.

31May19:41
Joseph said...

Check check check
One two

Spitting in a wishing well
Blown to hell crash
I'm the last splash

I know you little libertine
I know you're a real coocoo

Want you coocoo cannonball
Want you coocoo cannonball
In the shade, in the shade
In the shade, in the shade

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