Food.
Last night I went and ate the best pizza in Melbourne . I have name-checked I Carusi before, but it's worth sharing again because if you eat there you become so overwhelmed by the insane goodness you start making friends with people at the tables next to you and trying to stroke their thigh.
We ate two fucking hot pizzas for main and then we ate dessert pizza .
Oh my god. White chocolate and pear pizza, and then Calzone with three types of Belgian chocolate. MattyB just kept shaking his head and looking overcome and I almost cried at the table. We literally could not speak. It was that good. I kept tearing up and clutching at my bosom like I had just won an Academy Award and was about to make a really excellent acceptance speech.
When your dining companion gets hard over dessert, you know you're on a fucking winner. Is that not the hottest thing ever? Dessert pizza erection. Seriously. Go and eat there and then feel the magic happen in your pants.
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Spot on. Discovered that jewel in the pizzeria crown about 50 years ago when I was a mere slip of a geriatric and I have never been disappointed ... nor have the several hundred people who have enthusiastically stroked my thighs over the years.
yum!
PS i come here because every time i go somewhere, you seem to write about it a few days later.
Next time im in Melbourne...
Try Pizza Meine Liebe, on High Street in Northcote. Even better than I Carusi, Ladro etc
again, did anyone ever suggest you turn your hand to erotic fiction?!
I was waiting to go home on Brunswick St a couple of weeks ago and Dave O'Neil came up with a camera crew and asked which fast food place I liked going to late at night. One of the only ones I have been to is the pizza place next to the Corner Hotel so I told him that.
I managed to miss it being shown on the Channel 9 show "That's Me!bourne" on Sunday as I was watching Shaun of the Dead.
-Tim
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