For and Against.
Why it's good to be small:1. Can still fit into child-size dufflecoats/Brownie uniforms/'I'm A Sunnyboy Kid' t-shirts bought at op-shops.
2. Hope that one day will have nickname 'Titch' bestowed upon me like mum did when she was a scrapper.
3. Handy if decide to become spy and observe people from secret dumbwaiter.
4. Impress people with how much food can put away in one sitting 'for such a wee thing'.
5. Head at good height for resting on boys' chests.
6. Faux-punkettes at Dangerfield suggest clothing one size too small.
7. Get asked for i.d at strip clubs.
Why it's not good to be small:
1. Last night's Franz Ferdinand concert at Palace packed with tall jiggling people.
2. Tendency to be patted on head like Benny Hill bald companion.
3. Referred to as 'cute'*.
*this is actually quite nice, to be honest.
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