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Friday q and a #5


In a perverted way I kind of look forward to these Friday questions. There's something soothing about taking the better part of the day answering bizarre queries from faceless friends and foes, particularly with a hangover. It's a good thing I don't have a job.

Okay, here we go...

laurie serafini's doodle said...

I have a couple of questions I wanted answers to if you wouldn't mind obliging: Did you perform illicit sexual acts on/with strangers at the swingers' party? And if so, would you mind giving us just a little taste of sugar in a considered response?

Do you know the bloke who referred to you as a 'jizz mop'?



Dear Doodle, please refer to previous Friday's q and a for the answer to your first question.

I do not know the man who referred to me as a jizz mop, although clearly he is a fan of me and my extra-curricular habits.


anon said...

Ms Fits, how do you know if you should stay with someone or leave them? How do you know if the person you are with is a stayer or a just-here-for-now type?



Oh boy. I'm not really sure. I'm all for sweeping, grandiose love and 'if it's truly forever then I'll get your name tattooed on my ovary and hang the inconvenience' etc. However, I'm also learning alot about the practicalities of being with someone and the notion of putting work into a relationship. I used to think that if a relationship needed work then it was obviously fucked. Then I realised how hard it must be to go out with me and that any poor bastard who has the misfortune of being my partner is working his ass off about twenty-four hours a day.

It scares me that the older we get, the less time we spend with people before making important decisions. For the most part, if you're twenty-two, you'll wait about five years before having a baby with someone (I said for the most part, DON'T JUDGE ME). But people in their thirties meet and marry and procreate in no time at all. Why? Is it because the clock is ticking?

Ugh, the whole notion of it is frightening.

In conclusion I would like to say: What's wrong with just-here-for-now? Unless you're making some Important Decisions, why not just bask in the time you have with your current partner? They're obviously lovely enough to maintain your interest. They can only prove their long-term worth as time passes like sands through the hourglass. And so on, and so it goes.


gav said...

If you had to go back in time and live 1 full year of your life again, unable to change anything (i.e. the experience will be exactly the same as it was when you experienced it the first time) which year would you choose and why?



Why am I not allowed to change anything? Can't I be like Marty McFly and play guitar and tongue-kiss my mother?

I guess if I was forced at gunpoint to pick a year I'd go end of 2000/early 2001. I had just left an awful, destructive relationship, fallen in love with a brilliant and creative group of friends, and was set on a mission to tear Melbourne a new one. I also kissed the boy I was going to marry, had Gabi's initials tattooed on my right foot, and bought a 1979 Ford Transit van. Yeah, life was pretty sweet.

That said, 2006 is only going to get better with age.


retail junkie said...

I have the same feeling as MedusA.
When I crack a joke sometimes people laugh really, really hard. And I don't think it was that funny a joke, but it's happended with a whole range of my friends (i.e. they haven't all set up a deal with each other that they all laugh excessively hard when I tell a joke).
Do you think it's possible they're just humouring me to make me shut up and go away?




RETAIL JUNKIE, YOU ARE WAY TOO PARANOID. What happens if you are actually comedically gifted and have a KNACK FOR MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH? Why can't you see the inherent goodness in your comedy?

I BELIEVE IN YOU. TEACH THE WORLD TO SMILE.



audrey said...

Dear Fits,
After starting a blog, how does one entice readers other than proud grandparents who perhaps may not understand/want to know/be able to resist posting and telling me to stop writing and start exercising some more as they did last week in a GROUP email to come visit and stay for awhile?

Also, how do you deal with Centrelink fuckers who act so damn smug when metering out money to you just because their tax file numbers haven't yet grown dusty and forlorn?



I'm confused by this question audrey, because I followed your link and I couldn't find your blog. How are other RYWHM commenters supposed to hunt you down and stalk you and make pithy jokes about your grandparents (who I am already very fond of, by the way) if you don't make with the clear linkage? Please post your details so we can be readily enticed.

Part b) You remain calm and polite, all the while in your head imagining them getting anally and brutally done over by Melanie Griffith wearing a strap-on. Soon they will be off the phone and back to their miserable lives, and you will be free to drink a gin and tonic in the park like any regular arts bludger, bleeding society dry. Thus nature balances itself, etc.




Jess said...

You are a lover of music and have a healthy appreciation for all genres. Which tunes, in your humble opinion, are the pop gems of the past few years?

Lastly (and most importantly) - I know break ups are hard and confusing and there are many reasons and no one is to blame etc BUT...
... Nick Lachey or Jessica Simpson - choose a side.




1. What do you mean by 'pop' gems, beloved Jess? Do you mean the sort of cheesecore dance music that you and Fop foist upon unsuspecting companions? If yes, then I'll have to go with Britlee's Toxic, Natasha Bedingfield's These Words (I am aware that this particular choice is INCREDIBLY GAY), and anything by Pharrell. Does he count as pop? He does when he gets Gwen Stefani in to 'guest' on his new 'cut'.

2. Lachey. There's something about Jessica Simpson's equine face that gets my goat.

Although, let's be frank, those sultana eyes of his aren't necessarily the windows to a great wit of our time either.



Lost and Found said...

Is Love fucking worth the shit that it creates?

I understand that it is easy to answer, of course! For without love etc etc

However there are times I feel envious of those souls who traverse through life oblivious to the waxing and waning emotional tides of Love.

Perhaps I crave numbness. A sad and sorry state of affairs!



This is a very beautiful and terrible question indeed.

My initial reaction when I read it was indeed 'for without love etc etc'. I do understand the mind-numbing grief and soul-destroying pain that can go hand in hand with the giddy stomach-aches of love. But could you give up the giddiness? Is it not better to have loved and lost, and so on?


I would rather five minutes of that fall-on-the-floor breathlessness than a lifetime of safe emotional pedestrianism.


Also that aforementioned soul-destroying pain(TM) makes for GREAT ART/sliced-off ears/Radiohead.


Golfing Motif said...

In such cases, is implicit permission enough to venture one's digits in the general direction of her mons veneris and associated fun bits, or should one wait for the woman in question to physically place one's hand on the erogenous zone of her choice?

Is it appropriate at such a time, the contact being mutually entertaining enough, obviously, to suggest an adjournment to the nearest lockable door, or failing that, the nearest closable door, and remove intervening fabric garments as to allow further activity?



Boy, you tell someone you don't mind their long sentences and LOOK WHAT HAPPENS.

Firstly - yes, implicit permission is enough. I would encourage you to trust your instincts and move your digits accordingly, you cheeky monkey.

Secondly - get you and your big words clearly showcasing that you're rather keen to make sex in a public toilet. Of course you should. It's hot*.



*unless you're referring the unisex toilets at the Retreat Hotel which overwhelmingly reek of wee and should be avoided at all costs.


elly m c said...

Despite the name of your blog I have not come across any reasons to hate you. Is there a list somewhere? Can you provide reasons? Or does the name refer to something obscure? I want to know!




Originally when I started this blog I was going to pepper it with one-off posts providing readers with various reasons to despise me. Over the past eighteen months I feel I have given enough fodder to a) Liberals b) Australian television afficionados and c) Miranda Airey-Branson, without really trying too hard.

If you are looking out for three punchy reasons, I guess -

a) I'm selfish
b) I lie
c) I read at the table.


I can provide you with more if you're on a mission to be my new enemy. But please don't go off me before you send me the photo of your boobies.


p.s. If you are not yet eighteen I DO NOT WANT THAT PHOTO.


la nadine said...

someone i know is desperate to set me up with some guy.

i have always adamently refused to be set up with anyone.

but i am thinking it could at least make for good blog/column fodder.

i have asked the relevant questions about the boy:

- is he bald?

- is he uggers?

- does he love john howard?

all of which were answered with a firm "no".

so, should i go?




They are definitely pluses in the hot catch department, la nads. And you're speaking to someone who went to a Swingers party in order to 'make good blog/column'. Every experience you have can be exploited for the benefit of your blog.

DO IT. GO OUT ON A BLIND DATE. HAVE AN AWKWARD TIME. AND THEN MAKE FUN OF HIM FOR OUR ENJOYMENT.


p.s. for my next trick I am doing a tantra workshop.




arleeshar said...

Today the radio told me that Jessica Simpson and Jude Law were "enjoying each other's company". Why does this simultaneously make me despise Jude yet suddenly realise that I am in the Simpson camp? Is this just some sexist double standard thing? I am a girl.




Wait, if you're Team Simpson and I'm Team Lachey, DOES THIS MEAN WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS ANYMORE?

I know these matters can make or break friendships (don't mention the words 'Napoleon' or 'Dynamite' to Jessculture if you want to make a good impression. Trust me on this one).

Sexist double standards don't count when you're living within the pages of NW. That's why - as I have mentioned previously - they get away with 'celebrating curves' whilst simultaneously printing sneery photographs of fatties. It's also why James Gooding is a Love Rat and Geri Halliwell merely has a 'zest for life'.


Anonymous said...

Do you know what a GUMMIKRANKENSCHWESTER is? I don't know if it is a real person or someone made up by a leatherman from the North-Western USA with multicolour hair. If it is a real person, would you be a GUMMIKRANKENSCHWESTER?



"Gummikrankenschwester" is a very long, awkward German word for the conveniently short English phrase, "woman dressed as a nun working as a nurse except wearing nothing but shiny latex as she disciplines men who have been naughty and can afford to pay for this special service. No weirdos." Why the hell the Germans need a word for such a thing I have no idea, but they are a strange lot who eat too many potatoes so DO NOT QUESTION THEIR AUTHORITY.

I think I would be most happy to be a Gummikrankenschwester if the money was right, although I have concerns about it as a long-term career goal.


Buck Fudd said...

I've been meaning to ask you this for ages: How many hits do you get? (on your blog, not smacks upside head)

I've been considering asking you some questions about the state of Australian television. Well, really my own genius observations/tooth gnashing/wailing followed by some questions. Is it worth asking or does the potential for professional suicide forbid?



I think I get about 1500 - 2000 hits a day, but I'm kind of stupid when it comes to stats and so on, so I can't say for sure. Apparently people from Poland read my blog and the google search phrase 'lesbian spa' leads others in my direction. So there you go.

You can ask whatever you like about Australian television. If it's a cunty question about my family or some close associate that I can't answer for fear of recrimination, I'll tell you.


Shazam said...

After a particularly warm day recently my girlfriend used the term \'disco pussy\' to describe her current state of hygiene.

Being a creative type, can you come up with any alternatives to describe this affliction?



YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A GENIUS.

I like this question very much.



Firstly, though, I need to ascertain exactly what 'state of hygiene' she was referring to. Was she dark and damp and not to be ventured into? I can only presume so.

Here are some alternatives that may work.

coffee klatch
party slit
clown clam
prom veej
frolic muff
barnyard beaver
spam


Hope I was of assistance.


Anonymous said...

This is an embarassing question, but,...what are your thoughs on analingus?



I'll try anything once. Or, in the case of analingus, several times.

You can find more information at Toss My Salad.com. AND FOR GOD'S SAKE, BE CLEAN.


p.s. There are no embarrassing questions. Only embarrassing answers.


Demble said...

My question:

Is it okay (as a girl) to wear very high shoes to uni?

I love high heeled shoes and I keep buying them. It seems stupid not to wear them every day, given the amount I spend on them, but then, it sometimes occurs to me that I am being a bit frivolous by wearing them to class.

But they do look nice and make me feel fabulous.

What do you think?



Oh fuck, of course. It would even be okay (as a boy) to wear very high shoes to uni. You love the shoes, and if you're comfortable in them (god I envy you; I am still on my stiletto L plates) you probably look hotter than hell. Do it. But please think of your arches and late-life lower back pain.


Anonymous said...

My question is - when leaving a 'girlfriend', on bad terms, (it's her fault), is it okay to make her feel fat, ugly, and stupid? Just give me the word...



Is it me? Are you talking about me? If you are, it's NOT OKAY.

If it's not me...well, I really don't know. Is making her feel fat, ugly and stupid really going to improve the situation for you? You can go to town privately considering her fat, ugly and stupid (and I'm sure your close friends would be happy to back you up around a few quiet brandy alexanders), but of what benefit would it be to your healing/moving on by kicking the boot in?

I think you know in your heart of hearts that she's not really fat, ugly and stupid. You wouldn't have gone out with her if she was. Leave her alone. If she's honestly fat, ugly and stupid she'll have the rest of her life to think about ruining her one chance with a peach like you.


Tony said...

When do we actually ask a question?
Can I ask one now and get an answer before next friday?

Can I get a grammar checker for blog comments?



You can ask a question on any day of the week - I'd prefer them to be in the q and a comment thread, but I try to keep track if they're not. I only answer them on Friday, BE PATIENT.

The best way to grammar check your comment - if you're going to be pedantic - is to write it in Word, then cut and paste. I do very much admire your attention to detail, by the way.


Anonymous said...


...I am seeing an irresponsible creative type who's always high--tis true love. However, if I end up in the gutters of Collingwood with a needle in my arm can I blame you?
I also wanted to express my hatred for Bec Cartwright and Lleyton Hewitt. Who are these people? Why are these two pieces of stale white bread on the cover of every magazine? What kind of people sell the soul of their unborn child to a trashy magazine for millions of dollars?



1. The management of RYWHM accept no responsibility for the lifestyle choices of our readers. We will, however, be very sad to see you go and will send an appropriate floral arrangement. Also, if asked nicely, we will perform Robbie Williams 'Angels' at your funeral.



2.





Sublime-ation said...

Why do people think that you are the fountain of all knowledge on the topic of hair removal? You don't seem to be very very hairy by nature. Have you ever considered hiring yourself out as a hair removal consultant, or perhaps working for Dolly magazine?



I'm not really sure. You mention one veejay wax and all of a sudden...

I have not considered working for Dolly magazine.


Oh alright, I have. But only for that sex question bit which is hilariously scandalous when you're twelve.


LadyCracker said...

We discussed a lipstick brand recently. Could you please remind me of the brand?



It was L'Oreal Invincible Kissproof.

I've also come crawling back to Revlon Colorstay Overtime. It's harder to get off than fucking paint, but you can do seven rounds with a bowl of spaghetti bolognaise and still come off looking like Dita Von Teese.


hell said...

i want to ask you a question...

...but i'm shy and my brain is broken so i'm not sure what to say. do you have any ideas?



You could always ask me over for dinner. That's a question I like to answer.

I don't know, ask anything. What do you want to know? How can I help?


Buck Fudd said...


What do you think of Red Symon's hypothesis that "there are three roles available to women as joke-tellers"; The Transvestite, The Ingenue, or The Slag? (his examples)

Do you now realise that Eddie McGuire is a far more gifted and brilliant man than you ever previously imagined?

Are Magic 693 taking the piss?



a. Red Symons is taking the piss.

b. You must be taking the piss.

c. They are not taking the piss.


hell said...

oh.

here goes then...

can i paint your portrait?



WHAT A LOVELY QUESTION.


Of course! I would be honoured.


Anonymous said...

Could you please describe, in as much detail as you like, what you like to experience when it comes to cunnilingus? Seriously, detail is good. As much as you like.



Hm. I can't help feel that this is a very grubby question, anon. You gave yourself away with the second, rather breathy 'as much as you like'.

Still.

When it comes to cunnilingus, I like it mostly rough and uncompromising with just a hint of tease. Is that enough detail for you or would you like me to include a sketch of my labia minora, you grot?


Clokeeeey! said...

Who do you rate - Men without hats or Flock of Seagulls?



I'll go Flock of Seagulls on that one. Although I can't say if I was lying around rating things that those two would be top of my list.


MelbourneGirl said...

i'd be interested to know if you have any opinion on whether adelaide as a city is any weirder than others, crime-wise, in australia, and why that is...

or if you have no opinion, does anyone else?

i've heard it's weird with weird people.



And audrey replied:

audrey said...

I'm from Adelaide and I'm annoyed by the constant suggestion that it's populated by weird people. The only thing slightly odd about it is that that everybody knows everybody through somebody and there are only 3 good pubs to go to. Boring yes, but not exactly fuh-reaky. Besides, at least people from Adelaide don't sound like their accents got dragged backwards through a voice distortor.



Thank-you audrey. It's nice to have a helping hand occasionally.


Anonymous said...

How did you arrange to have the esteemed goddess Angie Hart on your radio show?

Can you please list her top five rooting songs for the benefit of your audience?



I have known Angie for a few years on and off, most notably when she was the first person to date my husband after he and I split up. She's now very much in love with another friend of mine and I see her quite a lot socially. She is a doll.

I am awaiting confirmation on her top 5 rooting songs - will update these answers when they arrive. Apologies.


Adam 1.0 said...

Do you agree that by having somebody else answer my last question the Q&A Matrix has been shot to pieces and all future sessions are now invalid?

If so do you know who has the record for recieving yards in a Superbowl featuring a team from California? My money's on Jerry Rice but I don't want to go all-in on this yet.



1. No. And you have proven this by CONTINUING TO ASK QUESTIONS.

2. You can confirm Jerry Rice. The year was 1989.

p.s. I know you're asking me these questions to drive me crazy. I respect that.


Daniel Hegder said...

Nigh on nine years ago, I played your brother in a short film, though we never actually shared screen time. Do you know to what I refer?



Wahoo. I'm not sure. Was it the short film where I was a classically trained musician in a rock band? Or the one where I got raped in a caravan park?

Ah, so many quality roles.


Enlighten me, acting brother. Do we still look alike?



Anonymous said...

What do you think of the spin starts here? Either despite or because of their past last man standing bashing?



I had read the spin starts here a few times in the past couple of years and always thought their pop-culture roundups etc were pretty funny. When LMS started I thought they were perfectly entitled to critique as they saw fit. I read the first episode wrap-up and realised it was mostly going to be an exercise in calling me a talentless cunt, so thought I'd be better off staying away. Word filtered back a couple of times about various remarks by them and their commenters, but I really felt stronger not reading.

I have no idea why they suddenly decided to take the posts down. I certainly didn't threaten anything. From what I heard they got a little personal in the name-calling, but that's their choice. I really don't mind so much.


Anonymous said...

Do you want to come to my local for dinner one night (Pint on Punt)?



Well, I shall consider it. Even though it's over the other side of the river from me. That's a long way to travel for a parma.


The Dark Horse said...

Fits, in this world of the internerd, discussion groups, email notification, blogs and web pages, do you think it is appropriate for people to know how to make hotlinks in html?

I am not a programmer by any stretch of the imagination, but is this stuff yet at the point it should be as commonly understood as acronyms such as "ATM", "FTA", or the dreaded "ATO"?



I don't really know what's appropriate or not. I taught myself html to a level that I needed and haven't really furthered my education. It doesn't bother me too much when people don't use short-cuts, but that's just me. It obviously INFURIATES you, and I am deeply apologetic that you had to encounter such FILTH on my website.

Now I am scared that I have done something wrong in html and you will come and SMITE me.

p.s. html is only an understandable acronym for dorks like us. If my mother used a term like 'html' in the same breath as 'atm' 'fta' or 'ato' (though fuck knows what we may be discussing in order for her to pass them all off in one particular conversation), I would be stunned. It is OURS.


Jellyfish said...

1) If you could pick one person in the world to have revenge against, who would it be, what did they do to deserve it, and what would the act of revenge itself be? Please feel free to blur the identity/ies of those involved sufficiently to protect yourself/them but otherwise provide as much juicy detail as possible. Ta xo

2) Are you aware that I still owe you $100 from your birthday party in 2005, which I tried to pay back numerous times before I left for overseas last year, including leaving the equivalent amount in American dollars for you to collect from Kranki's place when we thought you might be visiting him in L.A a few weeks after I did? Now that I am living out of home, a full-time teaching student (think of the kiddies etc) and ghetto poor, can we leave the debt unpaid until I have some more money to pay it? Or do I now need to be worried that you will come around to our place and exact your pound of flesh?



1) The mother of my husband's child, who took their three year-old away for a two-week holiday to Brisbane and never came back.

There is no act of revenge that could possibly suffice, but there you go.

2) I had forgotten about that, but feel free to pay me back when you can. Take your time. x



George Michael said...

My girlfriend and I have a rather lame sex life and its really starting to take its toll on our relationship. On average we'd be lucky to engage in the action of 'love making' perhaps once a week. But the real issue I have is the lack of spontaneity. I could put up with the low frequency if it wasn't so regimented. If its going to happen, it’s only ever on the weekend, NEVER a weekday. It’s to the point where even I have become less interested because it’s just a process. It’s also more than apparent the she is less and less 'enthusiastic' when we actually have sex, there's no passion.

We've talked this over time and time again and yet nothing changes.

Am I blind? Is she totally over the relationship and I've been left behind sitting in denial?? I've never experienced anything like this before in previous relationships.



ARE WE TALKING ABOUT KENNY GOSS HERE?


Oh wait, 'girlfriend'. I see.


Hm. How long have you guys been together? Obviously as the years pass the passion fades somewhat. Have you done all that stuff they say in Cleo about spicing up bedroom antics with toys and sexy underwear (hers)?

If things are really getting dire, you should go to a sex counsellor together. It could really help. If your girlfriend refuses - and thinks that things are okay as they are - it may not be the right relationship for you. Physical compatibility is incredibly important, and worth working on.



I still can't believe you people trust me with these questions. I am in awe.


Dxxxx said...

My partner doesn’t know that I’ve had a blog for the past year and a half and up till recently I’ve been quite comfortable with that, it has allowed me to crap on about things that are never going to happen, flirt with the unknown etc, however lately I’ve had an attack of the guilts and feel like I should maybe fess up. Also I am worried she or someone may google their way to me eventually. Problem is, she’s a bit of a hater when it comes to the internerd & internerd-met friends at the best of times and is likely to go off. Especially at the fact that it’s been a ‘secret’ for so long. I’ve thought of ‘re-inventing’ myself and starting a new blog, or deleting old entries & ‘pretending’ I’ve just started etc, although it’s been suggested that a deliberate ‘half-lie’ may be in fact worse than the original ‘non-reveal’. Do you think it’s ok to have a few secrets from your significant other? Should I ‘out’ myself, or hope that she never googles her way to my blog? Any other suggestions?



Yeah, this is a REALLY REALLY tough one.

You know if you pretend you just started you'll only be creating more of a chasm between you. You'll be stuck with this secret knowledge of your ex-hideaway blog and if she makes disparaging remarks about the new blog (not realising blogging has been your PRIVATE MISTRESS for the past eighteen months), she'll unwittingly hurt your feelings.

I think it's fine to have a few secrets from your significant other, but if you think she might stumble upon the truth and be furious, the best thing to do is come clean. You really need to figure out what you want to say to her beforehand - this is going to need a long and detailed explanation about why you've kept it from her thus far and that she can't take some of the entries seriously, it's just you venting, etc etc. You also need to impress upon her that it's an important part of your life and something you want to continue (presuming that is the case).

That said, once she knows about it she will check it every day and you will forever be forced to censor yourself with her feelings in mind. Are you really ready to make that change?


Anonymous said...

Further to the conversation above about superflous http etc addresses, just how does one create a 'hyperlink' - is that what they're called? I'm a computer loser.



You type these things after each other:

a
<
target
=
"blank"
href
=
"http://.thewebsite etc etc"
>
The website!
<
/
a
>

I hope that works. I'm pretty crap at this stuff too.


Jess said...

Will I ever get my shizzle together?

(FEEL FREE TO LIE)

Also - do you agree that Billy Zane looks like an severely Botoxed Sean Connery these days?


1. You are doing it already. I am not lying.

2. I can see the resemblance, kinda...but Billy Zane gets to cop gobbies off that Kelly lady on the beach. And Sean Connery wears glasses.


Anonymous said...

Is it legal in Australia to punch Yahoo Serious or Steve Irwin in the face? 'Cos they annoy the hell outta me.



Haha, anon. I like you AND your snazzy beard.

p.s. Yes it is. Give them one for me.




Anyone who posted comments in other threads, I am so sorry but I'll get to them next Friday. It's already fucking twenty past three and I haven't even read Who Weekly in the bath. FOR SHAME.


Post next week's questions below, etc.


x



637 days til the next election.

58 comments.

Comments

10Feb15:42
Yubris said...

Holy... Crap...

10Feb16:27
The Dark Horse said...

I didn't have a problem with your html skills, fits (can I call you fits?), I just hate pasting url strings into the bar because then they are stuck there and people can see what filthy shit I've been perving at, albeit only for a day.

As I said, I am no html expert, I am actually a professional bluffer, knowing enough about any given topic to appear knowledgeable to the uninitiated, and not completely moronic to experts.

However, I must point out that in your example, the first two characters would need to be in the reverse order to how you have posted them. Otherwise it won't work.

The acronym html is a good example of appropriate use of abbreviation. A bad example is WWW , when is much more simple to say the actual words it stands for than the corresponding letters. I also dislike the hip abbreviation dub dub dub , as it makes me automatically think of Natty dreadlocked toasters and weird echo effects. What do you think, am I just a complete pedant?

10Feb16:38
Golfing Motif said...

Personally, I am all for the use of public facilities for private functions, however, the ladies is usually more pleasant than any gents I've ever had to use. Unisex rest rooms tend toward the lowest common denominator, being those who pass water from a standing position, which, you don't have to have a PhD in fluid dynamics to realise, causes far more problems than sitting down for the same purpose.

This simultaneous consideration of the two (exclusive for my preference) functions of the genitals is somewhat dampening my spritits. I may have to relocate to the nearest public bar, and avail myself of their free flowing beverages before I can continue with my original discourse.

But, while on the subject, are water sports and/or coprophilia a healthy part of the seemingly limitless sexual pantheon, or a filthy disgusting perversion, the practitioners of which should be punished and re-educated in the ways of luuuuurve?

10Feb16:46
MelbourneGirl said...

i feel ripped off because you didn't answer my question. of course some adelaide person will rise up and defend. but she did say that she was annoyed by the constant suggestion of adelaide being weird.

so what gives? i'm not on an anti-adelaide thing here, i just want to know what it is.

where there's smoke, etc.

10Feb17:18
elaine said...

I look forward to Friday q&a every week.

Is this tragic or "normal"?

10Feb17:23
Jeremy said...

What's the appropriate etiquette upon telephoning someone and discoverying partway through the conversation that they are in fact in the middle of a mid-afternoon bath?

I had previously not thought it was in the same category as someone answering the telephone on the lavatory (people who do this ought to have all portable telephone privileges revoked) but the person I rang this afternoon seemed somewhat put out by being caught in such a position, although, to be honest, as previously noted, I hadn't known she was in the bath when I rang.

I think she felt awkward about it. Was this unnecessary, given that neither of us were using one of those newfangled video phones? I was perfectly happy to just have a chat.

10Feb17:25
Old Fart said...

When will you cease idly fantasising that Lindsay Tanner and/or Bill Shorten can smite John Howard at the next election? Will you please urgently (a) acknowledge the incredible hotness of Julia Gillard and (b) get behind her as the Opposition person with the style and substance to lead the forces of righteousness into government?

10Feb17:31
curious girl said...

what kind of female body shapes do you find most attractive?

10Feb17:34
Anonymous said...

I'm in a serious long term relationship. I have not cheated on my boyfriend.

Sometimes I have dreams about cheating on my boyfriend. I have sex with other people in my dreams.

1. Should I tell him?
2. Have I cheated, in some small way?
3. What does this mean?

I really love him.

10Feb18:06
sublime-ation said...

Love it. You are making my Fridays even more Friday-ish. And we all wanted to work at Dolly Doctor, that's a given.
Even the boys.
Especially the boys.

10Feb18:18
JohnnyCrunt said...

Wrong!! < before the a, *before*!! Call yerself a nerd... or, you didn't, I can't remember. Okay, forget I ever mentioned it.

So, that link you posted to that Steve Irwin doll is pretty fucked up. No, the link was great. It was hyper. But the doll... what kind of fucking interpretation of that stupid bastard is that? The Steve Irwin doll I'm talking about is shown thus:

Stevie boy

I've included the Carlton in there for reference so you don't think I've actually just linked to a picture of the real Steve. Seriously, he looks much more smart/intelligent/fuckstick modelled like that, wouldn't you say? You could hardly resist getting him up ya when he gives you those cold, blank, staring eyes now, could ya? Especially when he whispers sweet nothings like this:

Poised, ready to talk

So anyway, how 'bout a question then? Jolly good! Does this piccy:

Boonie

make you:

a) snigger in amusement at both the hilarity of the situation and the sublimely brilliant use of popular culture, speech bubbles and a stolen version of Fireworks by the author?

or;

b) become hideously enraged at the fact the author used the wrong fucking their/they're/there in the caption?

Thanks Fits. This helps us all in ways we may never truly understand.

p.s. I am *not* unhealthily obsessed with either of these gentlemen

10Feb18:19
Anonymous said...

You have a radio show, Ms Fits? Where can people from different geographical areas get podcasts? I know they're not profitable, but they work for Ricky Gervais.

10Feb20:13
la nadine said...

DO IT. GO OUT ON A BLIND DATE.

i was afraid you'd say that.

p.s. for my next trick I am doing a tantra workshop.

i'm taking up pole dancing.

maybe we should have some sort of trading places reality show thang.

10Feb23:13
richardwatts said...

Blind dates? Oddly enough I just blogged about the very same thing. Spoooooooky. Now, where did I put that glass of red wine?

10Feb23:31
BEVIS said...

I'm just catching up on a week of very little blogging (or very little visiting of other people's blogs, is more accurate).

I can't believe I missed a whole week of opportunities to submit a question to your Friday Q&A post. I'm so disappointed in myself.

My question is: Do you think this is funny? I do. I'm a big "BTTF" fan (like, obsessive - second only to The Muppets), and although it's 'wrong' what they've done to my beloved characters, it's only 'wrong' in a 'shake your head while laughing a lot and not really having any angry thoughts directed at those who did it because it's just too damn good and they're too darn funny and too flippin' clever to have made something so stinkin' brilliant' kind of way.

Let me know what you think.

10Feb23:35
BEVIS said...

... emphasis on 'obsessive' ...

11Feb02:21
Anonymous said...

Ever since I was a little kid I was always the one who visited people or rang them, no one ever came to see me or rang. I only keep in touch with one person I knew from high school in Melbourne - shared a flat with him for a while like I said I would in grade 4.

I don't stay on one side of the Yarra like a lot of people I know and sometimes I think I spend more time on public transport that at the places I am going to.

Why is so hard for people to come and see me? Don't they like me?

11Feb02:42
Anonymous said...

Can I just say - there is only one side of the Yarra that is worth living in/visiting. Abd it does not include Brighton.

Dear Ms Fits, I am the embarassed caller who asked about analingus last week. My 'girlfriend' absolutely refuses to be the giver or recipient. Should I:
A: Talk it over with her, and tell her it's important.
B. Ask another girl.
C. Join either a Tibetan Monastery (a la Leonard Cohen) or join the Taliban.

Please answer - I've a feelin' I a wanna be Hicksin'...

11Feb02:47
Anonymous said...

What is it about me that causes (some) lesbians to tell me that they would turn for me? Could it be a St Kilda lesbian thing? Could it have something to do with them being in their 20s?

Don't get me wrong, I'm flattered and not completely disinterested - and not even thinking about the typical bloke idea of girl-on-girl escapades - but I'm a little wary of getting involved and emotionally attached and it turning out to be a brief flight of fancy and a couple of months down the track being faced with a switch back to the other side.

Do you think they're sincere? This has happened three times in the last six months, each time after a gig, when everyone's a little beveraged.

11Feb10:35
The Boy Benjamin said...

Dear Ms Fits,

In your opinion, what are the Top 10 seminal Australian television shows, and why? (Game shows count, as do programs in which you've been involved somehow.)

Also, why is everyone on Australian television so fucking caucasian? Thoughts?

11Feb14:26
Anonymous said...

That was the longest most boring post I have ever read.

Hotdogs For Gold in 2006!

11Feb18:25
richardwatts said...

The boy benjamin said:

Also, why is everyone on Australian television so fucking caucasian? Thoughts?

Bllody good question, bb - I look forward to next Friday's response from our guru!

11Feb19:24
Daniel Hegder said...

Ms Fits

With regard to the short film, there was a caravan park involved, but from memory it was not you being handled inappropriately but rather a teenage boy.

I don't believe we looked alike, but you did have some memorable lines, such as:

"Fuck you, Kane!"
"Aw, I'll give it a go. Looks a bit limp, though"
"Yeah right!"

Gold.

12Feb01:43
Anonymous said...

Dear Ms Fits,

I started reading your blog about a year and a half ago when I followed a link to it from Jessculture's site. I don't read her blog any more but I still check yours every day because I rather like you (nothing against Jessculture).

I enjoy the anonymity of this activity. However, I now know that we have lovely friend in common and I will perhaps one day meet you through this friend. We have already come close. If we meet, would you like me to tell you that I read your blog, or would you prefer I pretend to know nothing about you so we can get to know each other from scratch? I am not sure I would like to tell you that I already know so much about you. It makes me feel like a stalker and that's not nice. Perhaps I should stop reading RYWHM?

I like your Friday Questions and I think you should keep doing them. Our mutual friend does not know that I read your blog and possibly doesn't even know that you have one.

I await your considered response.

Love, Anon x

12Feb06:36
kranki said...

Fits wrote:

"It scares me that the older we get, the less time we spend with people before making important decisions. For the most part, if you're twenty-two, you'll wait about five years before having a baby with someone (I said for the most part, DON'T JUDGE ME). But people in their thirties meet and marry and procreate in no time at all. Why? Is it because the clock is ticking?

Ugh, the whole notion of it is frightening."

Kranki says: I don't think that it is a bioligical clock thing in every situation. I thinkn that through experience as you get older you know yourself and what you need out of a relationship. I think some people do freak out to pop out a baby but for the most part I believe that you simply have more insight and are able to tell if somebody is a good fit for you when you have had a few crash and burn situations.


Oh and my question.

If, hypothetically, your spouse left you, with a bit of a chip on your shoulder, would you access her My Space account if you managed to guess the secret password. If so what would you do besides spy on who she is flirting with? Would sending strange messages to odd desperate guys be the best way to entertain yourself. The entertainment value is very very high and it's obviously and there is quite a potential to getting caught and yelled at and further damaging the relationship, but would you do it anyway?

12Feb14:36
Desci said...

M'dear Fits, are you coming to Suicide Girls?

If yes, brill. We shall see you there ('we' being a fellow blogger, a hanger-on, and my boyfriend, who it turns out you've briefly worked with* in the past, and he thinks you're lovely),

If no, WHY THE FUCK NOT? WHAT KIND OF SELF-RESPECTING PERSON DOESN'T WANT TO SEE PIERCED, DYED AND TATTOOED GODESSES (albeit often slightly too skinny godesess) ARSE ABOUT ON STAGE? Are you some kind of lentil-loving queerboy? No, because even they're going. So nyeer.

Ahem.

* 'Worked with' in a professional capacity, not 'worked with' in the massaging his manparts sense.

12Feb17:30
Anonymous said...

Dear Ms,

I am rather enjoying this game of you taking celebrity sides (re: Simpson vs. Lachey.) Here's a few more and if you could give a brief reason (< 5 words) as to why, I shall get even more enjoyment!

Round 1 - Mary Kate vs. Ashley

Round 2 - Which Gallager brother would you tell to their face "the worst musician in their family".

Round 3 - Bert vs. Ernie

Thanks in advance!
Sir Anon.

12Feb22:42
Pash-less said...

What is the go with boys who DON'T try to kiss you on the first, or even second date?
Nice dates, dinner, walking, talking, getting picked up and dropped off home, all that jazz. But no kiss. Twice.
What the hell does this mean?? I don't have bad breath, I'm pretty, I'm very kissable!!!
He's very keen to go out again, but what the hell does this lack of smooch action mean?? Is he just being a gentleman, or do I assume that we are "Just Friends".
(Oh My God. I'm 25, and this question sounds just like something I would have read in Dolly when I was 12!!)

12Feb22:57
Scott I said...

Ms FITS...I was wondering,is it ever ok to stop caring about stuff?...The other week I heard that plants are giving off Methane which is partly responsable for this greenhouse thingy.
Couple that with this seemingly impervious Satan backed regime we're living under.And frankly I'm just about ready to say fuck it and take up an interest in sports.
....Help me please!

12Feb23:44
HornyGirl said...

i'm new to blogging but i think i may have a lot of fun with this.
my question is do you ever really have lesbian encounters and if so how far do you usually go?
also, describe your hottest lesbian fantasy in as much detail as you dare.
i'm the sort of girl other girls hate because i tease a lot and will do almost anything with anyone whos hot (m or f). for this reason i have a lot of male friends who know i'm generally up for something most nights.
many girls would call me a slut but i don't care.
another question; do you think we'd get along or would you hate me too?

13Feb05:29
kp said...

sorry for long pasted entry but...

Lachey Caught in Romance Scandal with Jessica's Best Pal

Nick Lachey's publicists are furiously denying a magazine report suggesting the pop hunk is dating his ex-wife Jessica Simpson's best friend and assistant. Lachey, who has recently been linked romantically to former beauty queen Lizzie Arnold, has now been spotted in the arms of CaCee Cobb, according to US magazine Life & Style. In its new issue, the publication claims the couple was spotted getting cozy at Los Angeles' Level 3 nightclub last week as onlookers gasped in astonishment. One reveler says, "Nick had his arms wrapped around her, and he was kissing her all over the side of her face and neck. Her arms were around him, too. We were watching in total disbelief. We kept waiting for them to rip each other's clothes off." The revelers felt Cobb should not have been cavorting with her best friend's ex in such a public place. One fumes, "There may be nothing going on between them, but it was inappropriate behavior. Everyone was like, 'Wow, what are they thinking?'" But Lachey's representatives are strongly denying rumors of a romance between their client and Cobb, insisting, "Nick and CaCee are friends, that's it."

"pop hunk"! "former beauty queen"! "CaCee"! "cozy"!

i may explode with happiness...

13Feb12:01
Tuppence said...

My question is:

"How long does it take you to write these posts?"

I appreciate the obvious amount of effort that has gone into soothing the ruffled brows of your readers by answering the Big Questions.

xoxo

13Feb12:30
Captain Oats said...

Re: reading Who Weekly in the spa.

I wonder if you'd care to share some tips on how you orchestrate the above activity.

I've always found it difficult to keep the aforementioned journal of record free of bubbles and wet fingerprints whilst juggling the obligatory glass of Verve and plate of chocolates. I'm also a little concerned about sucking the melted chocolate from my fingertips on account of the ink that regularly leaches from the front cover. Can you offer any advice on this?

Did you know, by the way, that the poor unfortunate folk of Western Australia must wait until Monday for the latest issue of Who to hit the stands? Do you not feel (as I do) that this amounts to a form of discrimination which surely warrants redress?

13Feb13:00
Sponky said...

Ok, so about this reading at the table thing.

Its cool to carry a book with you at all times. I do it myself.

What I want to know is, if I'm having dinner with you (when you're in Perth, CALL ME!), do you mean you would just pull out the book and start reading it as I am talking to you? Or just whilst you're waiting for me to arrive or whatever, or perhaps in between main course and dinner?

What about if you're out with a group of people and they're all talking, and you were feeling not really engaged with the discussion, would you pull it out then (the book I mean, not your wobbly bits)?

13Feb14:34
Adam 1.0 said...

How about Friday Jeopardy instead, where the punters provide the answers and you give the questions? Would give an excuse to play that mad theme they have.

P.S - Please note that this is merely a suggestion and is not intended to be answered in the normal fashion. The Jerry Rice answer has fulfilled every need I ever had to be involved in this concept.

13Feb14:53
Susanne said...

This is the best blog.

Good work fits.

13Feb15:59
Seppo said...

Ms. Fits,

You've mentioned that a good question would be to ask you to dinner, and while many have made allusions, no one has made an official invitation (unless asking if you would read at the table during said dinner is an invite).

I would like to extend that invitation, for dinner at casa de Seppo, next time you are in the Bondi area... as long as you don't have an aversion to neurotic, ex-chef yanks. Ladies choice for the menu, of course…

13Feb17:26

Roight.

I tink soom ayew fork moight be needin' soom ennertainment in da absence o' Ms Fits.

'Ave a read o' dese tales o' crazy ol' fork an' all da dozy tings day say an' tink!

http://www.b3ta.com/questions/old_people_talk_bollocks/


Soom 'ighloights for ye...

Grandma: You courting yet?
Little Sister: No.
Grandma: I'm not surprised: you ain't got very big tits.
Little Sister went into catatonic trance for several minutes.


my nan was classic. she used to call me clifford (my name's ben), she swore black's blue that she'd met Miss Marple in the flesh (when I said that she was a fictional character, she shouted at me with "How can she be fictional if I've shook her f**king hand!!"). She also thought Angela Lansbury was Agatha Christie.

My granda's a fantastic bloke but I'll never forget the time we were out camping and he pointed to the sky, with a look of admiration in his face, as if he were about to make some poignant comment about existence (he trained as a priest), and all he said was, "That cloud looks like a penis. Look, it's a big cock in the sky *sigh*".

14Feb11:23
cuntman said...

1a) Why do you think people are turning to you for relationship/sex advice?

b)Are you now officially a sexpert?

2) When is it time to leave a relationship? Say for example you have been with someone for - let's pluck a figure out of the air - 14 years. And you have, hypothetically, two young children who you are the primary carer for. And, for argument's sake, longstanding resentments have accumulated over time to the point where it is difficult for both parties to be civil to each other for extended periods. Yet you feel as if, with a little goodwill, some stuff from the past (like minor infidelities) could be gotten over, while not diminishing the fact that some other things need to be addressed and the possiblility of reoccurances eliminated. But you know that you are the only one who sees it as a problem with the relationship, rather than a problem with you. And you are also heartbroken at the thought of having access to the children restricted (which is not an unfounded fear, given some previous discussions about separation) if you leave. Oh, and you have also become financially and socially interdependant and will have to choose to start again from scratch or have nasty legal battles over property etc. In order to futher flesh out the scenario, imagine you are 37 years old and have really let yourself go. Could I pretend that this is a question for a mate?

14Feb12:29
Anonymous said...

My darling J

Happy Valentine's Day.

J

x

14Feb13:33
The POPE said...

Happy valentines day Fitzy
....XXXXOOOO Ratzy.

14Feb15:27
problematic said...

*distressed*

are you going to post this week?
i like friday comments, but i love to be regailed by your witty weekly observations too...

should you start a dr. fits blog for constant attention and advice for all bloggers?

i hope reason you havent posted is that you are having hot valentines day sex...
or hell has captured you and is making you eat cake and painting your chocolate covered portrait...

happy valentines...

14Feb16:02
morgan said...

Fits, the lovely Fluffy linked to an old post of yours on Hospitality Crushes.

Can you please do an updated HC post in the not too distant?

14Feb17:42
Adam 1.0 said...

Actually I do have a real question. When writing a TV script can you get away with writing a Valentine's Day episode? Is it going to fall flat when somebody reads it in August? I feel that it's a day full of shenanigans that can be ruthlessly exploited for comedy scenarios.

14Feb21:14
BEVIS said...

Hey.

So what did you get up to on Valentine's Day? Tell us all the saucy (and not-so-saucy) goodness.

Unless you post about it separately between now and Friday.

In which case, don't mind me.

*whistles and strolls off looking at the sky in mock-innocence*

14Feb21:46
Anonymous said...

http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/blog/archives/aj104.jpg

Are you a fan of this lady, ms fits?

xo, from a flame-haired DDC regular attendee.

14Feb23:05
Anonymous said...

mac or pc?

15Feb09:58
Dxxxx said...

Oh my, flame haired anon.
That is deliciosa. Muchos gracias etc.

15Feb14:54
Brian McGee said...

My dearest Fits,

Being relatively new the wonderful world that is Melbourne, and you being the social beacon of the new millennium, I was hoping you could suggest 5 venues (or more if you wish) where I could host my ‘So Long 20's’ party? I'm picturing dark and broody meets trashy karaoke. Must have a bar of course, for we must ‘get on the cans’.

If you could list in order of preference it would also be fantastic!

Now I’ve just to make some Melbourne friends between now and the end of March and I’ll be set. Consider this your invitation!!

Thank you xx

16Feb07:47
Anonymous said...

i'm visiting melbourne for the weekend... what 'must' i do?

16Feb09:00
Anonymous said...

I love my partner very much and we have been going out for quite some time. Problem is, I know we don't share the same values in terms of what we want out of a relationship and so our partnership seems likely to end in heartache in the longer term- for either one or both of us.

Some times I want to look for a new partner who wants things more like me so I am happier and don't have to fight all the time to get what I need. Would it be wrong to start looking for someone else while I'm still seeing my current partner? Do I have to break up with them first and risk losing something that might actually not be so bad before testing the available market?

16Feb16:16
Anonymous said...

For fear of reprisal, just call me anonymous today...

Given what we now know about the mental state of Mark Latham and with Simon Crean having tearies about possibly losing his safe seat to someone who actually has public support...

Is it feasible that the Liberal voters at the last federal election got it right?

Yes, yes we all know that Liberal are very crap too, but surely, in retrospect, they were the lesser of two disasters.

16Feb23:20
Anonymous said...

Dear RYWHM

I posted a question yesterday but it now seems to have disappeared. Perhaps I'm too uncool to be reading this website?

Am I homesick or just a dick? I spend all day reading Australian Blogs when I should be working, and dreaming about the sun. What's wrong with me. Can homesickness break your heart?

Is loneliness a sin?

Smiley

17Feb17:11
Anonymous said...

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18Feb13:46
Anonymous said...

Is it socially acceptable to call John Howard a cunt?

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