


Fuck voting, let's dance.
Gosh, he's endlessly entertaining.

"I'm horrified and concerned that we're going to turn the Parliament of Australia into a dance parlour. But at the moment it's starting to indicate what the Rudd Government's going to be all about, show and not substance. Why not put neon signs on the top of Parliament, you know 'dances every friday night'."
He's absolutely right, as always. Let's see in the new year and the new government with some knees-up barnstorming. Wayne Swan can run the meat tray raffle. Peter Garrett can sell hooch in the toilets. A 'refreshed' Maxine McKew can lead the all-in Teen Wolf jive. LET'S CONVINCE AN ADULT TO BUY US A KEGGER etc.

Some ravers 'larging it', yesterday.
Honestly. Indigenous dancers at the opening of Federal Parliament? We're only steps away from a fucking eisteddfod, people.
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"Wilson Tuckey really should take a leaf out of John Howard's book and disappear into the sunset," he said.
"He really can't offer the Australia of 2008, or the Australia that lies before us, he can't offer us anything.
"So Mr Tuckey and his extremist racist views really do belong to another generation."
I'm with Sam. Perhaps we can take an iron bar to Tuckey's head?
Parlour?
And besides isn't the government supposed to represent indigenous Australians as well as those of European descendance? Why then should the contemporary Australian governement (A supposed representative of body of both groups of people) need to explicitly apologise to one of those groups?
Is it apologising on behalf of the former government or of the present government? And if it's the latter does that mean that the aboriginal people that government represents are apologising to themselves?
Sounds suspiciously like complete fucking nonsense to me.
I am sorry.
I am not guilty, but I am very fucking sorry
utter tosh.
The implication here is that there's a possibility that the government is not guilty, this is just crap.
The guilt of the government in the case of the stolen generation is well documented by government policy documents at the time.
That's the question of fact well and truly sorted, in terms of damages, whether compensation is owed etc whether the government apologises for it or not would have no relevance.
As well as this, the government has stated that no extra compensation will be forthcoming as a result of the apology, are you really saying that you have better legal advice than the federal government?
Would the holocaust survivers been happy with "just" an apology?......63 years later reparations are still being payed.
"People seem to skirt around the fact that in a court of law it can be argued an apology is an admission of guilt. "
Also sorry that you have such a conveniently superficial understanding of our legal system & constitution. It can also be argued in a court of law that the moon is made of cheese & that "she was askin' for it"; that doesn't necessarily make it a winning argument even before you get to constitutional realities (try looking up parliamentary privilege somewhere, might help). Your point (being kind here) about representative government, poses so many false (& irrelevant) dichotomies (indig v. Euro/past v present) that it barely makes sense as a sentence, let alone a logical argument.
Saying "we're sorry X happened" is neither an admission nor an imposition of guilt, it's simply an expression of sorrow & sympathy that something bad happened to someone. It's not a complex issue, it's just an issue that politicians complicate for their own ends. If you want to subscribe to that whining dribble fine but fuck off. If you want to understand it read the constitution & take in some history lessons.
As for the quaint use of "parlour", I think I have an explanation. Ironbar hails from the backblocks of outback WA where the only excitement (apart from bashing certain people with iron bars) comes from travelling ladies who dispense their favours to miners. (I know this because I saw a performance of "Last of the Knucklemen" put on by Pentridge prisoners for HSC English.) So, perhaps...he associates any activity involving heightened energy and excitement with "parlours".
I'm not sure that Tuckey was using it in this way, it seemed that he was more trying to be generally derogatory. But trying to divine the precise meaning of a fool's words is fraught with danger. It is not necessarily an area where one wants to find that one has special insight.
"I killed ya nan!!!!"
Yeah, sorry, don't think so.
(with apologies to the marine environment)
Please?
PS when you gonna do a fri q&a, ms fits? I'm curious to know what you think of the Wren family feud /body snatching thing. (defenestrate the lot of em I say...)
Same topic, different pain-in-the-arse, the hemorrhoid ex-trade unionist (Painters and Doctors Union) Leader of the Opposition keeps bleating on about an apology being the wrong Government priority. What is his problem? Can he not walk and chew gum at the same time?
Oh hang on! just remembered his disastrous stint as Defence Minister, he probably can't.
What do you fellers do? Cissy stuff like march in a street, chanting "ho, ho, ho chi minh" and throw a few rotten eggs at Bob Carr's limousine?
Wilson Tuckey (without a huge crowd to back him up) uses an iron bar on those who threaten his livlihood & family.
What is behind the mudslinging, the jealousy that comes from knowing you don't measure up to him?
Bunch of sooks!
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